CARTOON WRESTLING FEDERATION
A fun tag match using Animated. Cartoony/Drawn Characters, just use your imagination.
THE BEHEMOTHS VS KIM POSSIBLE AND JESSICA RABBIT
It was time to debut a new heel team in the CWF (Cartoon Wrestling Federation) known as The Behemoths
Consisting of Fatty Patty and Hefty Helga, together they tipped the scales at a combined rounded, 810 lbs and both were junt under 7ft tall, no pun attended, a HUGE challenge for whoever they had to face in the ring.
With both Behemoths having a catch phrase of "We want to Squash and Eat Eye Candy" the promoter decided who else to face them in their debut, but his # 1 eye candy in his fed, Kim Possible and Jessica Rabbit.
Out came Kim & Jessica who were also known as Eye Candy as their team name when they did team up, Kim was stunning as always in her USA Cheerleader like outfit while Jessica, the #1 favorite, rocked it in her usual sling that barely hid anything and the crowd showed them equal love as them came out to face the biggest opponents ever in the CWF who each on their own, outweighed the Eye Candy Tag Team by close to 150 lbs as Patty weighed a mere 390 lbs. for the most part while Helga was about 410 lbs., Eye Candy together was 237 combined.
Despite the height and weight difference, the fed's most popular good girls were in great spirits as they greeted the fans making their way to the ring, while also taking note that the Behemoths got bigger and bigger the closer they did get to the ring and they had it in the back of their heads, being borderline Jobbers to Mid Carders in this fed, as they won some , lost some, were competitive in matches win or lose, and had matches where where as it dawned on them as they got to ringside "Oh No, sometimes being "Fed to the Heels" no pun intended here again. and were SQUASHED, no pun intended times 3.
Once in the ring and both teams ready to go, Kim went 1st for her team while Patty started it out for the Behemoths and upon the bell ringing, Kim charged towards the behemoth Patty and easily ducked a slow lumbering clothesline attempt and Kim was able to stop on a dime and deliver a dropkick to Patty, which connected to her upper back, but due to Patty's size, she felt nothing.
Kim wanting to still use her agility, tried multiple dropkicks from there, from behind and the front, which all had as much success as throwing a raw egg against a 50 foot thick wall, Patty in fact was laughing at Kim "Cheerleader try kick down Patty".
Kim went top rope and tried a dropkick from there, Patty just stood there and took it, she barely budged "Cheerleader try that, try again" Patty said so Kim indeed try again, this time, Patty moved away and Kim crashed and burned.
As Kim tried to get up after getting stunned waned off, she could not go anywhere as she was still face down after her dropkick miss, frozen in place as Patty stood on her back "Patty stand on Cheerleader - Cheerleader can't move - Patty having fun".
Then without warning since Kim was trapped and could not see anything, she did however feel a ton, no pun intended again, relieved from her back, thinking that Patty stepped off, she took a moment to try to get in air and WHAM, Patty just came down hard onto Kim by falling down in a sitting position and crushed a lot of air out of Kim, especially since she was not expecting this Behemoth to just fall and sit on her like she did.
Patty stood and lumbered over to Helga to tag her in "Have fun with Cheerleader" "Yah for sure" replied Helga who was from Sweden while Patty was an American.
"On your feet there Kimmy" said Helga as she yanked Kim to her feet and just walked her into a corner where Kim stood in a standing position as Helga backed away to the middle of the ring where Patty said "Look like Helga going to crush Cheerleader in the corner" and even with Helga replying, "Yah I'm going to do so" even telegraphing this intention, Helga charged and CRUSHED Kim, no pun intended, Kim pretty much disappeared as the 400+ lber crashed into her in the corner , the ring itself moved and creaked from such a large mass impacting the are like it did.
Helga moved away and Kim fell limp to the mat, Helga followed by dragging Kim by her ankle with very little effort to the middle of the ring and with a flip of the wrist, effortlessly again placed Kim on her back and placed a big foot on Kim's chest as it seemed over just that quickly, ONE-TWO-THRE-NO, Helga removed her foot and said "Yah for sure, more fun, Ms. Jessica over there has not been involved yet", Jessica could been seen with an "oh shit" look on her face upon hearing that.
