Lady Gaga may be a LADY, but she certainly is NOT a stupid girl who drank herself silly before the age of twenty, spending her sad days wishing she could sing instead of croak. The LADY will just put down her handbag for a moment, take off her shades, smile sweetly, say 'Oh darling, I'm so sorry!' - and headbutt Britney, making her fall on her back. All she has to do then is keep stomping on Britney with her stiletto boots to teach the silly girl a painful lesson. She picks up her bag and shades then, saying, 'Oops, I stepped in something nasty', smiles and walks away in her usual elegance. Go, LADY, go, we're all proud of you!