So, what was that stream of thoughts I just read?
Dear readers, of whom we have two and a half, I hope you have figured this out better than I have.
And anyway, why the hell am I breaking the fifth wall? My idol is Harley Quinn, not some Deadpool. And I certainly don't want Kate to accuse me of plagiarism, so I won't be contacting readers anymore, no matter how dear they are to me. Kisses and hugs to everyone.
Well, now I've finished with the introduction and partially satisfied my latest attack of graphomania.Now I'll try to get to the point, but I'm not sure I'll succeed, because I need to fully concentrate. And someone keeps distracting me. And now, dear readers, I'm writing this meaningless jumble of words, and one bitch... Actually, no, you don't need to know these vulgar details.
I don't understand why Bella keeps talking about her cousin, and what exactly I should ask her about. She probably has some incredibly important information for me (at least, that's what Bella thinks). But I have a strong conviction that I can survive this winter, even if I can't figure out what's making Bella's panties wet, yes.
We return to our bed, or rather to Kate’s bed, where Bella and I ended up by chance. Is Bella saying she doesn't want a whore, or that I shouldn't be a whore. Or that I am a whore? I can't make out her mumbling. Is it because she's crying, or because of her Southern accent.
You know, dear readers, at this moment I'm thinking about General Lee. No, not the Chinese military leader of the Qing Dynasty, but the brave Confederate General Robert Edward Lee. Just so you know, dear readers, he's my idol. And I'm also thinking about alligators. I adore alligators. Of course, a Nile crocodile is more impressive-looking, but an alligator is a real beauty.
And so, thanks to my honed skills, I was able to ride this crybaby little bitch (team crybaby, you remember, dear readers). And all I could think of at that moment was to ask, "Fuck, slut, what the hell are you even doing? Are we going to fucking fight, or let's cry together, and then drink vodka and talk about why Kate is such a bitch?"