[Lauren (Tatt Cat)]

Erin Lee vs Lauren (Tatt Cat): Final Battle for the Bali Bungalow

It all started about a year ago ... give or take a week or three. And a beautiful overwater bungalow. Here in Bali where I’ve been living for the past three years. As you can see from enclosed photo #1, it’s a dream home in paradise, perched above a sleepy lagoon of the bluest of blue water.

I’d been living in a tiny cramped studio apartment ever since work brought me here to the island. It was time to take the plunge and invest in a home of my own, so I started scrimping and saving. I lived frugally on just the bare necessities, not wasting money on fun or pleasure. My only luxury splurge was a surfboard. Used. Very used. Between my savings and a loan from family, I had enough on hand to pull the trigger and seal a deal.

Getting back to the bungalow ... A friend from work brought it to my attention. She said the bungalow belonged to a friend of a friend who was moving back to the UK. She told this friend of a friend about my need to find an affordable home and about my financial situation. To make a long story short, the owner was so sympathetic and understanding that she was willing to sell the bungalow to me for a bit less than her original asking price ... which was right in my price range.

I fell in love with the bungalow at first sight! It was most def the home of my wildest dreams! I’m a surf and ocean girl ... living not NEAR the water but ON the water is as close to heaven as I can get. I was counting the days to the official closing when I would sign the papers and have the key dropped into my palm.

That morning I got the phone call. The badder than bad news phone call. Seems the owner decided to sell to someone else. A fellow Brit ...

A bitch named Erin Lee.

A bitch who swooped in at the last minute to steal my dream house away from me. Maybe it was national loyalty. Maybe she offered more money. Maybe it was a dozen different reasons. Doesn’t matter.

The bitch stole MY bungalow. The bitch is living in my dream house. The bitch was gonna pay!

I wish I could say that dream had a fairy tale ending. But it didn’t. I confronted her right there in the bungalow the day after she moved in. Woman to woman. Face to face. And we had a war. It was brutal, vicious, primal. Both of us wanted that bungalow and would do anything to get it. Erin triumphed that bitter day when she trapped me in a rear naked choke and crushing bodyscissors. Even then I wouldn’t give her the satisfaction of submitting or tapping out. So, when I was barely conscious, the bitch sat on my face and put me to sleep. Then she threw me over the railing into the lagoon.

I’ve never forgotten that hellish day. I’ve lived with the bitter memory of it for over a year. As I was swimming to shore after she pitched me into the water, I made a vow that someday I’d get my revenge on her. Not only that but I’d evict her from the bungalow she stole from me.

I’ve stayed away from that part of the island because seeing that bungalow hurts too damn much. But today, an invitation from friends to a swim and picnic party sent me to the lagoon. From my beach blanket in the sand, I can see Erin on her deck sunning herself. (See photo #2) I stand up, tell my friends that I have to dash, that something really important came up. Barefoot in my bikini, I march purposefully across the sand to the walkway of the bungalow.

The day of reckoning is TODAY.

[Erin Lee]

(Before i get into it i'd just like to congratulate Lauren on an excellent prologue)

Lying on my deck soaking up the rays, my mind wandered back to roughly a year ago when i purchased this bungalow. I knew there was someone else looking to buy it but i offered more than they could afford and captured my prize. I found out, quite quickly it has to be said that this other person was called Lauren. Now for some reason this Lauren took me buying said bungalow as a personal affront almost like i bought it out of spite when in fact nothing could have been further from the truth. I bought it because of its location and ambiance. This however didn't wash with Lauren.

The day i moved in Lauren stormed into MY bungalow and got in my face, demanding if you will that i hand over the bungalow to her. Well that wasn't about to happen for two reasons, firstly i bought it fair and square and secondly even if i had been willing, she didn't have the money to recompense me. This didn't go down well with Lauren, she wanted to fight and started prodding my shoulder with her index finger. What she didn't know is that i was and am no stranger to wrestling and fighting and after a longish battle i locked her up in a rear naked choke combined with a body scissors. Tough girl this Lauren, she just wouldn't give up, so, a nice long facesit put the outcome of said fight beyond doubt, more so when i heaved her body over the railings into the lagoon that is the last i heard from her.

