Annie Lennox, former lead singer of the group
Eyrythmics, has publicly insulted pop princess
Katy Perry while heartily laughing at the singer and not having any qualms about exposing the younger woman to an avalanche of ridicule in the media.
Asked if she could have imagined Katy as the vocal front woman of the group instead of herself, Annie laughed until tears streamed down her face; finally she stated it was the funniest joke she's ever been told.
'So,'asked her interviewer,
'you don't think it would have been possible for her to handle her position there?''Of course, not!' Annie said.
'The poor girl can't sing a short line without either getting out of breath, or out of key, or simply both! She's the worst disaster I've heard in my career!''She'll be angry if she hears that from you. Would it worry you?'Annie, still giggling, replied,
'Why, what would she do about it? Fight me? Okay - that would be cute! Sometimes it's fun to put a little girl like her over my lap and give her the spanking she deserves!' - With the last words, Annie flexes her naked arms' biceps in the interviewer's face. The journalist,a small, skinny young woman, impressed with Annie's physique, drops her jaw, whispering,
'WOW, that's...quite something!'...Meanwhile, Katy, indeed, has heard; and she is so furious about Annie that she confronts her immediately, demanding to meet up with her to 'receive a due apology' from her rival.
Annie laughs.
'Would you dare to battle against my voice with yours onstage in a singing contest, little bubble headed pop girl? Just before I spank you?''I sing the shit out of you arrogant old has-been, anytime! And we'll see who's gonna give whom a spanking!' Katy replies, nearly shaking with anger.
Before the two singers' battle, Katy is being interviewed, and asked:
'Katy...at 60 years, your opponent is double your age...what if she makes her threat true to put you over her lap to spank you...how bad would it be for you?' Katy replies with conviction,
'What? Is this a joke? That old woman? Before she lays a hand on me I slap her out of the ring! She hasn't got a chance!'And soon the two women face each other onstage, to not only compete with their voices but also to settle their quarrel in a wrestling match...
Annie Lennox performs onstage to compete against Katy Perry in a battle of voices:http://youtu.be/LkiS8AmiRm4 Katy Perry performs onstage to compete against Annie Lennox in a battle of voices: http://youtu.be/RYK2Oz7-IuYAnnie Lennox: 60 years, 5'9", 56 kg
Katy Perry:, 30 years, 5'7", 59 kg