Candace Parker vs Katy Perry

Started by herboyfriend, January 11, 2014, 09:51:56 PM

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herboyfriend

Candace Parker, the famous basket ball player, was called a 'has been' by Katy Perry during a TV show in which she was interviewed, and answered casual questions about sports. Asked how she has come to describe Candace as such Katy replied with '...she is getting too old for this, why don't people know when it's time for them to retire?'
Candace was in the audience, but without Katy's knowledge. Furious at Katy's derogative words, she walks up onto the stage. One moment later, she stands in front of Katy Perry, her hands on her hips, and staring at her with eyes which could have darted lightening bolts. From her seat, Katy stared up at her, and at this point it was not clear if she recognised Candace.
'Will you repeat that, you bitch?' Candace finally says.
Katy, still staring at her, finally seems to grasp the situation and under her breath utters, 'OMG!'
Candace reaches for Katy and pulls her out of her seat by her dress. Katy continues staring up at the eight inches taller woman, and in her sudden anger at Candace's threat she mirrors her by putting her bands on her hips, too, and asks challengingly, 'So, what do you want, you cow?'
Candace suddenly slaps Katy's face - Katy feels slammed back into her seat, and in the next moment pulled out of it again. In that instant, she reaches up and rams her fist into Candace's face, and the big woman retreats to hold her hands up to it and fight down the pain the impact of Katy's fist with her cheekbone has caused her.
After this, the two women conclude that they will have to have a fight in form of a wrestling match...

Candace: 27 years, 6'4", 82kg, cup C
Katy      : 29 years, 5'8", 58kg, cup D
Every excess is fine as long as you don't overdo it.

herboyfriend

#1
Above: CANDACE PARKER
Below: KATY PERRY
Every excess is fine as long as you don't overdo it.

Holmeboy

Unfortunately, even the goddess that is Katy Perry has limits, i can't see her getting passed this one.
Fun, fun, fun!

December

#3
Katy wins when Candace gets cocky and slips on a (metaphorical) banana peel.

herboyfriend

Quote from: Holmeboy on January 13, 2014, 10:58:40 AM
Unfortunately, even the goddess that is Katy Perry has limits, i can't see her getting passed this one.
Actually, yes, it wouldn't be a big surprise if Candace won, but the race is much more head to head than something for Katy being impossible would look like. It doesn't seem like Katy simply getting a spanking quite helplessly - at least it's more a giving and taking on both sides, with Katy standing strong and really giving the other woman a fight no matter what.
Every excess is fine as long as you don't overdo it.

herboyfriend

Quote from: Remember Christmas on January 14, 2014, 12:23:58 AM
Katy wins when Candace gets cocky and slips on a (metaphorical) banana peel.
:D hahaha! Right now Katy 17, Candace 18! Even if Candace won it would still be Katy's best fight ever!
Every excess is fine as long as you don't overdo it.

herboyfriend

Every excess is fine as long as you don't overdo it.