in their companies history as they annihalated The Dixie Darlings, two twins who's only offensive move if you want to call it that was one of the twins getting out of the way of a corner splash.
Also credit goes out to the lovely BFF duo of Allie Parker & Violet Payne/Justine Silver who love to team together on a few sites as a tag team known as The Jobber Twins, I have two of their matches now and upon next payday, will make it a 3rd.
THE JOBBER TWINS VS AEW
It was the debut match for the new RingJewels company, an internet site founded to replace the semi known and semi-popular, RingDivas company and like RingDivas, RingJewels had access to some women who used to perform for RingDivas who could now also perform in the ring for RingJewels as well as bringing in outside names to appear in RingJewels as well.
For the debut, no RingDivas connections this time, but heading to the ring first were two Twins, Charlene & Marlene
Which one was which, nobody knew, which of course was one of the big strategy's used by the numerous Twins who did pro wrestling, and wearing matching cammo bikinis and everything else being completely the same, they had twin magic going for them perfectly.
There was a small group of invited fans around the ring, 3 sides of it and 2 rows deep as the last side was the small entrance stage area and despite the small crowd, Charlene and Marlene still enjoyed the adoring crowd and were able to say hi to all of them and as they did meet the crowd, the ring announcer actually did finish his introduction of them, who also knows if all the fans also got the announcer actually saying that they were "Charlene and Marlene, THE JOBBER TWINS.
Once in the ring, the twins played the crowd and even with some fans inquiring about the Jobber part, they played it off saying it was just a fun name to wrestle under.
BUT, as the great "Jim Ross" likes to say "Business is about to pick up" as their opponents were introduced and the announcer was quickly interupted by 'EXCUSE ME" "EXCUSE ME" , the second Excuse Me being purposely louder than the 1st Excuse me and everybody knew Excuse Me voice was none other than Vickie Guerrero, who emerged from the back dressed not in her usual dress outfit , but she looked like she was dressed to actually wrestle for a change, that bringing out a smile and pointing from the twins who knew Vickie was not really a wrestler, but whenever she did get in the ring, she was pretty much as they were gorgeous, a comedy relief jobber.
But the concern level went up slightly when Vickie introduced her tag team partner, it was her top AEW client, Nyla "The Native Beast" Rose.
After a quick deep breath, the twins composed themselves realizing that Vickie was still 1 of their opponents, keep Nyla off balance and get Vickie in there and the match would theirs, a victory for the JOBBER TWINS.
As expected, Nyla started it out for the bad girls side while who knows which twin started it out for the good girls, but a quick collar and elbow lockup saw Nyla easily power the twin to the wrong corner and womanhandle her until the ref stepped in to have Nyla break and as she did, Vickie grabbed the good girls hair as she went to step away from the corner, making whichever twin turn to go after Vickie, Vickie of course wanted none of it and jumped off the apron as the twin reached for her and not being able to get Vickie, the twin pointed at her, which allowed Nyla to charge in and drive the twin back into the corner front first in a makeshift corner splash which quickly took air from the twin.
Grabbing the stunned twin by the hair, Nyla with her untapped power, hair bieled the twin from one side of the ring to the other and then gave her another hair biel back to the wrong corner area where the twin lay stunned and the ref chastised Nyla for her rough actions, but that also allowed Vickie to give her annoying small laugh as she choked the twin that was in the ring just where she was standing outside of it, and those actions made the other twin enter the ring to quickly try to save her sister, but the ref quickly stopped chastising Nyla to stop the twin, allowing Vickie her weak but lightly effective choke to work while Nyla moved in and added the real punishment with stomps to the twins mid until the ref finished with the other twin and turned his attention back to the skirting rule heels to make them stop their attack.
Vickie played all innocent and backed away, returning to her corner as Nyla brought the legal twin up and put her right back down with her big clothesline, brought her up and clotheslined her again, brought her up and clotheslined her a 3rd time before taunting the other twin who pointed at Nyla letting her know she was in for it.
Nyla positioned the in trouble twin by her corner and draped her throat over the middle rope and began to choke her, the ref was quick to start the 5 count to make her stop the illegal move, Nyla of course broke off just before the 5 and then jabbed with the ref playing completely innocent as Vickie moved over the twin and gave her insulting slaps to both cheeks, the other twin seeing it, entered again trying to stop Vickie and get at Vickie as well, but of course, the ref was quick to turn his attention to the non legal twin being in the ring without a tag and forced her to return to her corner as she pleaded her case for her dear sister.
