Girl VS Bear (Tekken style)

Started by Contestator, October 24, 2014, 11:26:55 AM

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message October 24, 2014, 11:26:55 AM
Anna Nystrom 170cm 57kg VS young bear 170cm 100kg

Vanessa Marsh

#1
message October 24, 2014, 06:11:55 PM
This might be my favorite poll of all time. Seriously, can this become a regular thing?!  How would random bimbos do in fights with various forms of wildlife?  Oh, I picked the bear. Never bet against a bear!
''It could have been-- it didn't have to be OBSCENE. I was prepared. But it's this, is it? No enigma, no dignity, nothing classical, portentous, only this-- a comic pornographer and a rabble of prostitutes.''

JAOH88

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message October 24, 2014, 06:40:57 PM
Gotta say, as a former Alaskan, who worked several years around Polar & Brown Bears.  Unarmed Human vs Bear. Bear 1 Human 0  Sorry.  ;)  Cute Poll though.

Contestator

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message October 24, 2014, 07:21:45 PM
I know XD but this is a puppy bear (i wrote 100kg, polar bears can grow up 800kg)

kyliesubmits

#4
message October 24, 2014, 11:46:38 PM
fucking cool idea :) tekken rules!!

oh but yes, the bear won't be hungry after this one...

Norika

#5
message October 25, 2014, 01:37:32 AM
Yay, Tekken :D I choose "the girl run away" option, but IRL, it would be "the bear eating her".

Vanessa Marsh

#6
message October 25, 2014, 03:16:55 AM
Quote from: Cybermad on October 25, 2014, 02:31:47 AM
Bear would win using Panda Move...the bear smash. Then invite rest of family round for bear picnic.

Surely,  he'd finish her off with a BEAR HUG!

(No, YOU shut up!  >:( )
''It could have been-- it didn't have to be OBSCENE. I was prepared. But it's this, is it? No enigma, no dignity, nothing classical, portentous, only this-- a comic pornographer and a rabble of prostitutes.''

Kimm

#7
message October 25, 2014, 03:42:47 AM
Wow, has to be the most unique, and frankly, DUMBEST challenge. Girl = Bear poop. :-p

JAOH88

#8
message October 27, 2014, 04:23:40 PM
Even a 200lb Bear is 8x stronger than a human.  Think Pit Bull on "Roids" with longer claws, bigger teeth and
a really bad attitude.  Yeah, pretty much bear scat. Sorry.  Maybe try a "Teddy Bear" next time around. ;) ;)

Vanessa Marsh

#9
message October 27, 2014, 05:12:59 PM
Quote from: JAOH88 on October 27, 2014, 04:23:40 PM
Even a 200lb Bear is 8x stronger than a human.  Think Pit Bull on "Roids" with longer claws, bigger teeth and
a really bad attitude.  Yeah, pretty much bear scat. Sorry.  Maybe try a "Teddy Bear" next time around. ;) ;)

Sign me up. I've always wanted to knock that loud mouth Teddy Ruxpin down a peg or two!
''It could have been-- it didn't have to be OBSCENE. I was prepared. But it's this, is it? No enigma, no dignity, nothing classical, portentous, only this-- a comic pornographer and a rabble of prostitutes.''

Michelle

#10
message October 28, 2014, 02:30:20 AM
I can't "bear" this any longer....I'm calling PETA.  And if the bear does a reverse head scissors on the gorl....someone paid the ref off.
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana, 18th century Spanish philosopher

"We're the Sultans of Swing!!"

"Remember What The Door Mouse Said"

JAOH88

#11
message October 28, 2014, 04:48:44 PM
If I can set a match up with you and "Teddy Ruxpin" can I film it... Love to see the "fur" fly.  (Yeah bad pun,
couldn't resist.)  :D
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