[BustyMissMelons]

Can any guys who love catfighting and who have watched a lot give any tips on how to win one? Like IRL? Top 5 tips and successful strategies?

My neighbor is PISSING me off!!

[sinclairfan]

Can any guys who love catfighting and who have watched a lot give any tips on how to win one? Like IRL? Top 5 tips and successful strategies?

My neighbor is PISSING me off!!

<1> Have better cardio than your rival.
<2> Pull her head down so that her chin touches her collarbone and it's hard[er] for her to breathe.
<3> Never show her your back, no matter what.
<4> Don't let her up until she clearly gives.
<5> Use all four limbs to play offense or defense.  Use your legs.

[caryn1]

Sounds like great idea

[Drake]

It's hard to know how to advise you with no knowledge of your neighbor, or how she is built.

Is she a big butch bull dike, or more feminine like you?

You have a very nice body, but you don't look all that tough and your big boobs will most certainly be a target.

 

[suffolkwrestling]

I agree with Drake that it is very hard to give useful advice without knowing your stats (height, weight etc.) and you potential opponent's.  Also have you had any involvement in formal fighting such as BJJ etc., and have you ever been in a fight. Same information is needed about your opponent.  If she has a belt in martial arts and you never were in a fight, the only advice I would give is put up a high privacy fence around your property so you don't have to look at her. That being said, if you are both equally sized (height, weight etc.) and have an equal amount of fight knowledge, then search online for fight videos from ECNWC, UK's Cats Review, and DWW.  There should be plenty of them as all of those companies are out if business.  Stay away from  California Wildcats, JM Rolen, and more recent producers because most of their stuff is staged with choreographed fighting. Some of their stuff is very well done but is all laid out before hand.  Many times you can see that punching, and tlts squeezing etc. are all phony like Hollywood movie fight sceens.  If you do fight let us know how it went down.

[TheRef]

I've seen a lot of spontaneous female fights and the truth is that most of them were won by the one who was more aggressive and violent right from the start. They  overwhelmed their opponent with violence.

If it's a "real fight" and you either can't or don't want to avoid it then the ONLY rule is to win. Don't wait for her to hit you. Get as violent as possible as quickly as possible and don't let up until she can't fight back or you lose. Don't be too shy to punch her in the throat or kick her in the crotch or anything else you think might stop her. The ONLY goal is to put her down before she does the same to you.

But what if both really want to fight? Then it gets ugly and bloody but that isn't the norm. Most of the time both say they want to fight but the first one to get rocked hard decides she doesn't really want it that bad and gets overwhelmed quickly. Thus the importance of striking first and hard.

[Horny-Jew]

 BustyMissMelons - You are sexy as hell. Please don't get into a real fight with your neighbor. I would not want you to get hurt.

[Commentator Bob!]

Well, I'm assuming that you are lacking much IRL experience, but like Drake said, it's hard to offer any tips without more information about you and your opponent.

All there is to go on is your picture and that you're 5' 9" tall. You have a very sexy, thin build, so you're probably not much more than 100 pounds... plus ten pounds for the large breasts.

If your neighbor is 5' 2" and 95 pounds, your chances are pretty good of having at least an even outcome.

If your neighbor is a construction worker who is 5' 8" and 200 pounds, there probably aren't many "tips" that are going to help you win a fight against her.

I'm also assuming that there will be no "referee" present to declare a winner or prevent anybody from being beaten to a bloody pulp. So, the downside to that is that if she "wins" the fight, there's nothing to prevent her from sitting on you and beating you for as long as she pleases. That's not to mention a long list of other very nasty things she could do to you.... Like, really nasty things...

Just keep in mind that women love to humiliate their opponents after they've defeated them...

[tommyfighter]

I agree with what has already been said.
Strike first.
Skip the hair pulling, go for punches.
Be careful hitting the head,  it is possible to break your hand.
Body punches both to abs and tits can go a long ways to winning.
If it happens, win or lose, please update us on the results.

[Pedromalone]

If this isn't a spur of the moment type of thing where you are jumping the fence and tackling her and more of an arranged contest, then I'd say the first thing would probably be done is to establish rules if you can that is.

