[Glamour Fights]

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Senta Berger	Linda Evans
28 years old	27 years old
5'5” 127 lbs BMI:  21.2	5'8” 125 lbs BMI: 19.0
38D-26-36	34C-24-34
5th 45pts 22-4-1	6th 44pts 22-5-0

This should be a great fight – a tough brunette up against a tough blonde. .Whoever wins will move ahead of the other in the rankings, currently at 5th and 6th places. Senta could also move ahead of Sybil Danning if Sybil loses. Both women are sure to go all out. Most likely this will be a long, hard fought match with neither wanting to admit defeat.
Senta Berger: That little blue bikini won’t stay on long. Let’s see how Linda can withstand sharp claws all over her body. She is weaker than me and I will have a field day with her.
Linda Evans: I will use my three inches to advantage over the runt. Senta must be on drugs to think she is stronger than me. Her bikini is already in shreds so it won’t take me long to rip it and her to shreds.

Adrienne Barbeau	Pam Grier
24 years old	20 years old
5'3½” 120 lbs BMI: 21.0	5'8” 120 lbs BMI: 18.3
34DD-22-35	38D-22-36
20th 21pts 10-16-1	9th 41pts 20-6-1

Pam is hoping Raquel Welch and Joey Heatherton lose so she can move into 7th place so she will go after giving Adrienne the worst beat down this round. Adrienne has hopes of moving past hated blonde Tuesday Weld so she isn’t going to just lay down for Pam. The two women start off nude and I can see a breast battle taking place.
Adrienne Barbeau: Pam is skinny and when I get my woman’s body on hers I am going to smother her out with my superior and bigger breasts.
Pam Grier: Adrienne won’t smother anyone with her orbs. I will torture and scratch them so much they will be too sore to press against anything. She end up eating my fuzz. GUARANTEED!

Lindsay Wagner	Sherry Jackson
20 years old	27 years old
5'9” 125 lbs BMI: 18.5	5'4” 120 lbs BMI: 20.6
34A/B-24-36	36C-22-35
27th 10pts 5-22-0	28th 8pts 4-23-0

Two more fighters right next to each in the rankings albeit at 27th and 28th places. Lindsay has been anything but o bionic strength but Sherry has proved rather weak herself. This is a fight of a tall, lanky blonde fighting a short, curvy brunette.
Lindsay Wagner: Sherry is a short, fat, weakling. I should overpower her right form the start. But even if I don’t she won’t have much stamina. I will love feeling her chest heaving under mine and her belly going in and out against my firm stomach as I spread eagle her in a grapevine.
Sherry Jackson: Watch me tackle her skinny legs out from under her. Then I will bury her skinny body under mine. Her tits are so small I doubt if they can feel anything. It is her long, weak legs that are going to be spread wide by mine.

Barbara Bach	Jaclyn Smith
22 years old	24 years old
5''7” 116 lbs BMI: 18.2	5'7" 118 lbs BMI: 18.5
36B-24-35	34½B-24-35
26th 11pts 5-21-1	30th 6pts 3-24-0

A brunette against brunette catfight. Barbara and Jaclyn are equal in size and of matching body types. Barbara has the better record and Jaclyn is fighting to uphold the honor of Charlie’s Angels. Barbara is sighting to stay ahead of Lindsay Wagner and Jaclyn wants to move ahead of Stefanie Powers to avenge her loss to embarrassing loss to Stefanie..
Barbara Bach: Jaclyn is a softie who can’t stand to be jerked around by the hair and have it ripped out. I will be particularly nasty against her as she folds under a vicious attack.   
Jaclyn Smith: Let Barbara grab my hair. Some solid blows to her belly and tiny breasts will take the fight out of her. Take about someone who folds when under attack – that is Barbara.

