Lynda Carter v Catherine Bach
Summer of 1979. Frank and his friends loved to have a party…Frank who? Even back in the late 70’s there was only one man it could be…Sinatra, Ol Blue Eyes.
Poolside drinks were flowing; bikini clad women were everywhere. Frank was entertaining his friends at his table, a glass of his favorite liquor, Jack Daniels, in his hand. “We haven't seen a good fight in a while, Frank.” Tommy said. He was right. Oh, he wasn't talking about a big boxing event, he was taking about a catfight. Frank looked around the pool at the dames (his words) walking around, some of them looked like they could be good fighters. But really, they liked celebrity catfights. It was a secret passion for Frank. You could pay any 2 broads (again his words) enough money to fight but famous actresses to fight…now that was a rush! Bo Derek v Farah Fawcett was a great fight! Charlie's Angel’s star Jaclyn Smith v Three’s Company star Suzanne Somers was amazing! That’s when Lydia Carter came to mind. Frank has made a few offers to Wonder Woman to fight. She seemed interested but only wanted the right opponent, then he remembered that new sexy star on that show, The Dukes of Hazzard, Catherine Bach. That would be a good fight! Frank called for a phone.
It took a while to set the fight up but both women were up for it. Lynda wanted to stay on top of the fame and Catherine was hungry for fame! The fight would take place on grass at the mansion of a friend of Frank's. Both women would be in bikinis with the rule of more money if you stripped your opponent of her bikini. Slaps only (as much as both fighters wanted to punch, they both knew they couldn't risk to much damage to their faces and bodies), hair pulling and breast attacks (digging in of nails, twisting and slaps).
It was a warm and not to hot a summer day when Frank and his friends got together for an afternoon catfight. Catherine had shown up early, had a few glasses of champagne to calm her nerves. Lynda showed up in a stretch limousine showing her high Hollywood status. Both were shown where to change into their fight bikinis. At the right time the Hollywood stars were to go to the grassy area where they were to fight. Catherine wore a red bikini, just like the one she wears in The Dukes of Hazzard opening, she was 26 years old, 5’8 145 pounds with a 36C bust. Her long chestnut hair tied back in a ponytail. She was stunning. The double French doors leading to the grassy backyard flew open and out strutted Lynda Carter! 29 years old, 5’9, 125 pounds. She wore a tiny bikini that mimicked her Wonder Woman costume, like Catherine her jet black hair was tied up in a ponytail. Her 34C chest was barely held in by her bikini top. Lynda was truly a sight to behold, even Frank's jaw dropped as Lynda strutted her way to the fight area.
“Let’s give these people a show they will never forget, Catherine!” Lynda said to her foe. “Good luck.” Catherine replied extending a hand. Lynda shook it. Both women took a few steps back looked the other in the eyes and knew the fight was now on! The Hollywood stars charged each other slaps flying! Slaps to heads, faces and arms mostly, Catherine got a very good slap to Lynda's left boob, this made the Wonder Woman star cry out in pain but also made Lynda redouble her efforts against the Dukes star! Lynda threw a perfect left right slap combo the stunned Catherine and followed it up with a kick to Catherine's belly! Now it was the Dukes star that cried out in pain. Lynda closed the distance so that the two fighters were tit to tit. Lynda then judo threw Catherine to the grass and leapt on top of her! Catherine not hurt by this put up a good struggle and both women wrestled on the grass for the best position. Slaps were thrown while the wrestling fight went on along with grunts and groans and the occasional “Bitch!”. It was Catherine that made the first move to pull hair yanking on Lynda’s locks with all she had. Lynda's hair on fire and Catherine pulled with both hands. Lynda was now belly first in the grass with Catherine on Lynda's side hands in hair. Catherine slammed two knees into Lynda's side ribs from this position causing two loud grunts from Lynda but this was not Lynda's first catfight and she knew ways out of this situation.
Lynda spun on to her back which put more pain on her hair that Catherine was pulling on but this would be worth it if her plan worked. Catherine's upper body was now exposed so Lynda kicked as hard as she could multiple times into Catherine's belly and boobs! One of the last kick pushed Catherine's left boob out of the bikini top that was barely keeping it in place. Lynda's last kick not only made Catherine let go of Carter's hair but also sent Catherine flying across the lawn and onto her sexy ass! Frank and his friends applauded the two hellcats for the fight so far. Lynda got to her feet, so did Catherine. Both women tried to fix their messed up hair, putting their hair back into a ponytail as best they could. Both women breathing a little heavier.