Helga yanked up Kim and with just a flick of the wrist, sent Kim flying to her corner, landing as Jessica's feet, so Jessica could tag in as Kim was out.
As Jessica tagged in, Helga tagged in Patty, Patty from her speech could clearly be made out to be not so bright, but she was big and powerful and knew how to destroy in the ring "Look at Beauty Queen Jessica, Patty squash you like Squash Kim.
Like she did with Kim, Patty invited Jessica to try to knock her down, Jessica also failed epically with her efforts, her futile efforts led her to try to foolishly ram the Behemoth down, all the crashing did was wear Jessica down, and with 1 more try by Jessica, this time as she was at full speed, Patty ran at her full speed, which why slow, her being on the move had force behind it and in the body on body crash, Patty stood unaffected as Jessica went down feeling like she again , no pun attended, got hit by a speeding Mack Truck.
"Hah-hah-Beauty Queen hit Patty and Beauty Queen Fall down". Patty followed by bringing Jessica up and with Jessica standing out on her feet, Patty ran at Patty speed off the ropes and crashed into Jessica again and again, it was a raw egg hitting a brick wall, Jessica was down and quickly out.
Patty was Kim lightly stirring, "Cheerleader awake, Patty do something about it" and Patty brought up Kim and placed her in a standing position in a corner where amazing she stood out on her feet as Patty returned to Jessica "Come on Beauty Queen, Beauty Queen join partner" and Patty brought up Jessica and placed her against Kim, both babes somehow stood out and winded as Patty said "Helga want more fun, Patty not Hog it all" and she lumbered over to her corner and tagged in Helga "Helga go and crush Eye Candy, they fun opponents, no match for Behemoth's".
Helga came in and went fully into the corner opposite where the good girls stood together and even with the loud noise from Helga "running" towards them and the crowd imploring them on, not too mention a 410 lb. Behemoth like Helga at so called full speed, the fans knew full well, if Kim & Jessica somehow and someway, got out of the way, Helga missing would essentially take herself out if they managed to move.
NO PUN INTENED YET AGAIN, Helga charged in at Helga's 410 lb, speed and CCCCCCRRRRRRUUUUSSSSHHHHHH, the ring post bent a quarter of the way over from the impact, and in between said leaning ring post and Helga's huge body were 2 sexy crushed beauties, Kim & Jessica as Patty jumped excitedly in her corner, of course jumping as high as Patty could jump, not far, "oh boy, oh boy, Eye Candy crushed by Patty Partner".
Helga like she did before, she dragged both babes this time effortlessly by 1 hand to center ring after they fell and laid them side by side, but far enough apart so they could end it the way they wanted.
"Yah, my partner patty sure wants to assist me in finishing these Eye Candy Good Girls off Yah" Patty responded by "yes, yes, Patty want to help Helga".
Helga motioned for Patty to enter and said "you want the Cheerleader there Yah, or the Beauty Queen?. after thinking about it, Patty replied "Patty start with Cheerleader and end with Cheerleader, Helga take other jobber girl".
With that, both Behemoths stood next to their victims and tried to jump, their weight kept them grounded, but they still shook the ring as they both ran as fast as they could go, bounded off the ropes for some extra not needed momentum and ala the old WWE Natural Disasters Tag Team, both Patty and Helga got some air, only inches, but it was enough for them to come crushing down on the chests of their opponents, the impact mad ethe legs of both beautiful good girls go as high up in the air they could go before falling limp to the mat as the ref moved in to make the pin count, ONE-TWO-THREE.
The ref started to call for the bell, but an excited Patty , began to bounce a bit on the chest of Kim "We pin Eye Candy, 3 count too easy, Patty want ref to count to 100" the ref first just wanted the Behemoths to unmount the crushed good girls, but Patty kept unknowingly crush Kim more by her excited bouncing "count 100 ref, ref make 100 count" so he decided to do so and with the Behemoths sitting on the chests of their two Eye Candy victims as they wanted, the sitting just kept them crushed as the ref did indeed make the 100 count pin, a first in CWF history.
