Jamie Lee Curtis vs Katy Perry: Wrestling Match

[herboyfriend]

After losing fights to seventy year old Susan Sarandon and 50 year old Salma Hayek, Californian pop princess Katy Perry saw herself subjected by the media to a good deal of ridicule as the girl who gets beaten by old women. Angered, and ready to boost her pride, Katy agreed to wrestle actress Jamie Lee Curtis, 58, and show the world she will be on top again.
Jamie Lee, who has challenged Katy to the fight herself, told the press she is well prepared and ready to continue humiliating the pop singer; Katy, however, assured her fans she will break the old hag easily in the ring and make her regret her decision to fight her.



Jamie Lee Curtis: 58 years, 5'7", 66 kg, cup 34C

Katy Perry: 32 years, 5'7", 59 kg, cup 32D






Below: KATY PERRY













Below: JAMIE LEE CURTIS

[Patrick]

Fairly even at first, but Curtis winds-up thrashing Perry

P.S. Got a link to  your threads fro Perry vs Sarandon & Hayek ? ... can't find them

[herboyfriend]

Fairly even at first, but Curtis winds-up thrashing Perry

P.S. Got a link to  your threads fro Perry vs Sarandon & Hayek ? ... can't find them

Neither can I, hopefully with the recent updates of the site it stops crashing and bulks of posts won't disappear anymore. Sarandon won, like mentioned here.
I think in real life a victory of 70 year old Susan Sarandon over 32 year old and currently increasingly gym trained (and more athletic than a year ago) Katy Perry is extremely unlikely - but if that's what most want to vote for I just take it from there.
Jamie Lee Curtis winning I find a bit strange, too, but at least less bizarre.

[Patrick]

One thing about those more "mature" women, they all have a mean streak a country mile wide...

[Patrick]

Other candidates to face, and possibly dismantle, Perry...

Lynda Carter



Sigourney Weaver



Catherine Bach



Joan Collins

[herboyfriend]

Two of those I did already as matchup. Joan Collins would be another one which in real life wouldn't stand a chance just like Susan Sarandon. I don't think ppl even look at those women and confuse them with what they were in 1980.

[IRISH]

I present Karen McDougal 



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[wheelman]

In their prime it might be a different story but I think Katy would make short work of any of these old hags.

[Patrick]

Two of those I did already as matchup. Joan Collins would be another one which in real life wouldn't stand a chance just like Susan Sarandon. I don't think ppl even look at those women and confuse them with what they were in 1980.

My mistake then, sorry, wish I hadn't posted that now...

P.S.: If Perry's so unlikely to lose against such older women, then why ''schedule'' them against the likes of Sarandon in the first place ? ... one-sided beat-downs, like some of the people who keep pitting Serena Williams against women half her size ?

[herboyfriend]

Two of those I did already as matchup. Joan Collins would be another one which in real life wouldn't stand a chance just like Susan Sarandon. I don't think ppl even look at those women and confuse them with what they were in 1980.

My mistake then, sorry, wish I hadn't posted that now...

P.S.: If Perry's so unlikely to lose against such older women, then why ''schedule'' them against the likes of Sarandon in the first place ? ... one-sided beat-downs, like some of the people who keep pitting Serena Williams against women half her size ?

No, it's perfectly fine, input always is!
Well, it's interesting how ppl react; like with a seventy year old, physically rather retired actress - what makes them vote for her beating up a 32 year old reasonably athletic pop star who spends time in the gym or bouncing around on a king size stage? It's one which I can't fathom really but ppl have strange perceptions.
The mismatches generally I'm sure are just part of the thrill for many, there have been threads about tiny wives or girlfriends up against huge women; I once wrote a story like that and it got discussed endless by other ppl who enjoyed it, it's quite normal.

[Patrick]

... can also be related by certain people just plain REALLY not liking a particular celebrity.

Made-up on the spot example: though I'd have a hard time believing and imagining it myself, if a poll had the entire (female) Kardashian family all at once taking on, say, a Calista Flockhart, I'd probably vote for Flockhart because I'd just plain REALLY "want" her to win

[Patrick]