I do think that the people that are asking about your opponent's stats on here do have a bit of a point in that it may make a difference in what you might consider aiming for.

If your opponent shows that she has muscular stomach/six pack abs then it may a bit harder to knock the wind out of her with a well-placed gut shot.
Who has the reach advantage here?   So, make sure that you get a good look at your opponent in order to get an idea of what may or may not work.

Also be asking yourself what I am looking to do.
Win Quick and easy/Dominate then go for moves that will knock her down or make her submit
Humiliate her then maybe go for using some dirty tactics.
Have a bit of fun then maybe strip her or use some sexy moves.

Yet do remember what you do to her she will probably do the same to you.

[Shanna86]

Yo. All these nice gentlemen on here trying to help but that skinny little bitch, she to stuck up to reply with some questions they got.

If she was my neighbor, I would of already done whooped the shit out her ass, then spend the rest of the afternoon sitting on her face while I play them two melons like a set of bongo drums.

Then you can give her some tips on how to squirm around while her face stuck deep up my ass! LOL!!

[Horny-Jew]

I'd love to see Shanna86 and BustyMissMelons in a catfight, ripping each other's shirt/blouse off (no bra). It would get me sexually aroused.
(But, Shanna86 - please don't hurt her)

[Julie34DD]

In my personal opinion 90% of the time (and granted I’m no seasoned veteran) it comes down to stamina….
Can your endurance and cardio outlast hers?
The other 10% is split between luck and sheer will…
By luck I mean not getting caught in a bad position (especially if she’s bigger…
By sheer will I mean how much pain are YOU personally willing to endure until she gasses out or can’t take anymore of the pain you’re causing her

[Shanna86]

I'd love to see Shanna86 and BustyMissMelons in a catfight, ripping each other's shirt/blouse off (no bra). It would get me sexually aroused.
(But, Shanna86 - please don't hurt her)

Yo! Horny Ass Jew! LOL!

Now I know you gots a good intention, but when I go to whooping up on some stuck up skinny little bitch, I is gonna put the hurt on her ass! Yo, them clothes is coming off her fast. Then she gonna get humble pretty damn quick when I start up to twisting her ass up like a pretzel!

Then I be sitting on her face and take a nice long ass ride. She aint going no wheres til my ass is satisfied and that might be a good long while.

Now I aint gonna break no bones but she gonna be feeling that pain for a spell.

If you wanna come scrape her naked ass up off the ground and take her broken ass home when I done, you might ought to bring you a wheelchair. LOL!!

[Drake]

In my personal opinion 90% of the time (and granted I’m no seasoned veteran) it comes down to stamina….
Can your endurance and cardio outlast hers?
The other 10% is split between luck and sheer will…
By luck I mean not getting caught in a bad position (especially if she’s bigger…
By sheer will I mean how much pain are YOU personally willing to endure until she gasses out or can’t take anymore of the pain you’re causing her

Yeah... I'm going to have to respectfully disagree with your thesis.

Just because you go to the gym three times a week to walk on the treadmill and take a good brisk walk at your local hike and bike trail every Saturday, which is great for your cardio and stamina, that's not the same thing as training for a fight.

Most women don't have a lot of upper body strength unless they've been lifting weights for quite a while. A woman with reasonably good upper body strength is going to have a HUGE advantage over a woman that doesn't in any type of fight.

Size is also a huge factor. Many on this site will disagree with that, but the reality is that someone who is twice your size can use that size difference to their advantage. This is why, in professional sports such as boxing, they have weight classes that must be strictly adhered to. One ounce over or under, and you're in a different weight class. These rules exist for a legitimate reason. Being larger gives you a distinct advantage in a fight. Even civil and criminal courts take this into consideration when litigating acts of physical violence.

As far as "luck and will" are concerned, that is the Hollywood formula for a fictional fight wherein the underdog beats the crap out of the "bad guy" out of shear will regardless of the "good guy's" obvious physical disadvantages. People seem to like watching this, but it has no basis in reality. That's Hollywood, baby! There are many on this site that will disagree with me on that too, but reality is reality. Being the "good guy" with a strong will gives you no advantage whatsoever in a real fight.

Cheers, Drake