[herboyfriend]

'BITCH, I'LL WIPE THE FLOOR WITH YOU!'

METAL ROCK LADY SIMONE SIMONS CLASHES WITH RIVAL FLOOR JANSEN



By Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchy



Metal rock chick Simone Simons (37) recently clashed with rival performer Floor Jansen (41) when the two ladies met backstage during the annual Grinddown Festival held as usual in Los Angeles.
Simone claimed, when interviewed by CelebToday, that Floor showed 'condescending and annoyingly patronising behaviour' on the first night of the three day event during which both Simone's band EPICA and Floor's group NIGHTWISH were scheduled to perform.
The quarrel between the two rock chicks escalated when Floor spat into six inches shorter Simone's eyes and Simone retaliated by slapping Floor's face (after which Floor slapped her back).
Each of the women now claims that she is the better singer, the sexier female, and the stronger fighter in a wrestling match. Floor even challenged Simone to face up to a 'battle of boobs' in which each lady tries to squash her rival's bust flat merely by the force of her own breasts.
An additional evening has been scheduled on which the ladies will settle their differences onstage and in the ring.
The loser will have to apologise to her opponent - while kissing and worshipping the victorious woman's breasts and feet.




Simone, in her battle of voices competing with Floor:

https://youtu.be/3FQJCN5j6Z0


Floor, in her battle of voices, competing with Simone:

https://youtu.be/plNcYhtPB8Y




SIMONE: 37 years, 5'6", 56 kg

FLOOR: 41 years, 6'0", 78 kg




SIMONE, below:














FLOOR, below:

[Galvi]

Objectively speaking, Floor Jansen's voice is just impossible to beat nowadays. She has a powerful voice, comparable to that of Tarja Turunen, but with sweeter tune, which makes it nicer to listen to.
Anyway, the video picked for the occasion is totally biased, as the quality is horrible and that song doesn't make justice to her powerful voice.

[de Trixah]

Floor is a real Amazon. She wins easily