Cage Fight: Taylor Swift and Katy Perry Thrashing It Out With Each Other

[herboyfriend]

Taylor Swift is laughing again. Meeting Katy Perry at a mutual friend's after show party she couldn't conceal her contempt for her. When Katy replied to Taylor's verbal stabs with an equally hostile remark Taylor resorted again to 'reminding' her of what stings most: While Katy in the first week of its release sold 287,000 copies of her latest album Taylor completely destroyed her when her following album sold 1.287 million copies in the first week - and Katy's humiliation continued as after one whole year her album only got to 1.6 million copies, and Taylor's to 4 million after only three months.  
While Katy's hate is fueled by knowing that Taylor wins every argument throwing that truth in her face Taylor laughs at her, provoking her rival further, 'Yes, little pop princess, in the business world I'll always be squashing you like I would squash a flea under my thumb - and that's what you are to me, nothing but a flea, hahahaha!'
Katy shoots back with her prediction of an upcoming event:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3028942/Katy-Perry-Taylor-Swift-compete-Billboard-s-Artist-award-Ludacris-Pete-Wentz-announce-nominees-GMA.html

'You may be a big fish for the record label, but you're also the cheapest whore when it comes to the means by which you market your third class nursery rhymes. Let's see who wins the next big awards, you piece of trash! I'll show you that I'm a lot more popular by now than you, and the next album sales records will be mine...We'll see who's the flea then. And remember, I already thrashed your lesbian friend Karlie to a pulp - want me to do the same to you again?'

Taylor feels the sting of Katy's ridicule. She had to watch while Katy destroyed her 6'1" friend Karlie Kloss in a fight. But now she is thrown into a rage: 'You've not had a real fight with me yet! Fight me in a cage and I'll beat every drop of piss out of you until you lick my feet begging me for mercy!'
Katy shows herself unimpressed by Taylor's bragging: 'You don't stand a chance, you corrupted, crazy, filthy blob of shit! I'm dying to be locked in a cage with you so I can break every one of your bones and feed them to the dogs, pop whore!'

Katy and Taylor are alone in a fight cage, ready for the most brutal battle they've ever had. There is no submission, but the two women will fight until one of them lies on the floor at her enemy's feet, unable to move.


Katy: 30 years, 5'7", 59kg, cup D

Taylor: 25 years, 5'10", 59kg, cup A

[herboyfriend]

Above: As reliable sources revealed, Katy Perry is ready to step out of her pretty dress and cage fight Taylor Swift in a swimsuit, relying mainly on her power to throw devastating punches at her rival.

Below: Taylor Swift: From dress ripping fights to brutal action in a cage; after her commercial victory wiped out Katy Perry's efforts she now wants to show she can do the same to her body with her long legs' high kicks.

[DonR04]

Katy would destroy her.

[wheelman]

Katy takes apart her tall skinny rival.

[T aka Tony]

Classic blonde vs brunette catfight and they both really dislike each other. Katy especially hates Taylor which makes her want to beat the hell out of Taylor more. It looks like a beat down for Taylor. mmmmmm

T

[herboyfriend]

Classic blonde vs brunette catfight and they both really dislike each other. Katy especially hates Taylor which makes her want to beat the hell out of Taylor more. It looks like a beat down for Taylor. mmmmmm

T

I don't believe in tabloid generated feuds in real life, especially not in Katy's case, but they make a good background on this board.

[stoneyrasta]

katy messes taylor up

[sexfight_lover]

Poor Tay Tay!! I imagine Katy finishing Taylor off by smothering her out with mighty her D-cups!

[sexfight_lover]