Cassandra Peterson	Edy Williams
20 years old	27 years old
5'7" 118 lbs BMI: 18.5	5'7" 128 lbs BMI: 20.1
34D-21-34	37D-23-37
10th 39pts 19-7-1	23rd 18pts 9-18-0

One never knows if Cassandra and Edy are gong to fight as blondes or brunettes. Both have decided to go blonde this time, Cassandra as her natural strawberry blonde color and Edy as a blondest of blonde color. Both also decide to forego clothes and fight in the nude. Cassandra has proven this to be an advantage to her as she often turns such fights into a sexual fight. But Edy is also known to dominate such sexual fights. Will this be one to prove who is the better woman in the purest sense of the word? Cassandra is fighting to stay in 10th place whilst Edy has a chance to move ahead of Dian Parkinson and even Farrah Fawcett.
Cassandra Peterson: Have you even seen a woman strangled with her own, long blonde hair. Edy’s hair is long enough to do that and I may just well do it after I fuck the daylights out of her.
Edy Williams: Cassandra is so stupid to not shave her big full reddish bush. Boy am I going to have fun ripping it out hair by hair. She will be too sore to bring to orgasm so I wll just have to beat her up.

Nancy Kwan	Britt Ekland
30 years old	27 years old
5'3” 110 lbs BMI: 19.5	5'5" 110 lbs BMI: 18.3
33B-22-35	34B-22-34
31st 5pts 2-24-1	25th 14pts 7-20-0

A classic brunette vs blonde catfight involving two of the lightest participants. Britt is only slightly taller so they are well matched physically. Is Britt a perfect victim to be tossed around by Nancy’s martial arts skills or will Britt use at attack on Nancy’s hair to thwart such dominance? Nancy is wearing an oriental split dress to emphasis her background. Britt is wearing a very short dress to allow great freedom of movement and to show her legs off compared to Nancy’s. Given their lightweight and shorter stature, this could be one of the fastest paced fights this round. Britt finds it embarrassing to be behind Annette Funicello and would like to move ahead of her. Nancy is strongly motivated to stay out of last place and to move ahead of Stefanie Powers and Jaclyn Smith she is considers inferior fighters to herself.
Nancy Kwan: I am way stronger than this blonde bitch and certainly a lot better fighter. She will be begging for mercy after about one minute.
Britt Ekland: Nancy is bragging for someone who has lost almost every fight. She wll find out quickly enough I am stronger than her. She won’t have any hair left when I am done ripping it out.

Jill St. John	Raquel Welch
29 years old	29 years old
5'6” 118 lbs BMI: 19.1	VITLAST5'5” 118 lbs BMI: 19.7WO
36C-22-35	37C-22½-35½
3rd 48pts 24-3-0	7th 42pts 21-6-0

This is my candidate for the sexiest over all eye candy fight. Jill has redhair even though the lighting makes it appear blondish. And Raquel has that luscious dark hair with a hint of red that many women would die  (dye) for. Jill has my vote for the sexiest and most beautiful redhead, has even more so than Ann-Margret. And we all know who Barbosa thinks is the sexiest woman who ever existed. Both women have a large chest, smaller than normal waist, and slim hips so they match up well. Should be a very close fight with lots of hairpulling, slapping, and fight for leg domination. Jill could move into a won/loss tied with Ann-Margret but behind on points or she could fall below Sybil Danning. Raquel could move ahead of Linda Evans or fall behind Joey Heatherton and Pam Grier.
Jill St. John: If people aren’t entertained by this fight then they don’t like seeing gorgeous women in hand to hand combat. I respect Raquel and her fighting abilities and I will make her respect me after I win this fight.
Raquel Welch: Jill has some nerve comparing her beauty and sexiness to me. I make her look like a boy. Maybe be should call this a mixed fight Also I don’t respect her as a fighter. She is way overrated and so soft it will be like sitting on a sponge cake. After I make her give up I am going to use my oar to paddle her ass until she bawls like a baby.

