Stories at the bar

[Janine_G]

Lylith took a drag off of her cigarette as she lounged in the overstuffed seat at the hotel bar.  She had been waiting for her friend for a little over ten minutes and had been hit on by no less than 3 men and 1 woman in the short time.  It had been months since she had seen Brittany, one of her oldest friends and she was excited to catch up. 

It was moments later when the beautiful blonde sauntered across the open floorplan towards her, flaunting her curves in a dress that got everyone's attention.  Lylith laughed to herself as Brittany's smile lit up her face.  They hugged and Lylith winced in pain as Brittany quickly released her grip.

"Oh honey, are you okay?"

Lylith chuckled, "Oh babe, I am fine.  You know me.  My temper and I got into a little altercation with a feisty latina a week ago."

"How'd that work out for you?" Brittany laughed, signaling to the waitress.

The blonde hiked the front of her dress up.

"Can anything actually contain those things?"

Brittany chuckled.  They were big, and they were real, and she had been dealing with a huge chest since she was twelve.  Nevertheless, Brittany had made a lot of money off her tits, and never complained.

"Nothing, really, but as you know, these girls have done well for me..."

"They most certainly have."

"So, what was the deal with the latina?  You lose?"

"No, I wouldn't say I lost, but you know, Brit, even when you lose, you can come out a little rough around the edges."

Brittany laughed.  "Well I know that.  I haven't had as many "altercations" as you have had, my tempermental friend, but I've been in a few.  Oh my gosh, remember that time in Vegas, when you got into it in the Bellagio with that woman?"

Lylith sighed, "Oh do I ever, that was a nasty one.  Probably shouldn't have fucked her girlfriend...twice."  she laughed.

"Yep, that was ugly.  I thought you were gonna lose that fight, but somehow..."

"I think I might have gotten lucky in that one, honestly.  If she hadn't fallen and clocked her head on the marble, I think she wouldn't have gotten the better of me.  Certainly not the best fight..."

"Was it your worst?"

Lylith didn't pause, "No fucking way, Brit, not even close."   The waitress came over and they ordered drinks.

"Really?  Oh, what about the time in Miami, when you got the shit kicked out of you by that obnoxious cxnt from NY?"

"Oooh.  Yeah," Lylith winced...."That was rough.  Not my worst though. "

"Jeez, Lylith, you seem pretty certain about your worst, which fight was it?"

"No one saw it.  It was one on one.  That is, until Jared showed up."

"Wait, Jared, your ex-husband?"

"Who else?"

"I know, right?"

"Who was it with?"

"His first wife."

"Wait, what?  How did I not hear about this?"

"Were you married at the time?"

"Nope, that's why you haven't heard about it, it only happened a few months ago and we haven't seen each other and I don't know that it's one I would simply jump into conversation about.  It was, hands down, the most brutal fight I have ever been in.  I mean, I thought I was crazy.  She is fucking wild too.  It was nuts.  And, to make it even more insane, we were both naked."

"Okay, I'm not even gay and I think you just made me wet.  So you lost?"

Lylith didn't respond.  "Are you going to want to hear the whole thing?  Because if so, it may be more fun for you if I don't tell you how it ends until it ends."

"Wait, do you have a picture of her?"

"Do I have a picture of my dick ex-husband's first ex-wife in my phone, umm no sweetie, I don't."

Brittany shrugged.

"Wait, actually, hang on"

Lylith went on her phone.  She searched through social media and found her ex husband and then found pics he had on his page and found a few pictures of his ex-wife.  "Her name is Carmen."

"She's pretty sexy."

"Great, thanks."

"What?? It's not like that matters, does it?"

"No I guess not.  It wasn't a fight over him. "

"What was it a fight over?"

"Let me tell the story.  And you should get yourself another drink, this might take a few minutes..."

Lylith smirked as Brittany signaled the waitress.

[Janine_G]

"So," Lylith began, "I'm out at the beach house, laying out on the upper deck, and I hear a car pull down the gravel driveway and then banging on the front door.  Mind you, I'm sunning naked--I mean it's mid week off season and no one can see the upper deck anyway...so I grab my robe and go walking down the steps and the banging just doesn't stop. So I yell, "alright already, calm your fucking tits!"

To which I hear, "You bitch open this fucking door!"  And right away, I recognize Carmen's shrill voice.

"Oh fuck you, you cxnty whore," I squawk, but I throw open the door, because I hate the bitch and have no idea what she wants.

She's standing there and she says, "What the fuck are you doing here on a Wednesday in the offseason, Lylith?"

And I'm like, "What the fuck do you care, it ain't your house."

And she says, "it ain't yours either. "

And I snort and remind her it's more mine than hers.  And then she tells me that she's here for her ring.  Her "ring" as she says, but I am not about to give her the fucking ring she is talking about.  It was Jared's grandmother's ring and he was going to keep it and give to whomever was the next bitch who fucked him into submission. 

So I look at her and tell her that the ring isn't here and she isn't getting it.

And she goes to push past me and says that she knows the ring is there, which it was.  Jared always kept in his grandmother's bedroom night stand, locked.  I step in front of her and tell her she isn't going in the house.

And she looks at me and says, who's going to stop her.

And I just cross my arms across my chest and stand there.

