Sketch said, "First they came for our Gay marriage rights...and I said nothing..."
Another funny post, Sketch. And what a surprise that I would support gay marriage . . . just like Miley, who is a self-confessed Fag Hag. Can you see why I love this girl so much?

There really is more to her than those long, gorgeous legs.
One thing you may not know about our Fascist, Imperialist America, is that in most states, it really is OK to sleep with kids -- if you're married to them. While the USA has the highest average age of consent of any industrialized nation, it has the lowest
marriageable age. In some states, all you need is parental consent and/or court permission, and you can get married at 16, 15, 14, 13, even (gasp!) 12!!!!! That would be the great state of Massachussetts, my friend. But Arizona can top that. In Arizona,
there is NO minimum age for marriage!!!!! Oh, the decadence and depravity of an imperial nation where one state has the same marriage rules as Yemen. Can we ever recover from this? Will we have to face an onslaught of creepy old pervy men trying to be the next Jerry Lee Lewis? Oh, the humanity!
Read it and weep, my friend;
http://www.coolnurse.com/marriage_laws.htmhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriageable_ageI would understand if this news sent you scampering to a truly civilized nation like Cyprus, where by law a man cannot marry a woman 12 years his junior or 6 years his senior. Man, they got it covered -- no sleeping with kids, and Ashton Kutcher wannabes better forget about slurping on cougars!!! Right thinking is enforced, and you better not forget it, mister.