Dian Parkinson	Cathy Lee Crosby
25 years 25	AGETWO years old
5'7" 128 lbs BMI: 20.1	5'7½” 128 lbs BMI: 19.8
37D-23-37	35B-23-34
22nd 19pts 9-17-1	14th 28pts 14-13-0

This is a fight of two bigger blondes. Same height, same weight. Dian has the bigger chest and the fully hips. Can she make use of these or will Cathy target them? Dian could move ahead of Farrah Fawcett or fall behind Edy Williams. Cathy Lee could tie Martine Beswick for won/loss record or fall behind Diane McBain.
Dian Parkinson: Cathy Lee is already covered with sand and braless. Her whole body will be covered in sand when I am finished with her. I will stuff sand up her nose and mouth and in her ears, uterus, and asshole. This is going to be fun for me.
Cathy Lee Crosby: Dian is full of shit and will be full of sand also. She talks big for someone with a much worse record than me. We are the same size but I am faster, more athletic, and stronger. She will be braless and thongless in a few seconds. Then we shall see who has sand stuffed up where.

[Vassago]

My thoughts on this round: 

Senta Berger vs Linda Evans
This should be a pretty even fight to start the round. Linda jumps on Senta and wants to smother her quickly, but after back-and-forth rolling and slapping, Senta makes use of her superior leg strenght and scissors Linda's waist and wins by submission after the blonde is unable to withstand the pain anymore.

Adrienne Barbeau vs Pam Grier
Pam often intimidates her rivals before the fight but Adrienne has none of it and attacks Pam right from the get go much to Pam's surprise. Before Pam knows it, she lands flat on her back and Adrienne jumps on her chest to completely wear her out. Few more punches to the face make Pam dizzy and she quits in anger after coming second best to Adrienne's strenght.

Lindsay Wagner vs Sherry Jackson
No real strenght involved here as both women are firmly in the weak division of the field. After a rather half-hearted fight, Lindsay manages to pin Sherry and score a rare victory.

Barbara Bach vs Jaclyn Smith
Another fight between two rather weak women. Barbara manages to put some force behind her punches though and attacks Jaclyn's stomach. The brunette Angel tries to move away but trips over and Barbara finishes her off on the ground with more bellypunching. This could be the easiest win for the Bond Girl in the whole tournament thus far and Jaclyn should be really ashamed of losing in such a convincing manner to such a weak opponent. She could have at least make it competitive, but that's not gonna happen.

Cassandra Peterson vs Edy Williams
Despite leaving the Elvira wig out of this fight, Cassandra quickly makes sure her vicious image hasn't vanished as she pummels Edy's stomach and softens her up. She then grabs Edy's hair and yanks her down on her knees before more blows land on the blonde's face and make her whimper in pain. Cassandra then lays her rival flat on her back and jumps on her tits before placing Edy's head between her thighs. The fight is all but over by this stage, but Cassandra can't resist choking Edy with her own hair and the battered loser barely has enough strenght to cry out her submission. This is a good one-sided trashing with Cassandra smashing Edy out of her senses!

Nancy Kwan vs Britt Ekland
At this stage of the competition even weaker women like Britt have the knowledge of Nancy being a one-trick-pony. Her martial arts skills failed to bring her any success though beyond some real creampuffs like Goldie Hawn and she had even lost to Jaclyn Smith and Lindsay Wagner. Despite Britt also being on the weak side, she still has a superior edge in an old-fashioned hairpulling frenzy she promises to give to Nancy. Allthough the brunette would be able to pull some blonde chunks herself, Britt would absolutely rip Nancy's black hair like there's no tomorrow and at the end Nancy crumbles on her knees in tears as Britt has removed her hair to the last piece.

Jill St. John vs Raquel Welch
This will be a rough combat with Jill pummelling Raquel's flesh from the start. I don't think Raquel has the core strenght to cope with Jill's barrage of blows and Jill's win over Sybil Danning should be a good benchmark to enhance her chances. Raquel hasn't been tossed around like this since a long time, but Jill wants to underline her supremacy against the alleged sexiest redhead of the competition. She will succeed in doing that as Raquel gets knocked out badly.

Dian Parkinson vs Cathy Lee Crosby
Another rough fight in prospect with both women hating each other guts and wanting to pound the other one in a brutal submission. After an early hairpulling and face-slapping frenzy, both women go down in the sand and begin a long struggle for control. Dian manages to throw some sand in Cathy's mouth and when Cathy begins to choke on it, she finally gains the upper-hand and sits on her rival from behind. She then grinds Cathy's face in the sand until Cathy can't catch her breath anymore and is forced to submit. Dian would be feeling extremely good by this win and would grab Cathy's head once again and threaten to repeat the last move just too see how much Cathy is affected by this loss.

