Aubrey Plaza vs Ellie Kemper

Started by Interac, September 06, 2026, 08:12:50 PM

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Aubrey Plaza found out Rose Leslie fought and lost to Janet Montgomery, but she still wanted that gingers head on a pike, but she wanted to remove the head from the body.  She wanted a Ginger more than anything and after she stole the show on FX, she made sure they knew to find her a Ginger bitch between 5'4 and 5'8

They were talking about who to get and she saw Ellie Kemper.  Aubrey came over and got in front of her, she sized her up and down "I am mad, and you will meet me in the back"

"Why"

"Because tonight I make a Ginger bleed"

Aubrey walked to a back room and waited.  She paced around took out her phone and re-read text 'Janet beat Rose' Aubrey threw the phone.  She didn't know what angered her more, Janet getting a win on a woman who claimed to beat her or that bitch fighting Janet instead of her.  She wanted Rose again, she wanted to choke Rose, she wanted to punch Rose and most of all she wanted to humiliate Janet Montgomery again.

"Rose and Janet... Rose and Janet" Aubrey was pacing but no one was coming in, so she walked out and there was Ellie Kemper talking to her best friend

"I don't know her problem" Aubrey turned Ellie around and slapped her

"Ginger, you get back in that room, or we do this here and now."

"Oh, you are fucking idiot... "Ellie got to the door "You pick me, you want to fight me.  I'll rip you apart.   Don't get confused by my acting I'm going to fucking hurt you."

"That hair means no matter what you do I'll fucking beat you and it'll be all Rose Leslie's fault.  So, blame her for what happens"

Ellie turned the doorknob and then got shoulder tackled inside "Do you understand.  All Gingers are in danger until Rose Leslie fights me again."  Ellie started to get up and was hit with a kick to the tits

"I see red hair I see a challenge.  I see a fucking challenge, and I will" Another kick this time to the ribs and a second to the tits "I will conquer it until its Rose fucking Leslie."

She went to get on Ellies back but was quickly lifted up and flipped over "Shut that door.  You played this game with Abigail but I'm not here and your hate is" Ellie grinded her heel between Aubrey's tits

Ellie spun around really getting that tit damage in "you think I don't know you... I know you and love you but we both know Rose is not Janet and what this is all about.  She just lost though so guess what I'm the one Ginger you should have avoided."

Aubrey was able to lift and shove the foot away.  Aubrey got up and Ellie turned and pushed forward slamming Aubrey into the wall.  Before Ellie could capitalize Aubrey tripped her and they began rolling around ripping at hair.
   
"They told me to not fight you they told me..."

"They knew I wouldn't fuck around with you unless you came looking."

They pushed away and got up to their feet.  Fixed their hair then rubbed hands that had both their own and the others hair onto the legs.  "So, what Amy told you not to come for me."

"Tina said the same to you... So, you are a ..."

"They knew what this would be... God damn you should be the Ginger who I'm fighting numerous times not that Scottish wimp"

"You can stop this now.  We don't need to fight the way we can fight because Rose doesn't fight like a Ginger should."

"And what the fuck is how a Ginger should fight?"

"Like your skin the way it is... We both know and you take another step and my nails will be leaving with a lot of your hair and skin."

"So, I fight Ginger style... Guess you will end up not being so ginger and a little balder with a broken gut."

Aubrey couldn't stop what happened next and for all she knew about Ellie then she couldn't expect the rage.  Ellie was moving forward throwing slaps, Aubrey bent down the knee came up.  The knee connected and dropped to her back

Aubrey was worried and wanted this to end quick.  She squatted down got her hands on Ellies throats pushed forward.  Ellie pushed at the chin and fell back and kicked Aubrey over the top

Ellie got her hands on the ground raised her ass dug her heels in and pushed and turned and was on top of Aubrey going for a reverse face sit.  "I hate this life; I hate it I can do what I want but bitches like you who are addicted."

Aubrey pushed the ass then threw her legs up to hit shins to head, but Elli caught them threw them to the side fell to a hip and had head scissors on Aubrey Plaza

"You are fighting someone who just wants to win and send a message.  You like getting into..."  Aubrey never let her finish and bit a leg then when they opened Aubrey pulled her head out rolled away and got up to her feet.

