No offense dude, but I think ypu are crazy!
If I asked my wife to pretend to be somebody else., and that somebody else just kicked my wife's ass, she woiuld hit me in the head with a bottle!
However, if i asked her to pretend that she had just kicked anotehr woman's ass and tell me about it, I have a pretty good chance of her doing so and me getting off
Choose your battles wisely