[Mindcastle]

Barbosa,
How could you write such a terrible story about my poor favorite Raquel? Raquel would eat this red-head for breakfast. I think that your judgement is being impaired with your fascination with Theron. I don't think that this situation with Jill St. John is over yet. If Jill takes Raquel home for some fun, I believe that it will be Raquel on top with Jill serenading the moon.

Seriously, though, I really enjoyed your pictorial - once again, you posted pictures of Raquel that I have never seen before.

[byline]

This poll has been running for some time so I had better get my comments in before it is too late. Once again voters and I don’t always see eye to eye. Next time I will try and write sooner and write more.
Senta Berger beaten by Linda Evans
Senta Berger has the greater leg strength. Linda Evans has the greater upper body strength. Stronger legs normally win but in this catfight I see Linda using her stronger arms to control Senta and squeezing her head with her powerful biceps.

Adrienne Barbeau beats Pam Grier
Adrienne Barbeau gets meaner and more nastier than I have even seen her. Pam Grier is used to being the aggressor and is taken aback by Adrienne’s attack. Adrienne wins the battle of the tits.

Lindsay Wagner beaten by Sherry Jackson
The normally sweet and meek Sherry Jackson emulates Adrienne Barbeau. Lindsay Wagner wants a fight closer to wrestling than catfighting. Sherry finally gets to drag someone around by the hair.

Barbara Bach beats Jaclyn Smith
Neither Charlie’s Angel fairs well. Jaclyn Smith is the weakest of the weak. Barbara Bach isn’t very strong but she has no problem overpowering Jaclyn.

Cassandra Peterson beaten by Edy Williams
The sexiest fight this round. Of course both are very sexy but I mean this is a sex fight. That is Cassandra’s preferred style of fighting. Edy is more than up to the task. She knows how to work her female wonders better than Cassandra does. Cassandra is left panting, begging for more sex.

Nancy Kwan beats Britt Ekland
Nancy Kwan has a lot of built up frustration. He takes it all out on a blonde Bond Girl in Britt Ekland. Britt is tossed around like a Barbie doll until she can take no more.

Jill St. John beaten by Raquel Welch
I agree with someone that this is the sexiest fight as far as the sexiness of the two fighters combined. A very long catfight takes place with both fighters getting the other one screaming in pain at times. Raquel jumps Jill and has her way with her for the first few minutes. Jill is slightly stronger than Raquel and is able to get Raquel down. The fight goes back and fore with both inflicting great pain. Raquel is more use to torture than Jill and has developed a greater pain threshold. This is her advantage and eventually Jill cannot take as much pain as Raquel and reluctantly gives up.

Dian Parkinson beats Cathy Lee Crosby
Cathy Lee Crosby thinks of herself as an athlete and stronger than most of the other women including Dian Parkinson. Dian says “bullshit”. She proves as strong as Cathy so Cathy’s strategy of overpowering her opponent doesn’t work. She loses confidence when her game plan fails. Dian becomes more confident and ends up pinning the cocky Cathy.

[Mindcastle]

Barbosa,

You voted against Raquel!!!! Where is your judgement? I am very disappointed with you. I will no longer give Charlize my 25 votes. Forget the Hague, I have an advanced recon team searching for you in Kabul at this very moment; better look over your shoulder, they are coming for you.  'Old Man', with your extensive knowledge, experience and personal association with some of these celebrities, how could you think that Jill St. John could ever beat Raquel Welch? I know most of your professional work was in Europe but you must have been acquainted with Jill or at least heard of her in your travels. Jill was an absolute diva in her day; she would never agree to get her hair messed up. 

Don't you recall the comments of Raquel's team mates when Raquel made Kansas City Bomber. She hung in there with the pros and they all respected her for it. She did not use stunt doubles in the most of the skating or fights scenes and the catfight scene with her teammate in the alley was only partially choreographed. She ended up with a lot of bruises and a broken wrist but she continued to skate with the wrist in a cast. Her teammates described Raquel as one tough customer and I tend to agree with them.