“A great start lady,” Frank said. “But we need more nudity than Catherine's tit just popping out of her bikini top. An extra grand for the first fighter that strips a piece of clothing off her opponent!” With that Lynda and Catherine charged each other hand outstretched reaching for the others boobs and bikini top. Catherine got hold of Lynda first. Grabbing her sweet breasts like a lover, but then not like a lover Catherine squeezed, pulled and twisted those Wonderful boobs! “Oww! Oww! Oww!” Lynda cried out, she finally reached Catherine's boobs. Lynda pulled and twisted Catherine's! Catherine was in pain but she gritted her teeth but didn't show it. Catherine let go of Lynda's left boob with her right hand and…SLAP! SLAP! Two good slaps to Lynda's cheek! Lynda's hands let go of Catherine's boobs and up to her face for defense. Catherine with one hand still on Lynda's boob and bikini top pulled hard, Lynda’s top came with it earning her the extra thousand dollars. Now topless Lynda was fuming! “Aaarrrggghhhh!” Lynda jumped at Catherine slaps flying this backed Catherine up a few steps but then Catherine stood her ground! Slap for slap went on for a few minutes each fighter taking some damage, Lynda busted open Catherine's lower lip causing it to bleed. The two fighters stood toe to toe, Lynda's bare breasts to Catherine's bikini clad breasts. Then Lynda brought a knee up into Catherine's sexy belly then again. This doubled the Dukes star over with an “Ooommpppfff!” Lynda then grabbed hold of Catherine's bikini top and pulled it off. “Tit for tat, bitch!” Lynda said and threw Catherine's bikini top so that it landed in Frank's lap. Two slaps to Catherine's back stung the younger star. Lynda then went for Catherine's bikini bottoms trying for a wedgie. Lynda yanked hard! “Shit! Fucking bitch!” Catherine screamed as her bottoms were pulled up through her cracks. Catherine's bikini bottoms held which was good and bad for her. Good, they didn't rip showing her pussy off to everyone. Bad, they didn't rip continuing her pain. Lynda decided to change tactics, letting go of Catherine's bottoms and with the Dukes star still bent over she grabbed Catherine's hair and spun her around in circles on the lawn till the younger star tripped and fell to the ground dizzy. Catherine tumbled over the grass making her a bit dizzy, the spectators cheered. “Time to have some fun!” Lynda yelled jumping on Catherine. A wrestling match began. Lynda on top of Catherine. Catherine on top of Lynda. Slaps to anywhere each fighter could hit on their opponent, when they couldn’t slap, they pulled hair. Catherine was putting up a great wrestling fight but Lynda was stronger and had a better ground game. The Wonder Woman star was beginning to dominate the Dukes star. Lynda slapped on a headlock on Catherine her bare back meshed with Catherine's bare tits. Occasionally Lynda would let go of one of her arms to slap Catherine's face. Catherine was desperate to get out of this hold! Catherine tried to roll left, that didn't work, she tried to roll right, that didn't work. Lynda rearranged her headlock so that she was also suffocating Catherine now in her breasts. Catherine tried to reach up for Lynda's hair but Lynda rearranged herself so Catherine couldn't. Catherine was in pain and every time Lynda let go a bit to slap her face it began to sting. Tears started to well up in Catherine's eyes, she tried to fight them back but she was hurting and losing this fight! Desperate Catherine grabbed hold of Lynda's tiny bikini bottoms and yanked up! Lynda's bottoms came up her pussy and ass crack! Catherine yanked harder. “Fucking bitch!” Lynda yelled in pain as the fabric cut through her privates. Lynda squirmed on the grass finally letting go of the headlock just as Lynda's bikini bottoms ripped in Catherine's hands. Lynda rolled away now totally nude, her pussy and trimmed bush for all to see. This brought and loud cheer from the audience. Catherine was hurting and rolled away from Lynda also.
