Jessica Lange And Katy Perry In Dress Ripping Catfight

Started by herboyfriend, September 11, 2014, 01:38:15 PM

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herboyfriend

Actress Jessica Lange (65) did not make friends with Katy Perry (29) when she voiced her opinions on today's pop music.

Expressing her views on the current state of the music industry, she said, ...even without much talent you can make it big these days as a pop singer. Take Katy Perry, for example - has ambition, has worked hard, and has made a lot out of so little as far as her actual abilities go...'

Katy Perry retaliated by stating that Jessica Lange has '...simply become a washed up old lady who has gotten bitter in her old age and tries to compensate through the act of putting others down...'

At a gala event the two rivals meet backstage and a spark of hostility ignites, triggering a firework of word slinging which eventually ends in a catfight in which each of the two ladies tries to rip her opponents' dress apart and either squeeze her into submission between her arms or pin her in leg scissors....

Jessica believes that through her previous athletic lifestyle she will have no difficulties humiliating the 36 years younger pop singer pinning and defeating her.
Katy is convinced that she will defeat the only slightly taller and heavier woman naturally due to her, in comparison, youthful age.



You've got 5 votes only because for the win in the actual catfight you only vote  o n c e, deciding who and how in one vote.


Katy Perry: 29 years, 5'8", 59kg, cup D

Jessica Lange: 65 years, 5'8.5", 61kg, cup C
Every excess is fine as long as you don't overdo it.

herboyfriend

#1
Above and below: Jessica Lange

Every excess is fine as long as you don't overdo it.

herboyfriend

#2
Below: Katy Perry
Every excess is fine as long as you don't overdo it.

herboyfriend

#3
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Every excess is fine as long as you don't overdo it.

JT Edson

I think that Jessica is still a beautiful woman, but she is no match for Katy.

herboyfriend

Quote from: JT Edson on September 11, 2014, 02:09:59 PM
I think that Jessica is still a beautiful woman, but she is no match for Katy.
I agree with you, I'm a lot younger than Jessica, haha, but I'd be totally proud and in awe to go out with her just as she is now! - As for the comparison, well, leave it up to you guys...
Every excess is fine as long as you don't overdo it.

DonR04

If they are to fight now, it would most likely be a walk in the park for Katie. She would be too much for Jessica. However, with Jessica in her prime (the 70's and 80's), a completely different story. I don't think Katie would stand a chance against the young version of Jessica.

herboyfriend

#7
She really is so damn sexy, IMO she would beat most contestants in a beauty contest even 30-40 years younger than her. I think Katy could have competed with her if they had been born at around the same time. If Jessica was 29 now it would at least be the hell of a catfight  ;D
Every excess is fine as long as you don't overdo it.

Fandango

I total agree, Jessica is and was damned sexy everytime. Put hot Katy in a time-travel machine at the set of the Movie King Kong from 1976, when Jessica was a Starlet, and my Worth, we would see the hot Hell of a very nasty trilling Catfight between those half naked Beauties deep in the jungle