SPRING BREAK SMACKDOWN round 3 Heading for a showdown!!

Started by stormbolt7, March 30, 2014, 04:53:42 AM

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lexibabe

#30
message April 05, 2014, 01:56:09 PM
I know michelle is tough  what I underestimate is her quickness.she lunges into me like lightening driving her shoulder into my chest{140 lbs  pfft  please} I've seen the bitch at to many buffet all you  can eat bars to believe that..

she slams me into the sand  knocking the breath from me  .seems she hurt herself worse than she hurt me
typical   I swear  I think she is more blonde than she lets on.. she stands  ohh so pleased with her self
waving and smiling to her misguided fans  ignoring me..again   typical
I manage to roll to her legs....then lift my right forearm between her legs slaming her crotch
the ughhh from her lips the surprised gasp from her fans....priceless.....that should slow you down
the prez tramp

ThePurpleVixen

#31
message April 05, 2014, 05:51:50 PM
Quote from: Michelle on April 05, 2014, 05:48:15 AM
So I ask myself...what would Brian Boitano do?  Then I say to myself...."Self...Fuck Brian Boitano!....Nail THE BITCH!"

While I won't deny that was a badass stream of consciousness, I DO have to point out that nailing bitches is pretty much the least likely thing Brian Boitano would EVER think to do.

On the other hand, your fighting spirit has highly impressed me.  You are truly the John Matrix of this bikini bimbo beach brawl.
"What has mood to do with it? You fight when the necessity arises--no matter the mood! Mood's a thing for cattle or making love or playing the baliset. It's not for fighting."
- Frank Herbert

Michelle

#32
message April 05, 2014, 08:05:34 PM Last Edit: April 05, 2014, 08:08:16 PM by Michelle
Quote from: ThePurpleVixen on April 05, 2014, 05:51:50 PM
Quote from: Michelle on April 05, 2014, 05:48:15 AM
So I ask myself...what would Brian Boitano do?  Then I say to myself...."Self...Fuck Brian Boitano!....Nail THE BITCH!"

While I won't deny that was a badass stream of consciousness, I DO have to point out that nailing bitches is pretty much the least likely thing Brian Boitano would EVER think to do.

On the other hand, your fighting spirit has highly impressed me.  You are truly the John Matrix of this bikini bimbo beach brawl.

I am gratified that my spirit impresses you.  I would, however, like to point out that the Brian Boitano reference is strictly my way of honoring the television show "South Park".  They refer to Boitano often in the "animated show" when they are confused and don't know quite what to do :)  The resulting tag line is then..."What would Brian Boitano do?"

As for the John Matrix comparison.....I am truly honored :)
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana, 18th century Spanish philosopher

"We're the Sultans of Swing!!"

"Remember What The Door Mouse Said"

ThePurpleVixen

#33
message April 05, 2014, 08:55:34 PM
Oh, I'm familiar with Matt and Trey's work - I have the credits version of that song on my playlist 24/7!

"No, Brian!  Don't eat those chicken wings! They're REALLY HOT!"

Classic. 

I like your style.
"What has mood to do with it? You fight when the necessity arises--no matter the mood! Mood's a thing for cattle or making love or playing the baliset. It's not for fighting."
- Frank Herbert

Michelle

#34
message April 05, 2014, 09:17:10 PM
And now.......from the Michelle Archives......Another Favorite South Park moment!!

Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.
    -South Park, "The Simpsons Already Did It"
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana, 18th century Spanish philosopher

"We're the Sultans of Swing!!"

"Remember What The Door Mouse Said"

##catfitewatcher314

#35
message April 06, 2014, 03:49:17 AM
as this round ends  michelle stands over her opponent and raises her head saying, "There can only be one" and with this... The sky lights up aglow with Lightning and thunder cracks as the wind blows in a whirl around Michelle raising her off the ground surrounded by a flurry of sand.... bikini tops swirling over her head of her victims....energy entering Michelles body,,,arching it rigid as she levitates....then as fast as it happened it's gone.... Michelle is released and falls to the beach below...her brunette hair all a mess....she kneels on one knee her hands in front of her body bracing her..... she looks up though her tassled bangs loosely covering her eyes as they narrow ...with a look of sheer determination of her face she says flatly, Next" 

stormbolt7

#36
message April 06, 2014, 06:20:22 AM
THIS round finished....  Michelle leads the pack ......

WILD CARD  ... Going to final round next ... YET since Heidi has not posted any rounds so far... Going by votes YES she advances.
YET I am also moving LexiBabe into next round..

SO a final 3 way beach catfight dance!!

Anna .. lovely lady ... a special spot has been saved for you on the beach. Some well deserved pampering, and thanks for being part and going so far.

Hopefully Sadie and mandy can get into some more mischief.. as the final round begins next!!

Storm
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