“This is even better than Jacklyn and Suzanne!” Tommy said to Frank. Frank agreed. Both fighters still on the grass, Lynda nude, Catherine topless, both breathing heavy. Both warriors slowly got to their feet. Cautiously they closed the gap between them. Hands out like wrestlers. Each has suffered pain from the other. Each knew the other was still dangerous even in this weakened state. Lynda struck first with slaps to Catherine's head but Catherine ducked and tackled Lynda at her waist making the Wonder Woman star crash to the grassy ground knocking the air out of her. Catherine on top of Lynda grabbed Lynda's tit squeezing and twisting them! Lynda's screamed loud and went after Catherine's tits also. Frank loved a good tit fight. Lynda also squeezed and twisted Catherine's tits but it didn't seem to hurts Catherine as much as Catherine was hurting Lynda. Lynda was now losing this fight and THAT COULD NOT HAPPEN! Lynda had to figure out a better game plan. Lynda reached for the front of Catherine's bikini bottoms again. Lynda yanked up hard! Up through Catherine's ass, up through Catherine's pussy causing the younger starlet to gasp and let out a Yelp! After being pulled and yanked hard twice Catherine's bikini bottoms finally gave and ripped in Lynda's hands.
Catherine rolled away from Lynda holding her 70’s style hairy pussy. Her one flawless eye makeup was now streaked, her hair a total mess, scratches on her tits and fabric burns in her privates. That being said in a strange way she was having the time of her life. Pushing herself to her physical limits! Lynda breathing heavy her tits scratched up and in pain. This was not Lynda's first catfight and it wouldn't be her last but this other brunette was giving her the best catfight of her life!
Both fighters struggled to get to their feet. Both fighters were tired, bloody and very hurt. Any normal fighter would have quit by now. Not these two! Hollywood pride was on the line. So, with that they charged each other with all they had! Lynda and Catherine crashed into each other, their tits smooshed together, one hand in the others hair and slapping each other with the other hand! They stumbled around each cursing and cursing their foe! The two starlets tumbled to the grass rolling around still trying to pull hair or slap. Lynda was on top; Catherine was on top!
Catherine at one point had her legs spread while trying to fight Lynda, Lynda saw an opportunity. With her right hand Lynda reached back and slapped Catherine's pussy so hard it sounded like a crack of lightning! Catherine's scream sounded like thunder! Catherine's hands reached for her stinging pussy leaving her open for Lynda's attacks. Lynda wrestled Catherine to her back, Catherine's hands still at her pussy. Lynda climbed on top of Catherine, right hand grabbed Catherine's tit, the left began slapping the Dukes stars face. Catherine was in trouble! Her hand left her wounded pussy to try to attack Lynda but the Wonder Woman star managed to pin Catherine's arms at her side and under Lynda's legs. Catherine was helpless. Oh, Catherine tried to free herself but Lynda had her. Catherine began to sob under Lynda as Lynda continued her assault on Catherine.
“I give!” Catherine sobbed when she couldn't take any more punishment. Frank and his friends began to clap at the amazing fight they just saw. “Save your applause guys, this fight isn't over yet.” Lynda said.
“But I give!” Catherine said. Lynda moved up on Catherine's body so that she was sitting on Catherine's face. “This fight is over after you eat my pussy!” Lynda said. Catharine tried to protest but Lynda pulled on Catherine's hair so her moth was into Lynda's pussy. Catherine did as she was told for the next 5 minutes till Lynda had her second orgasm. “Damn you eat pussy good girl!” Lynda said getting off Catherine. Lynda extended her hand to Catherine and helped her up. “Now you may applaud.” Lynda said she hugged Catherine who hugged her back. “Great fight.” Lynda whispered to Catherine. “Thank you, but you really kicked my ass.” Catherine whispered back.
Lynda got the winner’s prize money and Catherine the losers but both made good money form the fight. A month later Lynda found out Wonder Woman was cancelled and Catherine became big star when The Dukes of Hazzard show really took off in the ratings (some say it was Catherine's sexiness that did it).
Sometime in December Lynda fought Farah Fawcett and lost to the Charlie's Angels star (some say it was over Farah's husband Lee Majors). Catherine loved when Dukes wrapped up every season. She would phone Frank (she was now on a first name bases with The Chairman of the Board, some say more than friends sometimes) and ask for him to set her up in a fight. She fought Goldie Hawn and Carrie Fisher. Boxed 5 rounds in a loss to Jamie Lee Curtis.
May 1998 both Lynda Carter and Catherine Bach attended Frank Sinatra's funeral. They discussed having a rematch. Nobody except Lynda and Catherine know if this actually happened and if so the outcome.
The End.
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