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Mariah Carey vs Shakira

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Mariah Carey vs Shakira
« on: April 07, 2013, 06:35:14 AM »
Mariah Carey 5'9" and 170 lbs.    Shakira 5'5" and 118 lbs.

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Re: Mariah Carey vs Shakira
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2013, 11:57:18 AM »
Mariah sings that high note, and it makes Shakira's skull split open. Then her brain will spill out, and Mariah fries her brain and. ... Oh, whatever.
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Re: Mariah Carey vs Shakira
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2013, 02:06:01 PM »
Mariah wins.

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Re: Mariah Carey vs Shakira
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2013, 05:22:51 PM »
Shakira height and weight listed incorrectly. She is actually 5'2" and 110 lbs.. Mariah would beat the hell out of that cute blonde.

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Re: Mariah Carey vs Shakira
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2013, 02:57:27 AM »
Shakira looks like a little spitfire, but even with a speed advantage I can't see her overcoming Mariah's power.  As noted above, her actual stats are 5' 2" and roughly 110, so even though Mariah has recently dropped some weight, Shakira would still be giving away seven inches and 30-40 pounds.  That's a huge size disparity that I don't see her overcoming. 

Shakira might get some minor offense early, then Mariah crushes her and puts the fire out, leaving the cute latina lying devastated. 

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Re: Mariah Carey vs Shakira
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2013, 02:13:51 PM »
Shakira has no chance to win this match

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Re: Mariah Carey vs Shakira
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2013, 05:39:59 PM »
Shakira has no chance to win this match
I agree. Mariah is much bigger and more muscular. I think she'd mess Shakira up and love doing it to the very cute, smaller singer.

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Re: Mariah Carey vs Shakira
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2013, 05:55:45 PM »
I will say that Mariah destroys Shakira
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Re: Mariah Carey vs Shakira
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2013, 05:11:38 PM »
Shakira just wears Mariah out and beats her up once Mariah can't catch her breath anymore.
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Re: Mariah Carey vs Shakira
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2013, 09:16:43 AM »
Oh, Shakira's ass.
Far too potent for poor old
Mariah to breathe
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Re: Mariah Carey vs Shakira
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2013, 09:33:49 PM »
Mariah straddles Shakira and slaps and scratches up her face till Shakira is a bloody mess. Muscles and strength make Mariah an easy winner.