Jill had a nice body but she didn't know how to use it. I have no doubt that Jill would give Raquel a good tussle but, when it was over, one would see large clumps of red hair on the ground as Raquel held Jill in a school boy pin and bounced up and down on her big boobs.

By the way, Raquel is dying to get her hands on Senta and give her a taste of her own medicine. Senta's dirty fighting during the tournament match was totally inexcusable; the referee obviously turned a blind eye to the entire affair. Did you pay him off, Barbosa?  You know, Don Chaffey is casting another movie again. Raquel has already signed on; maybe Senta should audition for the part opposite Raquel? Who knows what could happen at one of the wild cast parties?

Calling all Raquel and Senta fans. Our gals are in trouble and need your vote. Help!

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Mindcastle,

I put a tracking device on barbosa without his knowledge. I also have a Predator spying on his whereabouts. He has left Afghanistan and crossed over into the Pakistani border. I think he is out looking for people to vote for Jill and Senta. Most likely he is headed for Indian which has the largest population of any democratic country.

Wouldn't surprised me if Linda Evans and Jill St. John get demoralized with all the fans cheering for Senta Berger and Raquel Welch. Jill has barbosa on her side so that helps. Wonder where the Jill and Linda fans are to help balance the cheering?

Concerning Raquel, I think barbosa's strategy is to make her jealous so she tries to use all her feminine wiles and her sexy body to woo him over to her side. Jill is a little pissed at him also for saying she isn't the most beautiful woman, let alone redhead, around. The more he opens his mouth the more women he gets angry with him. And that includes Jayne Mansfield who is absolutely furious with him on the one hand and grateful on the other hand. Furious because of him calling her a cram puff. And grateful to him for calling her a cream puff which has spurred her on in t he darkest of times when she is being hurt and tortured.  In a strong desire to prove him wrong she has come back and demolished her torturer many times. I must say Jayne has used barbosa's comments to much more advantage than Raquel has. Wonder who barbosa would pick if Raquel were to fight Jayne? 

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Bunduki,

You should be careful as barbosa has at least two passports, one for the Pakistani stamp and one for the Indian stamp. It isn't wise to have either country know you have been in the other least you end up incarcerated as a spy. Of course with his 100 IDs this wouldn't be hard for him to do. I am surprised he actually used his own name for the passport check point. Seems foolish of him and I have not known him to be that foolish.

I also heard that Sara Walker (aka Yvonne Strahovski, aka Yvonne Strahotski)), the giant blonde She-Male, had crossed into Indian right behind the person reported to be Laura Croft (aka Angelina Jolie). Don't be surprised if a report of a vicious fight takes place between Sarah and Laura as Laura tires to protect barbosa from the deadly, killer spy, Sarah. She has it in for barbosa.

Don't worry, the predator is watching them and recording everything. For security reasons pictures will most likely not be revealed but a recount of the fight might be provided.

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P.S. You might be pleased to hear that Angelina is well rested and has put on several pounds, quite a bit of it muscle. She now has 10 pounds on Yvonne. If the fight takes place it should be a very close fight.

[Glamour Fights]

Bunduki,
Have you considered that Angelina not only has Charlize around as a play toy but also to help her against Yvonne? Wouldn't surprise me at all if they sandwich Yvonne between them and fuck the hell out of her. That is after they beat her up.

Breaking news! Yvonne just sent me a text message that she will take care of Angelina and Charlize at the same time. She isn't afraid of them and think it is cowardly they would gang up on her. Yvonne hates cowards. She is refreshed after her gruesome battle in Thailand. Asked me if I had a cobra handy to use against these two snakes-in-the-grass

Looking at the mobile phone transmission and have concluded it isn't barbosa's phone that is making the polls active. Am getting a fix on the phone  now and will use the Pedator to take it  out.

