Christina Hendricks vs Barbara Schöneberger: Battle Of Big Racks

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CHRISTINA HENDRICKS AND BARBARA SCHÖNEBERGER: THE CLASH BETWEEN TWO IMPRESSIVE RACKS



by Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your classy catfight magazine for all things bitchy




It was a stroll in the park for Christina Hendricks. Demanding an apology from pop princess Katy Perry who insulted her after Christina had demolished rival actress Salma Hayek in a wrestling match but receiving even more provocation by the Californian Gurl she stepped back into the ring with her, and without any effort to speak of picked Katy up in her arms, slammed her, and sat on her until her defeated opponent meekly admitted Christina's victory.
Celebrating her two successive victories with friends during a vacation in Berlin she met German TV personality Barbara Schöneberger and was challenged by that lady to a comparison of boobs.
Barbara stated that with Christina's bra size 36F and her own of 40D she outboobs Christina by two whole sizes.
Christina disputed Barbara's claim and stated that her rack is in fact bigger than Barbara's, 'no matter what the label on some damn bra says'.
The two women soon met up to strip and compare their busts; however, by then they both had gotten so angry that Christina dared Barbara to boob fight her, proclaiming she'd 'flatten Barbara's sagging udders to pancakes'.
Barbara agreed to the breast on breast battle and predicted Christina would be 'in need of plastic surgery' after she's 'finished playing with her'.
Eventually, they announced to their fans there would also be a full wrestling match woman against woman once they have settled the question of boob size and strength.

We are now indeed curious to see if Christina will be able to maintain her uninterrupted success while taking on her new opponent.




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CHRISTINA HENDRICKS: 44 years, 5'7", 73 kg, bra size 36F

BARBARA SCHÖNEBERGER: 44 years, 5'8", 65 kg, bra size 40D




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BARBARA'S BOOBS:

[JT Edson]

Holy smoke! This is a fantastic matchup. They look to be even is in almost every way. I will be trying to save me about these two for weeks to come. I'm already developed a fantasy about these two fighting over me. Hot!

[Interested fightfan]

Christina has got bigger boobs than Barbara

Christina wins the boob fight, pancaking Barbara's tits

Christina wins an arm wrestling match, shocking a surprised Barbara with her greater strength

When the two women grab each other's hair Christina brutally rips Barbara's hair out by the roots until Barbara begs her to stop

Christina wins the wrestling match, bearhugging her rival, slamming her, and keeping her pinned while slapping her face until a humiliated Barbara admits defeat

[de Trixah]

Barbara wins all fights

[Holger (mogli1973)]

Barbara is able to beat Christina in an epic fight marathon

[WriteThisWay]

Seems pretty obvious. Christina has the bigger rack, but Barbara wins all the fights.

[herboyfriend]

Seems pretty obvious. Christina has the bigger rack, but Barbara wins all the fights.

Why is that obvious? (Especially with the vote results so far, doesn't seem to be?)

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