Survival of the Weakest Catfight #4: Alison Brie vs. Rachel McAdams

[Catfight Contributor]

Note: We'll continue to go with written votes instead of a poll, and see which works better. You can just write a simple one-word reply with who you think would win, or share some details on how and why. Remember that we're aiming for catfights here, not a pro wrestling sort of thing.

Eight celebrities who've never done anything like this before have been enticed by money, pride and a sense of adventure to participate in a private catfight tournament with a twist. It's the loser who will move on each round, rather than the winner, until ultimately all concerned get to find out who the weakest among them is.

They've been chosen because they seem like exactly the sort of women who wouldn't be very good at this. They'll use what they can - their limited strength, their smarts, maybe even their feminine wiles if necessary to try to prove they're tougher than they look.

After Zooey Deschanel just barely managed to beat Rachel Bilson in the first fight (story has been posted), Leighton Meester dominated Keira Knightley in the second and Mila Kunis kicked Emma Stone's ass in the third, it's time for the final fight of the first round.

It's Alison Brie (5'3, 110 lbs) vs. Rachel McAdams (5'5, 112 lbs). Who wins, and how easily? It's your call, and details are welcome!

And again, feel free to add a photo or two if you wish.

[nati77]

Rachel wins, easily.

[pablitus]

Rachel is stronger and more skilled. She will win without much trouble.

[Vassago]

I agree, Rachel will slap Allison silly!

[Interac]

Rachel wins, with ease

[Nightshade]

Why is Mcadams even in this tournament?

Easy win for her.

[Jebediah Morningside]

Was Rachel brought in as a ringer?  In any case, she wins this one easily.

-JM

[Taylor Hawkins]

are keira and emma stories in progress?? rachel wins

[DogWithABone]

I'll take Allison in this one but I have no idea how either qualifies for something like this.

[Catfight Contributor]

I guess Rachel looks tougher to others than she does to me! Fair enough - this looks like it's shaping up to be one of the more one-sided of the first-round fight.

And yes, stories for the second and third fights are coming, plus this one, hopefully before too long. Then we can move on to Round 2.

[canadianlou]

McAdams was always treated like a jobber in my stories. She's got that right amount of cute & bitchy that you could see her mouthing off to the wrong girl and getting her ass handed to her.
Alison is another of my favorite jobbers, as she is just built to be humiliated; those squeezable tits, that spankable ass, the innocent wide-eyed face made for sitting on.
In the end I have to give the nod to Rachel, who takes special joy in making Brie squeal.

[stoneyrasta]

Rachel beats Alison

[Marvelcatfights]

Rachel defeats Alison.

[Marvelcatfights]