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GF,

Be very careful. It would appear that the communications system has been compromised by KGB agent or Sarah Walker. Someone is posing as Barbosa! The message does not sound like him. The person writes as if he is Russian. More proof! The person did not mention the blonde Goddess once. This person is a fake for sure! Be careful. At the moment, the blonde Goddess has a black beard as she pays homage to the Alpha Queen.

Has your surveillance developed any more information regarding the intruders?  Do not trust any communications from 'Barbosa' unless he provides the appropriate code word

Bunduki,
I am confused. Which is the blonde goddess? I agree, Barbosa needs to give the correct response to "Knock, Knock..."

No more information. My tracking device was found on a canine. Barbosa has slipped our surveillance once again. I would suggest following Angelina and Charlize as he follows them around like a puppy dog with its tongue hanging out.

Do you know who this Kimval is? Sounds like a code name to me. Maybe another name for Frost, do you think?

Over and out,
GF

[Vassago]

I want some of this stuff you're on guys!!!  Either this or someone has had Raquel's cavegirl poster too long on his wall by the looks of things 

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I want some of this stuff you're on guys!!!  Either this or someone has had Raquel's cavegirl poster too long on his wall by the looks of things 

Vasago,
I drink the nectar of the gods!                 

GF

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Thanks again for all the comments. I think two fights set the record for comments from so-called experts.  Mindcastle and Bunduki caused a stir when their favorites were losing near the end of their fights. They called upon supporters to support their favorites even asking for ballot stuffing, at least by Bunduki. Barbosa was being tracked as you wound his way through south east Asia and was considered to be the source of a sudden flurry of support for Senta Berger and Raquel Welch in spite of his protesting he wanted Jill St. John to win. These reports were proved false about Barbosa. A backlash by fans of Jill and Linda Evans filled the venues to counter the large crowd of Senta and Raquel fans who had forced their way into the venues. The two fights were then allowed to continue with the women determined the final outcome.

I note that in this set the pundits were equally decided in six of the eight fights. I have the suspicion that byline was have some fun with us when he cast has late minute predictions to make the predictions equal. Even the Senta Berger vs Linda Evans prediction was even until Bunduki cast his lot with Senta.

Senta Berger vs 45 Linda Evans 49{Pundits 3-2}: Senta came out loaded for bear. She jumped all over Linda and had her on the ropes. Linda was able to get in a couple of lucky punches and stun Senta to slow her down. After that it was a back and forth fight for most of the fight. Then Linda started to show her superiority and was slowly wearing Senta down on the way to putting her away. That is when pro-Senta fans crowded in and caused a disturbance. Somehow Linda “fell” off of Senta although there was a suspicion that some Senta fans interfered. Maybe that’s why Linda got punched in the gut while her arms were strangely trapped behind her. Linda extracted her arms, perhaps with some interference from her fans. Once again on an equal footing Linda proved they weren’t equal fighters. Senta seemed to have less stamina and Linda got the final knockout punch. Realistic man and byline were the two that correctly predicted Linda Evans as the winner.  This ended up the 3rd closest fight this round.

Adrienne Barbeau 50 vs Pam Grier 41{Pundits 2-2}: I would have thought this was an upset except the experts called it a draw. While I may have suspicions of why byline picked Adrienne (forgive me if I am wrong), the noted expert Vasago made the first pick and went for Adrienne. Adrienne proved them both right much to Pam’s dismay. Pam forgot to put the double edged razors in her Afro. This allowed Adrienne to get a good grip on Pam’s thick hair and hold her in tight to win a breast to breast fight.
 
Lindsay Wagner 48 vs Sherry Jackson 38 {Pundits 2-2}: This fight was quite even and it even appeared that Sherry might get the upper hand. Then Lindsay heard that barbosa had said she irritated him and he went for Sherry even though Lindsay was probably stronger. That was enough to make Lindsay mad and she tore into Sherry in the nastiest fighting she has done so far. You would think it was barbosa she was tearing into. Funny how barbosa can inspired so many women to excel with his negative comments.

