Amazonia Event .. BATTLE for BLONDES !! Norse invaders leader sign up

Started by stormbolt7, April 26, 2014, 10:14:22 PM

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stormbolt7

message April 26, 2014, 10:14:22 PM
They are from the lands north of Amazonia .... They are beautiful, blonde and fierce catfighters!!

If you think you could be the leader of these lovely, ladies from the northern lands. Ready to fight, and maybe take part of the new lands, with your armies of blonde catfighters..

Sign in.. join here.. for the battle to come!!
YES this poll for the blondes only.. which is the best, and most capable blonde catfighter here??

Ladies enter now.. for the poll to come!!

Storm

ThePurpleVixen

#1
message April 26, 2014, 11:52:01 PM
OH MY GOD, FINALLY.

*hauls down her gigantic book of blonde jokes, a cobwebbed and ancient tome from her official Sorceress of Amazonia bookshelf, and puffs dust away, creaking the book open with a heavy thud*

I thought I'd NEVER get to use these incantations ...

What is the difference between a BLONDE ... and the PANAMA CANAL?

*mystic pause*

... the Panama Canal is a busy ditch.

*throws her hands up as her imp familiar Fizzy plays two drumbeats and strikes a cymbal*

THANK YOU!  I'm here all week!
"What has mood to do with it? You fight when the necessity arises--no matter the mood! Mood's a thing for cattle or making love or playing the baliset. It's not for fighting."
- Frank Herbert

Michelle

#2
message April 27, 2014, 12:52:40 AM
Hold on here...I'd Da Damn Empress....

I did not approve this....unless my Grand Vizier did...

something is rotten in Denmark!

We tossed all the blondes when I took over!!!

This means all out war!!

Massive pre-emptive air strikes on an hourly basis!!

Cruise missile will be flying out of someone's ass it's gonna make your head spin!!

Remember the Alamo!!
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana, 18th century Spanish philosopher

"We're the Sultans of Swing!!"

"Remember What The Door Mouse Said"

nfsalfight

#3
message April 28, 2014, 08:43:55 AM
interesting .... can i get in ?
...........
Nancy

Catfight Super Fan

#4
message April 28, 2014, 10:07:02 AM
I want to enter as Sarah the foxy fighter!!

BustyTiffany35

#5
message April 28, 2014, 05:11:54 PM
Oh please, y'all think you're the Queen? HAH, that's real cute, but seriously, we all know that I am the TRUE Queen.
And I'll have the both of ya, Katt and Kellie, tied up and chained to MY throne once I take my rightful place on it!

Heidi Alexis Foster

#6
message April 28, 2014, 07:50:16 PM
Quote from: stormbolt7 on April 26, 2014, 10:14:22 PM
They are from the lands north of Amazonia .... They are beautiful, blonde and fierce catfighters!!

If you think you could be the leader of these lovely, ladies from the northern lands. Ready to fight, and maybe take part of the new lands, with your armies of blonde catfighters..

Sign in.. join here.. for the battle to come!!
YES this poll for the blondes only.. which is the best, and most capable blonde catfighter here??

Ladies enter now.. for the poll to come!!

Storm

I'm sometimes not on very often but I'll join up!

stormbolt7

#7
message April 29, 2014, 07:25:17 AM
Ladies. ..... So this is known ... WINNER of this will be her OWN leader and ruler of her people/ catfighters from the North/ Norse lands.
So this is not for Empress Michelle's throne .. It is for your own !!

Next ... this set up ... for a change.. doing this one for the blondes.. Since it seems that is what many picture. When they think of these ladies.. 
Nancy ... love to ya .. but have to ask you to sit this one out .. Knowing your welcome almost every other time. Just if I let one brunette in .. Then I have to let them all in if they ask.. So defeats the purpose...

That all said ... We have some blondes ready to claim the throne to the north!!

KATTERINA ... Cold northern winters or warm summer days. This Kat is ready to claim a throne of her own.  KATTERINA is Entered!!

KELLIE ... Showing she is not afraid to stake her own claim to the throne. Stepping up, and ready to prove herself in combat. KELLIE is Entered!!

SARAH THE FIGHTER ... Looking to make herself known here... A blonde contender willing to fight. SARAH is Entered!!

BUSTYTIFFANY35 ... This warrrior looking to claim her throne. Before maybe marching her armies to claim other lands. TIFFANY is Entered!!

