KATY PERRY: 'I'LL SQUASH THAT OLD HAG!'THE POP PRINCESS IN A BATTLE OF BOOBS AND BRAWN WITH 61 YEAR OLD MODEL
By Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchyPop star
Katy Perry (37) apparently is going to fight a physical battle with twenty-four years older model
Nicola Griffin (61). The senior swimsuit model has made derogative remarks about Katy's diminishing career which caused the younger woman to retaliate, even initially only verbally.
Katy, after being called a failure, told Nicola she was an ugly old hag with sagging boobs who should keep her mouth shut, and retire from the modelling business.
With a shock, she was made aware that the 61 year old's breasts are bigger than hers, and Katy wasn't happy to learn her rival is also four inches taller than her. However, the pop princess declared to
CelebToday she'd 'squash Nicola's tits to pancakes' in a fight boobs against boobs, and easily prove in a wrestling match she's the stronger woman.
Nicola has accepted Katy's challenge and will now encounter the pop princess for a physical contest.
NICOLA: 61 years, 5'10", 71 kg, 34DD
KATY: 37 years, 5'6", 59 kg, 32D
Below: Nicola (left), and Katy (right)



