After hours office party conflict

[Charlene]

Two women get into an argument at an after hours office party, and their words get louder, more intense, and a bit threatening.  Aware that they're attracting attention, they agree to retire to a vacant ladies room.  Neither one wants to go home in torn clothing, so they agree to a five minute hairpulling duel to settle things.  They set their cell alarms, and then luge at each other, yanking hair and banging each other off the stall walls, cursing, moaning and groaning.  Five minutes later, the alarms go off, and they back off, glaring at each other, their hair teased from all the pulling, strands of blonde and brunette littering the floor.  What happens next?

[Alifightz]

They are not satisfied when the alarm goes off.  They look at each other and lunge going back after hair....the it goes into a full on catfight.  After ten minutes the brunette is wearing down her blonde rival though she is battered and exhausted herself.  Nothing is fully settled when others come in to use the bathroom.  They are pulled apart and go somewhere else to settle it.   

[Alix_Fights]

They are not satisfied when the alarm goes off.  They look at each other and lunge going back after hair....the it goes into a full on catfight.  After ten minutes the brunette is wearing down her blonde rival though she is battered and exhausted herself.  Nothing is fully settled when others come in to use the bathroom.  They are pulled apart and go somewhere else to settle it.   

That's a great option, Ali, I'm sorry it didn't occur to me.  Both women ignore the five minute alarms and continue to fight until they're discovered and pulled apart, vowing to continue.  Priceless!   

[Alifightz]

Just imagine if we worked in the same office, Alix...

[Setlav]

Just imagine if we worked in the same office, Alix...

That would be a fight I would pay to see

[Alix_Fights]

Just imagine if we worked in the same office, Alix...

Well, except for the obvious both of us getting fired from work for fighting ( unless our boss was into catfights, and then we might get bonuses    ), I could see short intense encounters in the ladies room, and after work rendezvous in deserted conference rooms.  Of course, that's just me: you'd probably be intimidated.   

[FLStud4U]

Voted for the middle option.

Also curious if this poll scenario was perhaps inspired by true events Charlene?

[Mike00]

best to continue in private to  a finish.

[Alifightz]

The boss would love us for our catfights Alix.  The cleaning staff would not for they way all that blonde hair clogs their vacuums...

[Alix_Fights]

The boss would love us for our catfights Alix.  The cleaning staff would not for they way all that blonde hair clogs their vacuums...

How could he not?  Two women ready to fight at a moment's notice in front of him ...  or not in front of him.  As for vacuum-clogging hair, I believe the cleaning staff would find a lot more shit colored brown strands in the mix.   

[Alifightz]

The boss would love us for our catfights Alix.  The cleaning staff would not for they way all that blonde hair clogs their vacuums...

How could he not?  Two women ready to fight at a moment's notice in front of him ...  or not in front of him.  As for vacuum-clogging hair, I believe the cleaning staff would find a lot more shit colored brown strands in the mix.   

Brown?   How dare you?  with your head full of straw..

[susancat]

Two women get into an argument at an after hours office party, and their words get louder, more intense, and a bit threatening.  Aware that they're attracting attention, they agree to retire to a vacant ladies room.  Neither one wants to go home in torn clothing, so they agree to a five minute hairpulling duel to settle things.  They set their cell alarms, and then luge at each other, yanking hair and banging each other off the stall walls, cursing, moaning and groaning.  Five minutes later, the alarms go off, and they back off, glaring at each other, their hair teased from all the pulling, strands of blonde and brunette littering the floor.  What happens next?

Well bitch I would grab your head and turn on the water in the sink and stick your head in it as you beg me to stop.

[JasmineFCF]

Two women get into an argument at an after hours office party, and their words get louder, more intense, and a bit threatening.  Aware that they're attracting attention, they agree to retire to a vacant ladies room.  Neither one wants to go home in torn clothing, so they agree to a five minute hairpulling duel to settle things.  They set their cell alarms, and then luge at each other, yanking hair and banging each other off the stall walls, cursing, moaning and groaning.  Five minutes later, the alarms go off, and they back off, glaring at each other, their hair teased from all the pulling, strands of blonde and brunette littering the floor.  What happens next?

Well bitch I would grab your head and turn on the water in the sink and stick your head in it as you beg me to stop.

Maybe Susan, Ali, Alix and myself all work in the same office, bring it on.

[Alifightz]

Two women get into an argument at an after hours office party, and their words get louder, more intense, and a bit threatening.  Aware that they're attracting attention, they agree to retire to a vacant ladies room.  Neither one wants to go home in torn clothing, so they agree to a five minute hairpulling duel to settle things.  They set their cell alarms, and then luge at each other, yanking hair and banging each other off the stall walls, cursing, moaning and groaning.  Five minutes later, the alarms go off, and they back off, glaring at each other, their hair teased from all the pulling, strands of blonde and brunette littering the floor.  What happens next?

Well bitch I would grab your head and turn on the water in the sink and stick your head in it as you beg me to stop.

Maybe Susan, Ali, Alix and myself all work in the same office, bring it on.

Susan can finish Alix in five, then help my finish Jasmine.  With the blondes taken care of, we'd have to turn on each other, of course!  hehe  Any way you look at it, it's going to be hard on the cleaning staff.  LOL

[Alix_Fights]

Two women get into an argument at an after hours office party, and their words get louder, more intense, and a bit threatening.  Aware that they're attracting attention, they agree to retire to a vacant ladies room.  Neither one wants to go home in torn clothing, so they agree to a five minute hairpulling duel to settle things.  They set their cell alarms, and then luge at each other, yanking hair and banging each other off the stall walls, cursing, moaning and groaning.  Five minutes later, the alarms go off, and they back off, glaring at each other, their hair teased from all the pulling, strands of blonde and brunette littering the floor.  What happens next?

Well bitch I would grab your head and turn on the water in the sink and stick your head in it as you beg me to stop.

Maybe Susan, Ali, Alix and myself all work in the same office, bring it on.

Susan can finish Alix in five, then help my finish Jasmine.  With the blondes taken care of, we'd have to turn on each other, of course!  hehe  Any way you look at it, it's going to be hard on the cleaning staff.  LOL

OMG, is there anything more pretentious than a brunette.  Trust me, if Susan comes after me, she'll have her hands full, as will I: my hands full of her hair and her tits.  Yeah Ali, you'll need help with Jasmine for sure if it comes to that, but don't be surprised if you and I are the last ones standing as Jasmine and Susan are laid out moaning and crying on the floor.

[Alix_Fights]