She laughs and says, "You think you can stop me?  You're standing there fucking naked in a robe.  And you're a fat cow."

And I know that I'm just in a robe, so I bait her.  "Bitch, you know you couldn't take me, so if you want to fight past me, I'll fucking take you on naked and still kick your ass."

"No bitch, go put clothes on and I'll fight you woman to woman." she says.  "Then I'll take the ring and your fucking dignity."

I laugh and say, "I'm not letting you out of my sight."

So she says fine and whips off her t-shirt and shimmies out of her shorts and I realize that she's stripping so that we both fight naked, so I drop my robe and we launch at each other.

Let me tell you something, she is one strong mother fucker.  She and I crash together and she drives me backwards and down and is on top of me in a second, mounts me and starts punching me in my face and tits.  Now I'm as wild as a wolverine at that moment and I start thrashing back and getting her good and we're suddenly at war.  I mean, we're rolling around clawing at each other, pulling hair, punching.  I dig my nails into her cheek and she grabs my titty and starts mauling the shit out of me.  I leaned in and bit her shoulder and with her other hand she grabs my fucking pussy.

Now, I've felt a lot of pain before but I've never had someone claw my pussy.  Holy shit.  Her nails were sharp too.  I scream like a banshee and she growls something at me like "How's that feel you fat slut?"

And I head butt her in the face, and she guffaws and rolls off me.

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We get to our feet and just start pummeling each other--she's fucking strong and her punches hurt, but I'm no slouch and I'm tagging her pretty good.  We start getting tired and she runs at me and tackles me to the floor, we roll around pulling hair, my tits are being crushed between us but so are hers, and I get an hand on her face and dig my nails in.  She growls and gets her claws into my face and then rolls on top of me and slams my head into the floor. 

I push her head back and punch her in the face with my other hand a few times and then she punches me in the tit a few times until I force her off of me and kick her in the chest.  She kicked me back and then we got to our feet again, both gasping for air at this point. 

We go at each other and she yanks me back by hair and knees me in the pussy, then spins and somehow gets me into a headlock.  At that point, she starts pounding me in the face and I'm struggling to get free, which I can't.  My nose starts bleeding and in trouble, I grab her pussy and twist.  Apparently that hurt, which I already learned.

She shoves me away and I slip and fall to my knees.  Before I can get up, she kicks me right in the chest.  Thankfully, she didn't catch me in the face, but it hurts nonetheless.  I scream in frustration and swing at her, punching her perfectly in her thigh, though I was aiming for her belly.  The charley horse drops her to one knee and I get to use the counter to pull myself up. 

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This is when things really got out of hand.  I was leaning on the counter and she got to her feet, pressed into me from behind, grabbed my hair and slammed my face and chest down on the counter several times.  I had to put my arms out to protect myself from having my face really damaged, and I spread my legs wide for leverage, which the bitch took advantage of.  She shoved her free left hand between my legs from behind and grabbed my pussy again.  Holy shit does that hurt.  I scream and struggle to get free, but she's got me good and drags me backwards and throws me into the kitchen table.  I crash into it and tumble to the floor and she's on me like a hellcat.  She straddles me and starts punching me in my tits and I am punching back but she is winning in a big way.  Honestly, she's beating the shit out of me.

I'm frantically bucking and swinging at her and finally, in desperation, I grab her nipples and pinch and twist as hard as I can and that gets her. She cries out in pain and I'm able to twist and force her over.  I get on top of her from behind and claw at her face and tits.  She struggles to her hands and knees and then gets to her feet with me draped over her back and shoulders and then she slams back into the counter a few times until the pain is enough to cause me to let go.  We break apart, gasping for air, my face pretty banged up and hers pretty clawed and scratched. 

"Fuck you, bitch.  Give me my fucking ring."  she gasps.

"Make me..." I taunt.

And she kicks me between my legs.  And I am hurt.  Another kick to the chest and I careen back into the other counter.  She charges at me and pummels me in the head until the room spins and I go down.  Then she stomps me several times until I'm done.  Curled up on the floor and I can't fight her anymore.

She hisses at me, "loser, I warned you." and I just moan.

Naked, she gets a drink of water and then walks up to the bedroom.  Silly bitch gave me a few minutes to recover and I can hear her rummaging around the room looking for the ring.

I struggle to my feet and struggle up the stairs.  She is totally focused on the ring and doesn't hear me stumble into the room.  So when I attack her from behind, she was totally unprepared.  I drive her forward into the wall, slam her face and head into several times, drag her backwards by her hair and start kicking and stomping her.  She's unable to fight back and I'm going nuts.  She curls into a ball and it's my turn to shove my hand between her legs and maul her pussy.

She screams and I kick her a few more times before dragging her by her hair to the steps and dragging her down the steps.  I lose her and she tumbles down the last few.  She is all jumbled up at the bottom of the stairs and I deliver one last kick to her face.  It does the trick.

She's out and I drag her by her arms out the door and throw her clothes at her and lock the door and start to cry.  She really beat the shit out of me. I shower and clean myself up and despite having protected the house and the ring, I got the shit kicked out of me.  It's one of those times where a win was still a loss.

And that was the worst fight I have ever had.

[Janine_G]