JENNIFER CONNELLY: 'I WILL NOT BACK DOWN, BITCH!'THE ACTRESS FINDS HERSELF IN CLINCH WITH POP STAR KATY PERRY
By Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchy
Former
Labyrinth star
Jennifer Connelly (51) found herself in a maze of hostilities between herself and pop princess
Katy Perry (37) during her appearance at a garden party hosted by Perry in LA.
Jennifer was caught flirting with Katy's man and Katy didn't hesitate to tell her to keep her eyes and hands off him. Jennifer's reaction was not at all to her liking when the actress laughed and said she was surprised at Katy even knowing what to do with a man. 'After all, Katy, aren't you known for being quite a bit of a lesbian?'
Katy, furious, slapped Jennifer's face hard before her rival could see it coming.
Staring at Katy open-mouthed for just one second, she quickly returned the assault hitting Katy in the face.
The two women glared at eachother for a moment, Katy hissing at Jennifer, 'You slut, I can show you anytime who's the lesbian! I make you lose your mind at my touch, and then my man will laugh at you!'
Jennifer stepped up closely to Katy and, the two women being nearly of equal height, made their breasts touch. With satisfaction, she looked at the comparison, her 34D bust being slightly bigger than Katy's 32D assets.
'Laugh at me? Really?' she said. 'Maybe you should wear a pair of pads in your bra before you'll get laughed at yourself, girl?'
Katy darted a poisonous glance in Jennifer's eyes.
'Are you comparing your sagging udders to my boobs, you scarecrow?' Katy said. 'Do you want me to squash those ugly fatbags with my pair of girls?'
'Try it if you dare!' Jennifer replied with a smirk. 'But don't cry when my melons pancake your pimples until they burst open!'
'Stupid bitch!' Katy said. 'I'll pin you and make you have an orgasm in front of everybody, but first I'll tear your hair out until you're bald, you damn hideous creature!'
Jennifer didn't hesitate to take the challenge.
'...Okay, slut...Let's arm wrestle, and then, when you've begged me not to break your wrist you can soon plead with me to leave some hair on your head!'
'You really want to fight, hey?' Katy taunted her. 'Well, I'm looking forward to reducing you to a whimpering heap of misery!'
Jennifer stepped out of her heels and, barefoot on the garden's grass, proceeded to take out her earrings. Katy followed her example.
Glaring at each other, they stood there for a moment, then Katy said, 'Let's sit down at the table there so I can give you your first humiliation!'
'I guess, the only one getting humiliated today is you!' Jennifer said, and Katy replied, 'That's going to be a great disappointment for you, bitch!' while the two women walked to a garden table to sit down in chairs opposite eachother...
KATY: 37 years, 5'6", 59 kg, 32D
JENNIFER: 51 years, 5'6½", 54 kg, 34D
Below: Jennifer in a leather dress best looks competition
Below: Katy in a leather dress best looks competition
Below: Jennifer
Below: Katy
Below: Jennifer flexes her arm to show off her muscles
Below: Katy flexes her arm to compare her muscles with Jennifer's
Below: Jennifer in a bikini best looks competition
Below: Katy competing with her rival in a bikini best looks contest
