***********************INTRO TO THE FIRST WEEK FIGHTS********************
Deputy Tournament Commissioner Stephanie McMahon was introduced to tepid response and grabbed a mic.
"Welcome to the first night of the 2025 Celebrity Fight Tournament." Cries of
"Get on with it!" "Outta the ring wanker!" and
"Where's da eff'n goils?" were quickly drowned out by increasingly loud chants.
"T & A!" "T & A" "T & A!" "T & A" Finally she gave up, raised her hands in a gesture of surrender and though the chanting didn't end it lessened somewhat.
"Here's the Commissioner of the 2025 Celebrity Fight Tournament, Charlize Theron." McMahon ducked out thru the ropes as Charlize climbed in on the opposite side to groans and grumbling from the crowd.
The chanting resumed.
"T & A!" "T & A" "T & A!" "T & A" Theron shook her head and held the mic to her lips and started to speak. This quieted the crowd enough for her to be heard over the PA system. Looking down at her own chest, she smiled,
"Well, I can see I don't have what you want, so let me introduce the women you ARE here to see."INTRODUCTION OF FIGHTERS & DRAWING FOR TYPE OF FIGHTS
"Here are the members of Team #1..." Team #1's women came out of the locker room to wild applause and, since everyone knew who they were, Theron reading their names was drowned out by more chants...
"T & A!" "T & A" "T & A!" "T & A" ...that didn't matter at that point.
Millie Bobby Brown, Kate Upton and Alexandra Daddario bounced and jiggled to the ring in 'minimal coverage' micro bikinis as required by the promoters. Theron's lips were moving but nobody heard her reading the names of Team #4 who followed them to the ring.
Sydney Sweeney, Deva Cassell and Vanessa Hudgens sprinted out from the back, each turning to face their future opponent without any hesitation.
Once all six women were lined up facing each other with Theron and the Head of Media Relations Catherine Zeta Jones between them, the crowd slowly settled down so they could hear what would happen. "The pair of fighters for each contest as decided between them which one will call the coin flip to determine who will draw the envelope for the type of fight they will have.
Three women stepped forward,
Sydney Sweeney and Vanessa Hudgens from Tm #4 and
Kate Upton from Tm #1 had won the right to draw the 'fight card' for their bout. Upton, standing between 5'3" Sweeney and 5'1" Hudgens, towered over the smaller fighters, paid particular attention to Sweeney's bulging bosom. Kate leered at her teammates and winked at Daddario who would be facing the smaller Hudgens.
Sweeney stepped up and reached into a bowl of envelopes CZJ was holding, pulled one out and gave it to Theron who ripped it open, read the 3x5 card.
"The first bout will be a 'no rules titfight to either a submission or knockout." An excited murmur ran throught the crowd.
Upton quickly plucked an envelope from Zeta Jones and turned to Theron, leaning in to bump the commissioner's "modest" breasts with her own hulking rack as she tucked her envelope in Charlize's bra. Theron's face was flushed as she fumbled with the envelope to withdraw the card, then she grinned.
"Upton has selected 'mud wrestling' something she apparently enjoys since she's known for 'getting down and dirty' on occasion." Upton glowered at the commissioner before she returned to her place in line.
Vanessa Hudgens stepped up to take her turn. She handed Theron her envelope and heard her reveal,
"Hudgens has drawn 'first orgasm sexfight'." All six women stepped forward to face her opponent. After they shook hands, the two teams turned in opposite directions and returned to their locker rooms as Theron prepared to introduce the six women who would compete in the second matches on the cards.
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This time there was more interest from the spectators less familiar with the competitors than they had been for the first six women.
Team #2 was introduced first and strode out in their micro bikinis, showing far less skin than Team #1 had but only because they had less of it to show.
5'1" Dafne Keen's 34C bosom came as a surprise to many, looking even more impressive compared to
Jessica Henwick (32B) and 5'3" Jeeja Yanin (30B). Team #3 was introduced next.
Jenny Ortega (4'10", 32B) led Zendaya (5'10", 32B) and Jessica Alba (5'7" 34D) all had firm toned and trim figures and their appearance was a stark contrast to the lush expanse of Kate Upton's zoftig figure that had previously graced the ring.
Dafne Keen (Tm #2), Zendaya and Alba (Tm #3) won their coin tosses and lined up with their soon-to-be opponent to draw the envelopes to reveal their fight. Keen drew (sexfight to submission or knockout) which drew an
'Ooooooooooohhhhh from the excited crowd.
Zendaya covered the distance between her and Catherine Zeta Jones in two long strides and plunged her hand into the bowl, pulled out an envelope and flipped it like a frisbee toward Theron. The actress caught it, ripped the end off in her teeth, spit the paper at Zendaya.
"Zendaya will face Jessica Henwick in a boxing ring. Good luck ladies!" she added with a knowing grin.
Jessica Alba was the final contestant and snatched her envelope like someone with someplace important to be and couldn't be bothered. Charlize pulled the flap and shook out the card.
"Ms Alba will face Jeeja Yanin in a catfight. The participants and their managers will decide later tonight on the venue. An announcement will be made then and tickets will go on sale immediately once the venue is set." * * * * FIGHTS POSTED BELOW AS WRITTEN * * * * *