As the twin exited, Nyla ran off the ropes and upon reaching the in trouble twin, gave her a knee, which made the twin fall onto the mat seeing stars.
Nyla followed with a big legdrop and went for the pin, 1-2- but no 3 as Nyla yanked the bikini clad twin up by her hair despite it looking like the 3 count would of been a thing.
Nyla yanked the twin up by her air and held her up from behind and in place as she tagged in Vickie, Vickie entered and did her favorite thing she knew how to do, she gave the twin some slaps before Nyla tossed the twin down, exited the ring, and had Vickie just as quickly tag Nyla back in.
Vickie before leaving though, went the good girls corner and taunted the other twin , who returned Vickie's taunt and told Vickie that if she got in there, she and Nyla would be in big trouble.
Vickie returned to her corner and Nyla, hearing what the fresh as a daisy twin said, gave the punished twin a huge corner to corner hip toss, the in trouble twin able to have just enough to tag her sister in, and that twin came in all determined to change the tide of the match and show their big promotion opponents that again, JOBBER TWINS was just a name and not the norm.
The fresh twin came in fired up and charged at Nyla, the Native Beast just stood her ground and in body on body collision between beauty and beast, the beautiful twin went down like a ton of rocks while Nyla stood there completely unfazed, standing deviously as the what was just a fired up twin, writhed on the mat in pain from running into the brick wall known as Nyla Rose.
Nyla followed by doing her usual clothesline attack, giving the twin 4 of them and then followed by whipping the twin into the corner where Vickie was and as Vickie petted the hair of the twin, Nyla charged in and crushed her with a body splash in the corner.
Vickie was tagged and Vickie upon entering gave the twin an insulting slap and tagged Nyla right back in.
The twin was sent to her own corner where she hit hard and stood stunned as her sister was still laying spent on the ring apron nearby and was no help as Nyla came charging in again and crushed the beauty with another corner body splash.
Nyla waited for the twin to regain her feet before she backed away and gave her another corner body splash, just inches away from the other twin who was still trying to recover from her painful ring time.
Nyla gave the twin one more big corner body splash and moved aside quickly this time, making the out of air twin drop to the mat in a seated position in her corner, having no clue as to where she was at this point, even though it might of been maybe just 2 minutes ago at most where she was fresh as a daisy and threatening the heels about "when she got into the ring".
Vickie was tagged back in, moved up to the seated twin, and gave her a stinkface for a few seconds and ran back to tag Nyla back in as the 1st twin was getting back to a standing position, recovering enough from her punishment to groggily get back to her feet, arriving back into her corner as Nyla was dragging her sister from it where Nyla delivered a Beast Bomb to the poor twin who was not backing her words, but the heels were making the twins live up to their JOBBER TWINS ring moniker.
The Beast Bomb had the twin out and Vickie of course could be heard laughing her super annoying laugh and after Beast Bombing the legal twin, Nyla walked to the twins corner where she grabbed the other twin, who while on her feet , was still groggy and dragged her into the fray and with little effort , it was a Beast Bomb for the other twin and she lay out next to her sister as Nyla got up and taunted the crowd as it was going to take a miracle twin magic for Charlene and Marlene to come back for this victory.
Nyla acted as if she was going to bend down in between both twin who were perfectly spaced out between them laying side by side, but as the ref got in position waiting to start the pin count once Nyla made contact just wanting it over and to save the twins from more, Nyla said "oh wait ref, excuse me" and with that, Nyla got up and walked over to Vickie and tagged her in.
Vickie like she was a huge player in this match waltzed over to the still out of it twins , knelt between them, and placed a pinky right on top both of their belly buttons and laughed as the ref made the pin count ONE-TWO-THREE, Your winners, Vickie & Nyla.
Like she did on AEW, Vickie after being given t-shirts by Nyla , placed them over the faces of the beautiful twins who were still nowhere close to recovering from the thunderous Beast Bombs they took and after moving aside, the camera was able to focus in on the t-shirts, it was customary for those who know AEW and what happens after Nyla's victories for t-shirts talking about the BEAST BOMB on it, but for THE JOBBER TWINS, something new and surely humiliating for their defeat ' MY JOBBER ASS GOT PINNED BY VIVKIE GUERRERO'
