You let go of my thong and I have to breathe a little sigh of relief as we break apart and you roll away. I also roll away a bit in the opposite direction creating space between us. I pull up to my knees and readjust my thong, wincing and inhaling a hissing “sssssss” as I carefully pull it away from my throbbing chafed labia and ass.
Okay, that’s the way this is going down, huh … Can’t say I’m surprised. Knowing you, knowing me, knowing what’s at stake … I knew from the first step I took onto that walkway what kind of fight this was gonna be … “Fight”? Hell, “fight” is an understatement, this is war!
I shoot you a hateful glare and quickly brush the back of my hand across my eyes to wipe away the tears starting to swell. All of this is done very quickly and I scramble up to my feet a few seconds after you do. I know you’re feeling the effect of my scissors, I just wish I could have heard a rib or two go “snap crackle pop” like when the milk hits a bowl of Rice Krispies. But nooooo, there you stand, posturing like it was no big deal while casually brushing sand off your tanned glistening bod and out of your thong.
My brain is telling me “hey, dummy, it’s just an act, don’t fall for it” but my Irish temper kicks in and I rush at you as you stand there in mid-shake. Lowering my left shoulder I charge in, my target is your heaving exposed right breast, going for a smashing tackle … I know, I know, you did the exact same thing to me ... but it worked, should work for me too, right? Besides I’m blonde, I’m emotional, I’m pissed off and I’m not thinking all that much about battle strategy!