Jennifer Love Hewitt vs Kate Upton

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Reigning Breast Smother Champion Jennifer is challenged by rising upstart Kate.  Which pair of 34D's will decimate the other?

[Jebediah Morningside]

Kate is too big, too strong, too young.  She gets my vote over the veteran.  (Unfortunately, the Kate pic is not loading for me.  Anyone else having that problem?)

-JM

[Isabella]

Kate suffocates her opponent easily

[DogWithABone]

Hewitt is not a 34D, not even close, and she has the softest, floppiest, droopiest rack on the planet.  Upton dominates with ease.

[Mr. Bear]

The frog wins

Hahahaha! She does look like a frog  and Kim we still need to have that discussion about Kate and such from our messages.

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Sorry, the photo I posted of Kate was visible for a day or so, but now seems gone for good.  Hopefully, this one will remain.

[JIMBO1962]

36C is what most info on her sez

[DogWithABone]

58 people need their eyes checked.

Hewitt is smaller, older, and flabby/saggy as it gets.  This would be over in a matter of nanoseconds and she'd lose.

[JIMBO1962]

36C is what most info on her sez for J.L.H.

[ThroatStuffer]

I think she's a bit overrated, but Kate Upton still manages to win this fairly easily.  It's tough to overcome both youth and size

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Like so many women before her...Jessica Alba, Keeley Hazell, Anna Kournikova and others...Kate went into this match seriously underestimating her opponent.  "She's all hype," Upton bragged beforehand.  "And saggy hype at that" she added with a derisive laugh.  After all, how could a woman known as 'Love' be a serious threat to a modern day Amazon like the busty blonde?

What Upton failed to take into account that, apart from Hewitt's experience and obvious skills, Jennifer would do whatever it takes to win.  And so it was that a series of kneelifts to the crotch took much of the steam out of the younger battler.  And after that, it was only a matter of time before the blonde was finished off.

The finale came as Hewitt pinned her adversary to the floor, unhooking the clasp of her own halter top to let her 'girls' free.  She then pressed her body down, enveloping Kate's face within her bosom, the sweat that dappled the flesh of both women merging to form an air-tight seal.  Upton gasped and groaned, feebly squirming under the weight of her oppressor, but to no avail.  Rapidly, she was smothered into total oblivion.

Victorious, the smiling brunette stripped Kate of her own top and held it in her right hand as she raised her arm in triumph, while planting a foot upon the heaving chest of the devastated blonde.

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