So that brings me to today, lying in the sun, my body turning a very fetching shade of brown, a nice long glass of something chilled on the table by my side and my current book The Bookshop Below by Georgina Summers on my lap.

The last person i'm expecting to see today, or any day come to that is Lauren, but i hear some shouting and it doesn't sound too friendly, i take off my shades and look down towards the beach and do you know what i saw on the beach? yep it was a bitch on the beach and that bitch is none other than that Lauren and she's heading in my directiojn, she doesn't look very happy.

I sigh and ease myself off my lounger and go to the top of my walkway. Looking down said walkway i say loudly enough for Lauren to hear.."If you have any sense you'll stop right there cos if you step foot on my walkway there will be another fight and i'll take you out one more time"...will she listen? somehow i doubt it

[Erin Lee]

Erin

[Lauren (Tatt Cat)]

Determined to settle this once and for all I continue my march from the beach to the walkway. I’m not surprised to see Erin standing on her deck at the other side … I mean, it wasn’t like I was being quiet and sneaky about my approach. It’s obvious that she heard me coming. And there the bitch stands … all tan and arrogant, hands on hips, legs slightly spread, blocking the entrance to the deck like a guard at the palace door.

Now up comes her right arm and a defiant finger is pointed my way, followed by a warning and a threat. Of course I’m not going to listen to her words … not with over a year of anger of being cheated out of what’s mine burning like a raging volcano inside me that’s about to erupt. Sure, the bitch can offer all kinds of excuses and reasons why she THINKS the bungalow is hers and that legally speaking she did nothing wrong. But, come on now! At the end of the day it’s obvious … to me anyway … that sneaky Britch (shorthand for British bitch) stole my bungalow out from under me!

I toss back my blonde hair as I lock eyes with her … each of us standing on opposite ends of the walkway … Erin’s finger still pointed at my chest like the barrel of a pistol. My bare right foot hits the walkway, followed by my left as I start to take slow steady measured steps toward her.

“Words are words and threats are empty” I call over to her as I continue across, fists clenched at my sides. “That was then and this is now. I’m coming over and if you have any sense, you'll step aside while you still can!”

[Lauren (Tatt Cat)]

Lauren

[Lauren (Tatt Cat)]

Erin vs Lauren - The Staredown

[Alix_Fights]

Always entertaining watching these two go at it.   

[Lauren (Tatt Cat)]

Always entertaining watching these two go at it.   

Buckle up, everyone, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!   

[Serene Savagery]

I don't know Lauren.  But Ms Lee has always spoke highly of you when your name has been mentioned.  So good enough for me.  As much of an Erin fan as I am, i will hold off rooting for anybody until I see how this goes because the opening was epically awesome.  I think my friend Erin has her work cut out for her.  Settles in, grab my seatbelt click and a smile , preparing for the ride you electric women are going to take us on. 

[Erin Lee]

Lauren is quite right when she says i look down my nose at her and not just because she's at the bottom of the walkway. See, i got this bungalow, the bungalow she so desperately wanted, then she wanted to fight me and got her ass handed to her. Here she is again, like a snowflake on a summers day, spouting all kinds of threats, trying no doubt to intimidate me. She's failed on that score too.

I point my finger pistol at her..."Sure, you can have the bungalow, just pay me what i paid for it plus a 50% surcharge for having to listen to your verbal diarrhoea...what, you can't afford it? no surprise there then"

You start to plod up the walkway towards me, a grin expands across my face. "I hope you know what ya doing bitch cos when you reach the top you are in for a world of pain"

With that said i kick off my flip flops and push my table and recliner to the side of the decking. This bitch wants another fight, well she's gonna get one.

I adjust my black n white stripped 'kini and lean back against the railings, waiting for you to finally plod your way onto the deck, all that ink must be slowing you down, or is it your age?

