I just reunited with a girlfriend from years ago.

I think she must be the weakest girl on earth. She's 4' 11" and around 90 pounds. She's Asian and very petite. She has chronic asthma and gets winded just walking out to the car. She is such a weakling and I love her.
She's also very, very jealous and possessive, making her an ideal candidate for a catfight!
And she has spoken in the past about fighting to defend against any women who have an interest in me.
I'm sure that she would totally lose if she actually got into a fight with pretty much anybody.... LOL!
So I'm nominating her for weakest jobber girl!
Any other competitors for that title?