Barbara Bach 52 vs Jaclyn Smith 37 {Pundits 2-2}: The experts conceded that this was a fight between two of the weaker women. Both women fueled that fire by referring to the other as a softie. Perhaps to prove the experts wrong and their foe dead wrong, these two went at it with a ferocity and intensity not seem from them before. Barbara proved herself stronger. Once she got ahold of Jaclyn’s hair she whipped her to the ground where she mounted her and rode her for the win.

Cassandra Peterson 60 vs Edy Williams 30 {Pundits 3-1}: Only byline thought that Edy could take this fight. The fight was never a contest. Indeed, Cassandra did as promised and used Edy’s long, blonde hair to choke her. From that point on Cassandra made Edy her sex slave. If she hadn’t been satisfying her sex drive so much she might have given Edy the worst beat down. As it was she only gave her the 4th worst beating.

Nancy Kwan 36 vs Britt Ekland 50{Pundits 2-2}: The blondes claimed victory in this blonde vs brunette  catfight. Nancy believed she could use her judo and karate skills to dismantle Britt and beat her up. So what happened as surely Britt doesn’t seem to have the skills to thwart such an attack. What happened was Nancy’s hair. Britt has long, blonde hair just below her shoulders. Nancy has very long, brunette hair almost down to her waist. As she twilled from one of her kicks her hair flew out. Britt timed it just right and caught ahold of Nancy’s hair from behind. She jerked her backward off her feet. Never letting go of the hair, Britt was able to keep Nancy off guard and open to Britt’s scissors. Nancy’s 22 inch waist was squeezed so hard Nancy had to submit.

Jill St. John 47 vs Raquel Welch 44 {Pundits 3-3}: This was the wildest fight of the round. Raquel Welch came strutting out like she is the sexiest woman who has even existed and no one, especially Jill St. John, is not worth of being in the same room as her. Jill was first buoyed up by having me call her the most beautiful redhead. Then she got angry at the treatment by her of Raquel and by barbosa saying Senta Berger was a lot more beautiful. Geez, even when he picks them to win barbosa has a way of making women angry at him. Perhaps he should take a course in the social graces. Just like the Senta vs Linda fight, this fight started with Raquel coming out super aggressive. She also jumped all over Jill. In fact she was giving Jill a worse beating than Senta was Linda. Raquel not only pounded Jill physically but was trash talking her even worse, telling her how worthless she was and had the sex appeal of an ugly boy. Jill was fuming but had to take the punishment, curling up in a ball to protect herself. Raquel got braver and braver in her attack. Jill is one of the smartest women in this tournament. She knew Raquel was so full of herself that she would get careless. That is exactly what happened. Jill nailed her in the crotch as Raquel spread her legs wide to drop on her. From there it was two quick kicks up to Raquel’s boobs as Raquel bend down over her. Jill kept up a relentless attack on the stunned Raquel.  She was on Raquel’s back forcing a submission with a chinlock. Suddenly a hand appeared from nowhere and jerked Jill off of Raquel. Jill was pulled down on her stomach and Raquel got on her back to inflict a fight winning chinlock. Except she leaned too far forward and Jill bucked her off her. As Raquel spun around her Jill cocked her arm and hit Raquel with a powerful upper cut that put Raquel on her back. Raquel had been KOed. This turned out to be the 2nd closest fight this round.

Dian Parkinson 51 vs Cathy Lee Crosby 39 {Pundits 2-2}: Dian and Cathy Lee are of similar size but most experts give the physical edge to Cathy Lee as being stronger and certainly more athletic. Cathy Lee’s record was even better than Dian’s so she went into this fight quite confident. The early exchanges proved the experts correct and Cathy Lee was in control. But then the fight turned into a  contest as to who would cover the other with more sand, just as both fighters had stated they would do. Cathy Lee was busy stuffing sand in Dian’s thong and down her bikini top. Dian didn’t worry about such nonsense even though the gritty sand hurt. She picked up a handful and threw it in Cathy Lee’s eyes. Cathy Lee was blinded as Dian then pounded her in the belly, tits and finally with a right hook that sent Cathy Lee down. Straddling the still blinded Cathy Lee, Dian stuffed sand in her mouth to get the easy win.