[Lauren (Tatt Cat)]

After the way my last encounter with the Britch Erin Lee ended, my friends all think I’m cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs for wanting to fight her again. But, like I keep telling them, I’m confident this time things will be totally different. You see, I know now where I went wrong. I completely underestimated her. I mean, come on, can you blame me? Look at her! What do you see?

Posh Spice!

Say it with me now … She’s a cheap Victoria 'Posh Spice' Beckham knock-off!

So is it any wonder why I underestimated her? But, surprise surprise, I found out this Pish-Posh Britch can fight. And, yeah yeah, yeah, I got my ass kicked and my face sat on. I guess I had it coming. Because I didn't take her seriously. This time will be different. I know what to expect and I’m ready for anything and everything she throws at me. I strut across the walkway as Erin starts quoting numbers like we’re negotiating some kind of real estate deal.

“Don’t you worry, bitch, I’ll pay you for the bungalow. Not the way you expect but you’ll get exactly what you deserve for it. With interest.”

I reach the other side where she stands, with a confident smirk on her face, obviously reliving the memory of last time. I clench and unclench my fingers as I press right up to her … arching my back and giving her a hard boob bump to force her to step back. She stands her ground like I figured she would.

“Here’s the first installment.”

Saying that, I reach both hands up, place both palms on her shoulders, plant my feet and give her a hard two-handed shove to push her back so I can get on the deck.

[User1]

Living on Bali I know about the rivalry of Erin and Lauren, not that this is something special as everyone living here knows about it!

Lauren was the first to arrive on the island, the inhabitants had mixed feelings towards her. Many were amazed by her special fit tanned body https://www.freecatfights.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;area=pictures;u=84125;view=246927

Others got chills when she was around because of the dark tatoo art on her body, some even told at night she turns into a demonic being https://www.freecatfights.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;area=pictures;u=84125;view=247522 that extracs the souls of men who fall trap to her unresisting appearance https://www.freecatfights.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;area=pictures;u=84125;view=246501.


Some time later Erin made her first appearance on the island, from the start she always was very misterious and still is as none is brave enough to approach her. Everyone is puzzled how she could buy the bungalow at such a young age, some say she's the trophy wife of a much older billionair living in central London https://www.freecatfights.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;area=pictures;u=69803;view=240072.

Others say she used her picture perfect body to get well payed modelling contracts https://www.freecatfights.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;area=pictures;u=69803;view=264911.


One year ago they both applied for buying the overwater bungalow and all us inhabitants of the island were able to witness when they finally met and disapeared inside the bungalow. Screams could have been heard from inside making everyone think Lauren opened a portal to hell and kills Erin, but after a long time Erin strutted out of the bungalow guiding Lauren outside with a hand clawing her neck. She threw Lauren out and went inside, but Lauren got up and on very wobbly legs walked inside again. This time instead of loud screams moaning noises came out of the bungalow until Erin again threw Lauren out, this time even pushing her over the railing so the tatooed blonde fell into the water. Since then Erin enjoyed living in the bungalow.

Laurens exhausted body ended up laying on the beach until late into the night of this day where I took her and brought her into the little hostel I carry on the island. She healed up and lived around the island since then. Yesterday she came back demanding to use the sauna and get a relaxing massage. https://www.freecatfights.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;area=pictures;u=84125;view=267992.

"Your whole body seems stressed, you're ok?" I asked when massaging her "Do your work!" was her only response.

Now a day later I know why her body was stressed as she had planned to confront Erin again. I see her strutting to the bungalow, her steps lightfooted like those of a tigress. When I look to the bungalow I see Erins fit body standing widened blocking the entrance. From the distance I can't hear what they yell at each other, but their bodys have an agressive stance each. Lauren walks into Erin, the moment their tits slam into each other it feels like the whole island shakes like if a small earthquake erupted. Lauren is pushed some steps backwards, their tits shortly shake until settling firm on their chests again. Still it seems Lauren is not backing down...

