BACKYARD BIMBO BEATDOWN
THE BACKYARD BIMBOS VS MOMMA BULL & BABY BULL
It was your typical backyard hailing from a boon dock city, this time somewhere in Alabama - Bama Backyard Wrestling and for their newest show, the promoter arranged for BBW's 1st ever ladies match, a Tag Match between two busty strippers he found which he was calling simply, The Backyard Bimbos
Consisting of Blonde Fifi and Brunette Gigi, the two strippers actually loved their moniker and celebrated it by wearing matching pink tops with large BIMBO print across their chests so all knew they were The Bimbos & to complete their attire, matching pink short short shorts and white sneakers.
Fifi & Gigi came out holding hands and strutting like they would on stage during their routine/set time at their club , taking their time alternating between greeting the fans with high fives, hugs , and even for a lucky few, a friendly light boob smother, mixed in with them actually kissing each other to play up their total Bimbo status and once in the ring, they continued to flaunt & play the crowd of around 50 people in a ring that while not an official ring , was somewhere close.
The joy of seeing the strippers do their thing, except of course with clothes on, was replaced by boo's as the bad girls came out to killjoy the entire scene.
Hailing from Huntsville, Alabama, were a mother/daughter redneck team calling themselves Momma Bull & Baby Bull, The Mom, Beulah, a lifelong biker lover eventually calling herself Bi-Sexual, eventually turned more towards women while her now 23 year old daughter, who just loved to be called Butch, was full fledged lesbo from the onset and proudly referred to herself as the Butch Tomboy.
Momma Bull ignored the crowd heading to the ring while eyeing the eye candy flaunting & flirting in the ring while Butch gladly blew smoke from her cigarette towards fans booing her while also carrying a kendo stick, which at random times but less then the blowing cigarette smoke, did a quick about to swing action towards fans, but did not go through with any threats figuring there were better targets it could be used on.
As Butch moved around the ring, she was close to where Fifi & Gigi were in the ring in their corner still flirting and taunting, and she used the kendo stick to smack it close to their feet , making them pay attention to her and with their backs turned, Momma Bull attacked.
With a seemingly innocent single forearm, one to Fifi and one to Gigi, the Bimbos just like that seemed to slump over the top rope and with the attack, the ring bell sounded to start the match.
Momma Bull seemed to effortlessly choke the already helpless good girls using the top rope as Fifi & Gigi pathetically slapped at the air too weak and hapless to escape and as Momma Bull choked the strippers, Baby Bull (Butch) moved in and only lightly used the butt end of the kendo stick to jab it into the mids of the Bimbos, who let out a different yelp from that, different than the yelps they made while being choked as the ref took a while to try to get Momma to stop the chokes, eventually resorting to the 5 count for her to break, which as usual for heels always, she did at 4 3/4 , backing her hands away enough so the ref knew she stopped, but with the count broken , a tug on the ropes backwards sent both Bimbos falling backwards to the mat where they both lay lightly stirring around making all believe that they could of possibly been pinned just that quickly if they were covered, but Momma simple yelled for her daughter to get in and join in on Bimbo time.
With Baby in the ring, Momma yanked the Bimbos up by their hair as they put up no fight and once the Bimbos were up, the ref did nothing to stop Baby from slipping the kendo stick across both throats of the Bimbo Babes and choke further as again, all Fifi & Gigi could do was slap at the air feebly and weakly and with the ref not caring to step in yet, Momma had her fun, and slammed a fist into one of Fifi's tits, and then the other, then slammed a punch into Fifi's mid before moving on to Gigi to do the same to her and then Momma repeated the punching to Fifi and then back to Gigi before the ref again finally decided it was time to stop the choking abuse again and of course, Baby knew to keep the choke until 4 3/4 and released, down going the Bimbos like a ton of bricks.
Momma taunted the crowd as Baby continued to use her kendo stick, choking the babes one at a time, moving from Fifi to Gigi as the ref again was liberal at first before doing the already enough already 5 count DQ threat.
Momma still taunted the fans and rested telling her daughter to play with the Bimbos and with that, Baby 5 times each, planted a foot on Fifi's chest for a 2 count, lifting her foot off before the 3 count, mixing in foot covers on Fifi by after each not yet pin abort on Fifi, and moving onto Gigi for a feigned pin as well, as some fans boo'd the bad girls in charge and some boo'd on how pathetic the Bimbos were as they were so hapless, Calling them Jobbers would be insanely kind.
After Baby did indeed play with the Bimbos as Momma asked her to do, Momma yanked up Gigi and tossed her into the corner where Gigi stood out on her feet as Baby brought Fifi up and handed her to her Momma and Momma whipped Fifi towards Gigi where Fifi backside first crashed into her own partner, the 1st offensive move by the Bimbos that of course was very involuntarily, not intended, but there they were stacked in the corner and Momma charged in with a corner splash and crushed the standing Bimbos who quickly dropped down to the mat when Momma moved, Gigi falling right on top of Fifi.
Momma moved in on the stacked beauties and gave a camel clutch hold to Fifi, which with Gigi stacked on her also, made Gigi feel the pain from the camel clutch and with Fifi's breast stretched out and highly visible while getting clutched, Baby used her preferred weapon of choice, the kendo stick to use it on Fifi's tits, the ref this time after shot 2 had enough and yanked the kendo stick away and said "No more kendo stick or DQ" and Baby just replied "whatever".
Momma said "Don't worry Baby Darling" and released the camel clutch and both Bimbos lay there looking close to dead as Momma said "Too Easy, what worthless Bimbos" let's finish them off and then Momma whispered something in her daughters ear & Baby gave her mom a thumbs up.
Momma alternated body slamming Fifi & Gigi 10 times, and after each body slam, as Momma went to her next victim, Baby followed with a leg drop to said slammed Bimbo and after giving Gigi a 10th Body slam, and Baby followed with a leg drop, Momma told Baby, hold on as I rearranged the furniture and with that, she placed the Bimbos side by side and then ran off the ropes and when close , jumped down onto the prone helpless good girls with a big splash and as she moved off of them, Baby and her Tomboy athleticism allowed her to go top rope for a double splash as the boo'd continued to reign in from the crowd, again, still unknown if it was directed towards the in control Bama Bad Girls being in control or the pathetic Jobber effort of the Bimbos, the heels did not care, a win was a win and Momma gave both babes 1 more big splash her way to squash the Bimbos way out.
Momma yanked up Gigi and slammed her down onto Fifi so Gigi's face landed firmly into her blonde partner's crotch area while Gigi's crotch was firmly on Fifi's face, one of the worst ways a female team can be pinned and with that, Momma sat directly on Gigi's ass while Baby sat directly on the back of Gigi's head so the hapless duo involuntarily was smothering each other as the ref made the way too easy 1-2-3 pin count to bring this travesty of a squash match to an end leaving the fans to ask if the Bama Heels were just so dominant or were the Bimbos that Jobberific and Pathetic.
