Michelle decides she needs to give her supporters and potential supporters a pep talk, as her lead in the poll is slim and tenuous at best and support for her ass is wavering. As we begin our scene, Michelle has just walked into a meeting with her roomies in New York, Harper and Morgan, and everyone is sitting around a table looking sullen, sad, bored, crying…some are doing cocaine….one is trying to hang herself….one guy has a gun in his mouth.....another appears to be preparing to jump out the window…and we’re ON THE FIRST FLOOR!
Harper: War's over, girl! Storm dropped the big one!!
Michelle: “Over?” “NO FUCKING WAY!” “Did you say "OVER"?” “NOTHING IS OVER until we decide it is!” “WAS IT OVER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR?” “HELL NO!”
Harper [whispering] “Germans?”
Morgan: “Forget it, she's rolling!”
Michelle: “AND IT AIN’T OVER NOW!” “Cause when the goin' gets tough...
....[thinks really hard, asking in the form of a question] THE TOUGH GET GOIN!!!” “WHO'S WITH ME THEN?” “LET’S GO!!” [runs out of the room like a Banshee, realizes she’s alone; then returns… sullen…arms hanging at her sides…..hunched over a little]
“WHAT THE FUCK happened to the FCF I used to know?” “WHERE'S THE SPIRIT??” “Where's the GUTS, HUH?” “Oh I can hear you PUSSIES WHINING NOW!”...."Oooh, we're afraid to go with you Michelle, we might GET IN TROUBLE!!" “Well just KISS MY MOTHERFUCKING ASS from now on then!!” “Not me by God!” “I'm not gonna take this shit!!” “Heidi, SHE’S A DEAD GIRL!!” “Anna, DEAD!” “Niedermeyer…[excruciatingly ackward pause]
“Who the fuck is Niedermeyer???” “Anyone?” “Anyone know Neidermeyer?” Well fuck it then!!
Harper: [quickly blurts out] “Neidermeyer!……. Dead!”
“And Michelle’s right.” “She’s like totally psychotic, but absolutely right!!” “We gotta take these bastards!” “Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives!” “No, I think we have to GO ALL OUT!” “I think that this situation absolutely requires a REALLY FUTILE and STUPID GESTURE be done on somebody's part!” “I vote that girl is…[even longer awkward pause]….MICHELLE!!!”
Michelle: “YESSSS!! ALL RIGHT THEN!!” “And WE’RE JUST THE GIRLS TO DO IT TOO!”
Morgan: “LET'S DO IT!!!” [goes running out the door....nekkid}
Michelle: [looks at Morgan] “HEY!....could you put on some clothes first???” “And how in the hell did you get over here in a cab…NEKKID?”
Morgan: [shrugs] “It is New York after all” “If you ask me a little nicer I might get dressed!” “Can I borrow your little black dress?” “Huh?” “Huh?”
Michelle: “OK ALREADY!!!!” “But bring it back CLEANED!”
Michelle: “NOW COME ON!!” “LET'S DO IT!!”