[Erin Lee]

You know, i've heard from sources i'm not about to reveal here that the tatted bitch likens me to a cheap knock off Posh Spice. Well i'll tell ya what i want, what i really really want, i wanna batter this walking art gallery so badly she won't dream of setting foot on any property i own or the island on which it stands. Have i made my intentions clear? i think i have.

She finally reaches the top of the ramp, i have to say at this point as i look at her, i have seen legs like hers sticking out of a nest, they are sooo weedy. She does have a reasonable rack however and the first thing she does, if you discount the snarling, is bump her tits into mine. Now mine aren't the biggest pair of tits you're ever gonna see but then neither are hers, so the effect is at best disappointing and we both end up stood nose tip to nose tip with neither of us ruffled by the tits bump.

I plant my hands on my hips as i sneer at her.."All this way just to bump tits with me, what a let down, i thought you wanted another fight" Winding the bitch up, looking to infiltrate what passes for a brain in this bitch.

She angrily places her hands on my shoulders, she clearly doesn't like me getting in her face, she's about to push but leaves her abs, such as they are open to attack, it would be rude of me to ignore this fact, so i don't, what i do do is ball up my right fist and aim it right at her belly button. Then i take a couple of steps back from her push..."OOOh that hurt, stop it" i taunt as i move back towards her, aiming a open handed right hand at her left cheek.

[Lauren (Tatt Cat)]

I know that the bitch takes pride in her legs, I remember very well her bragging about how strong they are when she had them wrapped around me in that scissors. Yeah, I admit they are strong … surprisingly because it seems like most of the time they’re stretched out on a beach blanket on this deck while she suns herself like an entitled princess.

I’m not one to brag like a certain, ummmm, "She who shall remain a nameless Britch" … but I’ll match my legs against hers any day of the week, especially after months of riding the swells on my used board at Serangan. My thighs and shanks may not be as … meaty and fleshy … as hers but there’s plenty of lean muscle there. Not boasting here because I’m not a braggart, like I said. Only tellin’ it like it is.

Anywho, there we are face to face on the deck. Tempers and emotions are as hot as the Bali sun at high noon. I wasn’t trying to hurt with the boob bump, just send a little message ... “Hey, my girlz aren't all that big but at least they can pull off a boob bump, not like those sad little dumplings you’ve got!”

My shove makes her back up so I can breach the deck. She retaliates with a hard quick punch to my abs. Thanks to daily surfing my core is strong enough to ride the blow without much of an effect. It stings, sure, but like a nibble of a pesty gnat. “Is that the best you’ve got, Posh?” I return her taunt with a cold smirk.

Okay, time to get serious, let the “princess” know I mean business … I see her move forward at me going for a wild slap so I quickly turn my body to the side, raise up my right arm to try to block her slapping hand, plant my left foot firm on the deck behind me and shoot my right foot out at her like a piston … with my heel aimed right below Erin’s right boob.

[Erin Lee]

So here we go, the fight is quite definately ON!

I aim a slap at the bitches face, she twists to the side and avoids the slap, instead, responding quickly and with venom she fires a karate type kick which hammers into my body just below my right breast. My eyes widen, i don't really stagger backwards so much as go flying back into the railings. My back hits with a crack that seems to echo around the decking. I drop onto my knees, my hands don't know whether to clutch my back or try to soothe my ribs. The walking billboard has certainly come to fight.

I stagger to my feet before she can follow up, i had hoped my punch to her abs might have made her a lil wary, but quite the opposite, it just inflamed her. I glance over the railings and see that the tide is out, i need to create time and space between us so i slide over the railings and land lightly on my feet on the sand. I bite on my bottom lip, although i landed lightly it still sent pain travelling up my spine.

I quickly discard my bra which was digging into the exact spot that bitch kicked me. My breasts have been much maligned but they don't sag at the removal of my bra, they stay nicely perky on my chest.

I beckon up to her to get her ass down here, she knows this fight is far from over.