HEIDI FOSTER ... She may have other duties to contend with. Yet she is ready to battle here. HEIDI is Entered!!

Action begins this weekend ... More room, for more BLONDE catfighters is here.. Adding a few photos, to try and help set the mood ..   ;)
LADIES enter here/ sign up now!!

Storm

ThePurpleVixen

#8
message April 29, 2014, 07:36:15 PM
*puffs dust from her Book of Blondeisms, and runs a fingertip down the ancient vellum pages, past runes of 6s and 9s and sketches of spiked shoulder pads, then taps a glossy black nail on one line written in feathered script*

Ah-HA!

Ready, Fizzy?

*the little yellow imp nods, his big pointed ears perking up as he spins his tiny drumsticks*

Have your heard about that new blonde paint?

*mystic pause

It's not real bright, but it's cheap and spreads easy!

BA-DUM-TSH!

Thank you, Fizzy!  Thank you, blondes!  You'll get this joke sometime next week!
"What has mood to do with it? You fight when the necessity arises--no matter the mood! Mood's a thing for cattle or making love or playing the baliset. It's not for fighting."
- Frank Herbert

Vanessa Marsh

#9
message April 29, 2014, 08:25:03 PM
Quote from: ThePurpleVixen on April 29, 2014, 07:36:15 PM
*puffs dust from her Book of Blondeisms, and runs a fingertip down the ancient vellum pages, past runes of 6s and 9s and sketches of spiked shoulder pads, then taps a glossy black nail on one line written in feathered script*

Ah-HA!

Ready, Fizzy?

*the little yellow imp nods, his big pointed ears perking up as he spins his tiny drumsticks*

Have your heard about that new blonde paint?

*mystic pause

It's not real bright, but it's cheap and spreads easy!

BA-DUM-TSH!

Thank you, Fizzy!  Thank you, blondes!  You'll get this joke sometime next week!

Hehehe. Such a gadfly! I must admit, even as a part time blonde, I love it!
''It could have been-- it didn't have to be OBSCENE. I was prepared. But it's this, is it? No enigma, no dignity, nothing classical, portentous, only this-- a comic pornographer and a rabble of prostitutes.''

Marlies

#10
message April 30, 2014, 04:58:51 PM
I'm from Northern Lands! And I'm "beautiful, blonde and a fierce catfighter" as Stormbolt requested! So this battle is mine!
Sign me up, please!

BustyTiffany35

#11
message April 30, 2014, 07:37:51 PM
Quote from: Evangelina on April 30, 2014, 02:44:35 PM
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Q: What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? A: She sticks it in the microwave!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

No wonder no blondes are signing up, they must have been having laptop freezes.

Shut your dirty mouth Eva, before I smack ya with my unfrozen laptop! ;)

Heidi Alexis Foster

#12
message April 30, 2014, 11:09:13 PM
Quote from: Marlies on April 30, 2014, 04:58:51 PM
I'm from Northern Lands! And I'm "beautiful, blonde and a fierce catfighter" as Stormbolt requested! So this battle is mine!
Sign me up, please!

*sighs* I may vote for Marlies over myself.....Simply BLONDE PERFECTION!!

Nattie-Silk Property

#13
message May 01, 2014, 12:41:04 AM
Quote from: BustyTiffany35 on April 28, 2014, 05:11:54 PM
Oh please, y'all think you're the Queen? HAH, that's real cute, but seriously, we all know that I am the TRUE Queen.
And I'll have the both of ya, Katt and Kellie, tied up and chained to MY throne once I take my rightful place on it!

Queen of what? Over the hill jobbers? Every time I see your name in a poll, you're getting your ass kicked by a younger, better woman. And this poll will be no exception! I want in this thing, and I just hope you survive long enough for me to finish you off.  :D

BustyTiffany35

#14
message May 01, 2014, 01:20:40 AM
Quote from: NataliaD on May 01, 2014, 12:41:04 AM

Queen of what? Over the hill jobbers? Every time I see your name in a poll, you're getting your ass kicked by a younger, better woman. And this poll will be no exception! I want in this thing, and I just hope you survive long enough for me to finish you off.  :D


I'll be the Queen of YOU ya lil bitch once I'm done whippin' your ass all over this poll fight!
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