A Major Announcement

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Michelle

#30
July 05, 2013, 02:11:04 PM
its ok elektra....

lexi has been carrying that fat ass around so long.....the only way she can get to a restaurant is in the front seat of her car......the waddling takes so much out of her you know...all she can do is buy her food from a drive-thru :)

I'm Michelle....and I approve this message ....by God  :)

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana, 18th century Spanish philosopher

"We're the Sultans of Swing!!"

"Remember What The Door Mouse Said"

Michelle

#31
July 05, 2013, 02:35:33 PM
What part of....

F  A  T  ...... A  S  S   

is so freeking hard to understand?

Hell..it was a news alert on CNN this morning.....

I got Edward Snowden here with me ...we're with the President of Bolivia...wow does he have a bad attitude!.......whew!....
Ed released the FAT ASS photos of lexi to CNN, FOX, ABC, NBC, CBS, CIA, IRS....the usual suspects...

You talk about the NSA stuff?   HA!!

This has it beat.......atta boy Edward!

I'm Michelle...and I approve this message....by God :)
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana, 18th century Spanish philosopher

"We're the Sultans of Swing!!"

"Remember What The Door Mouse Said"

Michelle

#32
July 05, 2013, 11:17:05 PM
Eva,

As much as I like you I really am NOT terrified of you :)  Far from it :)

Now emmett....I am scared shitless of :P     LOL

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana, 18th century Spanish philosopher

"We're the Sultans of Swing!!"

"Remember What The Door Mouse Said"

Michelle

#33
July 06, 2013, 06:02:27 PM
Oh and I have an even better thought.....

Since I have a feeling Emily and I aren't gonna be given a shot........like wow what a shock that would be....Emily and I get a shot.....LOL....

Emily and I challenge Caliente Y Loca....to see who gets the rights to go up against the Dark Side....

The Forces of Light will not be denied....

Emily and I won't be denied......unless of course.....you think we'll just go way?   HA!

The Forces of Light will never leave.....so...lets see who can handle the pressure now.....huh?
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana, 18th century Spanish philosopher

"We're the Sultans of Swing!!"

"Remember What The Door Mouse Said"

Jebediah Morningside

#34
July 07, 2013, 10:03:56 AM
Quote from: emmett52 on July 06, 2013, 06:36:58 PM
Quote from: Michelle on July 06, 2013, 06:02:27 PM
Oh and I have an even better thought.....

Since I have a feeling Emily and I aren't gonna be given a shot........like wow what a shock that would be....Emily and I get a shot.....LOL....

Emily and I challenge Caliente Y Loca....to see who gets the rights to go up against the Dark Side....

The Forces of Light will not be denied....

Emily and I won't be denied......unless of course.....you think we'll just go way?   HA!

The Forces of Light will never leave.....so...lets see who can handle the pressure now.....huh?

Cool 8) 8) I'd love to see that match,it would be a hoot. :o :o :o

Me too.  For that matter, I'd also quite enjoy seeing both of those teams get shots against "The Dark Side" as we'll.

-JM

Emily Layne

#35
July 07, 2013, 11:34:52 AM
Well okay, i was away meditating and having an insider trip.....(???)

i am now back, i got a vision and yeah. Me and Michelle are The Forces of the Light

you love us, you need us, you want us! We're on a mission from God! Plain and Simple!
And if Michelle says that Lexi has a fat ass, deal with it, its the truth! (if you are blind you may see it perfect)

Me and Michelle are ready to take on the dark side and defeat it!
Lexi and her partner (Michelle, whats her name btw?) are too scared to show off, when they saw The Forces of Light they disappeared in a black hole!
so now, Its Me and Michelle vs Caliente Y Loca, fine! Lets do it partner!

Wooaaaaa!!!

##catfitewatcher314

#36
July 07, 2013, 12:06:57 PM
Sounds like this something from  Star Wars   LOL

##catfitewatcher314

#37
July 07, 2013, 04:45:07 PM
I am sure they will call on your expertise in your manager services soon Emmet

Michelle

#38
July 08, 2013, 03:43:22 PM
You heard Emily.....we're on a mission from God!

She had a freeking vision!

And no....what I am "on" is no one's damn business :)

We are the appointed messengers....Emily and I......

You can't keep the Light out forever :)

We'll always be there...
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana, 18th century Spanish philosopher

"We're the Sultans of Swing!!"

"Remember What The Door Mouse Said"

##catfitewatcher314

#39
July 08, 2013, 08:17:10 PM
no like the blues brothers Emmett :P

greek007

#40
July 14, 2013, 03:05:25 AM
dark side?most epic name eveeeeeeeeeeeer!!!!looool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNqKN9vGzv8

Michelle

#41
July 14, 2013, 11:15:53 PM
I guess God snapped up the "Dark Side" and sent them off to a very very bad place :)

WOWSA!.....is this KHARMA or what???

"The Light" wins!!!!!........*Michelle high fives EmilyLayne*

*Michelle and Emily step up to the podium to receive their winner's check...Michelle begins tapping on the microphone....tap tap!!!*

"I'd love to thank my lovely and gorgeous partner Emily.....along with our exceptional manager Sadie...without who's help this victory would never have been possible...and the support of countless others who came to see....'The Light"...as their one true hope!"

*A reporter from ESPN steps up to Michelle and Emily and asks...."Michelle and Emily!...what are you gonna do now?"........Emily gets a giant smile on her face and responds*....."We're going to Disneyworld........YESSSSSSSS!!!"
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana, 18th century Spanish philosopher

"We're the Sultans of Swing!!"

"Remember What The Door Mouse Said"

lexibabe

#42
July 16, 2013, 02:29:01 AM
i hope you can find a partner elektra..not many are steping up for the challenge.
the prez tramp

Michelle

#43
July 16, 2013, 02:52:43 AM
Yeah and you were the first to sit your fat asses down :P

Emily and i already know we won't get a shot......so go for it :)
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana, 18th century Spanish philosopher

"We're the Sultans of Swing!!"

"Remember What The Door Mouse Said"

Emily Layne

#44
July 17, 2013, 07:45:48 PM
Quote from: Michelle on July 14, 2013, 11:15:53 PM
I guess God snapped up the "Dark Side" and sent them off to a very very bad place :)

WOWSA!.....is this KHARMA or what???

"The Light" wins!!!!!........*Michelle high fives EmilyLayne*

*Michelle and Emily step up to the podium to receive their winner's check...Michelle begins tapping on the microphone....tap tap!!!*

"I'd love to thank my lovely and gorgeous partner Emily.....along with our exceptional manager Sadie...without who's help this victory would never have been possible...and the support of countless others who came to see....'The Light"...as their one true hope!"

*A reporter from ESPN steps up to Michelle and Emily and asks...."Michelle and Emily!...what are you gonna do now?"........Emily gets a giant smile on her face and responds*....."We're going to Disneyworld........YESSSSSSSS!!!"



YESSSSSSSSS DISNEYWORLD! We will fight the dark side also there! No one will stop us!
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