"Good to know."  Ellie said getting up to her feet.

"What is..."  Aubrey never got to finish as Ellie came in throwing slaps.  Aubrey got her hands up to block Ellie stopped grabbed on of those arms and bit on the wrist.

Aubrey screeched and went for the hair to pull Ellie away.  Ellie stepped out and hit a knee to Aubreys stomach then got behind Aubrey and gave her a wedgie driving Aubrey down to the ground.

"You like it huh Aubrey you like not knowing what a woman will do."

Ellie then pushed the shirt up Aubreys back and clawed the back "You like this, is this what you want in your god damn fights.  Is this what makes Aubrey Plaza a feared woman."

Aubrey was trying to stand up pushing up and had to let out a scream but that was also her getting extra power "Oh no you don't"

Ellie pushed the shirt further and over Aubreys face and began to choke Aubrey Plaza with her own shirt.   "I'm so ready for..."  Ellie never got to finish Aubrey fell back with her head and got her head between Ellies legs and that and where Ellie was leaning caused her to flip over.

Aubrey immediately got her shirt off and pushed it down on Ellie's throat "You are nuts."

Ellie started scissor kicks like she was working her abs, but she was getting higher each time and connect ed a few times With Aubreys head and shoulders making Aubrey give up the choke and push herself away and cover up.

Ellie lowered her body squatting and going after Aubreys tits.  "What the fuck."  Aubrey had no clue what Ellie was going to do with any of her attack.

No squeezing just scratching the tits of Aubrey Plaza then she stopped and began grinding her elbows into the stomach "You worked so hard to get this core."

Ellie then went for the pants of Aubrey Plaza but got her hair grabbed then Aubrey got her feet up and kicked Ellie away.

Aubrey was discombobulated.  Ellie was always a fight she was told to avoid and nos she understood why because this girl was all over the place.  Absolutely unpredictable.

Aubrey got up and was more nervous she watched Ellie get up and now she was paranoid.  She couldn't think, she couldn't act this ginger was on top of her at all times.

Ellie quickly went after Aubrey again.  One hand for the hair and Aubrey was stepping back then Ellie just dove and twisted so her hip hit Aubreys thigh and they both went down.

Ellie got one hand on Aubreys throat and was hitting elbows and knees as well.  Elbow to the thigh and knee of Aubrey then a knee to the ribs and hip.  She wasn't choking Aubrey but raking her fingers across the throat.  Curl straightens.  Like nothing Aubrey ever faced before.

Aubrey heard some quick breaths.  She knew what to do finally.

She got her leg up to block a knee then pushed her hip out and trapped the leg.  Aubrey was then able to get a arm triangle and was out from under Ellie "You went and used every bit of energy you had didn't you."

Ellie was snapping her mouth moving the face around trying to bite something.  "Oh no this is over...Thing about having my reputation is you have to grow.  And I learned Cardio is the greatest weapon."

The choke was in deep and technical you couldn't rage out and get out especially as Aubrey locked it in hiding her hand to pull away then leaned back.  "Sorry."  Aubrey got so much respect for Ellie and what she was doing and how she fought.  Best thing was winning like this it built a confidence.

Aubrey felt Ellie try to scratch her way out then she stupidly went to bite but the moment the mouth opened Aubrey got the choke in deeper and Elle stopped and was about to tap out.  Instead, she let Aubrey choke her unconscious.

Aubrey got up and thought about waiting for Ellie to wake up but she had that dog in her she might go for a rematch.  This wasn't them they fought Aubrey won and when Aubrey got home she had a voicemail "Now I know why you always talked about cardio.  Listen good luck I wanted to know and now I do.  You are the best and one loss don't change that you are better than Rose and anyone else for that matter.  You have the skill and the ferocity and I heard the mind games so end things with Rose and be the best."

(Upcoming:  Jaime Pressley vs Kelly Carlson; Camilla Belle vs Emmy Rossum; Kelly Monaco vs Lindsey Hartley; Odette Annable vs Shelley Hennig; Ashley Greene vs Kat McNamara.)