With both London and Sara oiled and ready, I call them both into the center of the oil pit. They're about 12 inches away from each other and engaging in a stare down. I adress the crowd. "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to today's oil wrestling title match between the Challenger and Former Champion London River." The crowd begins to cheer and London waves to the crowd. I wait for the cheers to die down and say "And her opponent is the current oil wrestling title holder, Sara Johnson." The crowd cheers for Sara. It seems that she has more supporters in the room than does London. Crowd encouragement can sometimes make a difference in a match.
"Ladies, we've gone over the instructions in the changing rooms. The match will be decided by one submission or one 10-count pin fall. Remember, in case of a foul, I will inject myself into the match until the wrestler who was fouled gains an advantage. Hopefully, that will not be necessary. Do either of you have any questions?" Both women shake their head no.
In that case ladies, may the best woman win, and WRESTLE!