I don't know much about Miley Cyrus. Don't particularly like her, or dislike her. But I am aware that she recently turned 18, that she is wildly popular, and that she also has millions of haters. They hate her, I think, bacause they see her as untalented, as fake and as a temporary Disney sensation.
I thought of this short catfight and humiliation vignette to honor her and to condemn those who ridicule her. I've inserted my favorite ex-Disney actress, Margo Harshman as the villian because she is so pretty, and she comes across as someone who is not a sellout. She also seems like someone who might dislike Miley's popular success.
What If, at a Hollywood club?
An ex-Disney girl, who is older, but who never made it even nearly as big as Miley, but who thinks because she remained authentic and true to herself- someone like Margo Harshman-who though pretty and talented, will never make as much money or be as popular as Miley, condescends in an unplanned meeting with Miley. Margo, in hip aquamarine tight pants and a tie-dyed t-shirt with "Bored" painted cooley on the front, confronts Miley. "How can you be such as sell out, Miley? Such a media whore? Phony?", the pretty alternative girls snarls her contempt
Miley, who, never having met Margo Harshman, but remembers the pretty black-haired actress from her role on "Even Stevens", goes redneck ballistic. She runs over to Margo, and before Margo can react, except with an "O" expression on her unsoldout, pretty alternative face, punches Margo in her gut. "UMMMF!" Margo Harshman groans. As Margo leans forward, Miley grabs the back of her tights, and, yanking up hard on Margo's tights, puts Margo in a wedgie. Miley, exibitting uncommon arm strength, holds Margo in the air briefly, as Margo's squishy buttcheeks squish like jello in her tights, and as she maons "OWEEE! OWEEE! OWEEE!",Miley flops Margo over a stool, ass out. Miley then precedes to spank the Disney girl's butt.
"You are rude, and you have a soft pathetic butt, b-tch!" Miley yells to Margo. She enjoys her new role. A crowd gathers around the spanking.
Of course Miley's victim could have been Hilary Duff, or Danielle Panabaker, or anyone. Fill in the blank.
