[Vassago]

KATE CAPSHAW (Age: 36; 5'7" / 11th 6-3) vs ROSANNA ARQUETTE (Age: 30; 5'4.5" / 31st 0-9)
In the previous round Kate Capshaw had little trouble with Jerry Hall whereas Rosanna Arquette lost a close fight to Kim Wilde. Now Kate thinks she's got an easy task ahead of her with Rosanna unable to cause her any harm whatsoever - I like what I'm seeing here! I want to crack the top 10 after this round and with Catherine Oxenberg hopefully losing to Alison Armitage, there's a clear road ahead! There's not a single chance in a million Rosanna will be able to beat me, I hope everyone understands that! However Rosanna still targets a breakthrough win and feels Kate has underestimated her before the fight - This old bitch will regret her words, I'm much quicker then she thinks and once she gets tired of chasing me around, I'll surprise her and kick her fat ass all over the place!


AUDREY LANDERS (Age: 33; 5'3" / 13th 6-3) vs SHARON STONE (Age: 31; 5'8.5" / 2nd 9-0)
A fight which demands the equal attention to Heather Locklear and Heather Thomas, at least that's what the contestants are claiming. - That's right, people, nobody cares about wimpy blondes like Heather Locklar and the other skank whose name I have forgotten! - Audrey Landers quickly points out her opinion - After going all the way with Lydia Cornell, whom I should have beaten but for some strange circumstances, I lost, I don't think Sharon will be smiling like that anymore. She might be undefeated, but knows little about pure wrestling and I'll maul her guts out before she finally has enough! However Sharon promises to shut Audrey's mouth instead - There will be no wrestling bullshit here, one quick punch to the guts and she's going down! I really need to rip this blonde slut apart or else Heather and Kathleen will get a jump on me in the standings and that's not going to happen!


VIRGINIA MADSEN (Age: 28; 5'5" / 16th 4-5) vs KATHY IRELAND (Age: 26; 5'10" / 9th 6-2-1)
Fresh from a convicing trashing over Nancy Valen, Virginia Madsen looks to built her winning momentum - How about that, another tall brunette who wants to beat me! That's so out of question, I'm almost laughing. One thing I've noticed here is that taller women go down like a chopped meat once you hit them hard enough to make them scared. And that's totally going to happen with Kathy. She's so tall, I'll have no probles of punching her guts out! But Kathy is more upset over the blonde rivals then before after losing a prestige duell with Cindy Margolis. - I've really had it with those bitches, I need to destroy some ugly blonde slut as quickly as possible or else I'm going mental. Virginia looks like one blonde asking to get her ass kicked and I'm willing to do it like no other!


KIM WILDE (Age: 29; 5'4" / 21st 3-6) vs TRACY SCOGGINS (Age: 36; 5'8" / 23rd 2-7)
A couple of lower ranked women face off next. Kim Wilde got ahead of Tracy Scoggins after beating Rosanna Arquette, but has all the comments about Tracy being underrated in mind - I know, she's tougher then her record shows, but I fill the same category. I'm smaller then her but younger at the same time and that should give me the advantage. I don't think she will handle my claws once I start ripping her to bits! However Tracy is confident she's finally challenging an inferior woman who doesn't stand a chance of winning - OK, so I've heard she beat Rosanna Arquette but that counts for nothing. I has so many close calls that I'm not going to take another defeat anymore. I'm bigger, stronger and more skilled then Kim, there's no way I'm losing this fight! Place all your bets on me, here comes the jackpot in full swing!


KIM BASINGER (Age: 36; 5'7.5" / 5th 9-0) vs JERRY HALL (Age: 33; 6'0" / 24th 2-7)
The levels of toughness of Kim Basinger and Jerry Hall are allegedly the same, but their records differ those opinions - I don't care what people say about Jerry, underrated or not, I'm still going to kick her brains out! I can't lose my focus on the overall title and Jerry is just another woman who ends up as a sore loser! - Kim looks certain of another easy victory. But Jerry thinks Kim will regret those comments and targets taking the victory herself - I feel offended by all those idiots who claim I'm a weak fighter. In fact, I'm a lot tougher then Kim and most of the women around here! The only way this fight is shaping up, is me knocking her out senseless!


SAMANTHA FOX (Age: 23; 5'1" / 17th 4-5) vs MARLA HEASLEY (Age: 30; 5'6" / 29th 1-8)
After a narrow loss to Tanya Roberts, Samantha Fox wants to get a revenge as soon as possible and thinks Marla Heasley is a perfect victim - She's a fucking punchbag like ever I saw one! She's going to pass out once I smother her on the floor and maul to death with my boobs! It's such an easy prediction you can bet your house on it! But the brunette thinks she can spoil a surprise on her own - Sam is just a wannabe singer who gets all the attention because of her over-sized tits. I'm gonna rip those boobs into a bloody mess and that will teach her some common sense!


DARYL HANNAH (Age: 29; 5'10" / 6th 9-0) vs HUNTER TYLO (Age: 27; 5'6" / 28th 1-8)
Either a fight in the straw field or in the bedroom leaves Daryl Hannah as strong favourite before the action starts - Hunter wants to do some bedroom fighting? That's fine with me, I'm still gonna fuck the shit out of her dumb head! I don't want to be rude, but the reality is, I'm going for the biggest beatdown of the entire round and Hunter won't be able to stop me whatsoever! However the brunette has taken her maiden victory against Emma Samms in the previous round and looks to cause even a bigger upset now - Daryl still rides that unbeaten record mojo, but it will get broken today! I'm not too sure she knows anything about fighting on a bed, once she tumbles down on the floor, she's going to suffer under my body and that will shock her more then anyone else!


BROOKE SHIELDS (Age: 24; 6'0" / 25th 1-8) vs DEMI MOORE (Age: 27; 5'5" / 15th 5-4)
The last fight features two women who think they should be ranked higher after nine rounds. Brooke Shields only scored one victory over Tracy Scoggins and thinks her strong fighting spirit doesn't get enough credit in wake of the rather slender bodyshape whereas Demi looked to challenge for the overall title upon her malicious mindset but barely ranks inside the top half of the standings instead. Both women are confident this fight will be a turning point in their campaign and both look to beat each other up into exhaustion - Demi's fear factor is gone, I will kick her butt all over the place and finally start shooting up the rankings! - Brooke wants to get into action quickly, but Demi shrugs her off - My plan is simple, beat the crap out of that skinny and weak bitch and quite frankly I don't see how I won't be able to do that. She's too fragile and low-skilled to cause me any trouble!

[byline]

Kate Capshaw beats Rosanna Arquette.
I was wrong in my predictions about both Kate Capshaw and Rosanna Arquette last time. Kate tore up Jerry Hall who never figured out how to use her height against Kate. Zoom, Kate moved in and made Jerry look foolish. Rosanna was force to eat Kim Wilde’s pussy instead of the other way around that I predicted. This fight will be a massacre with Kate even trying for the biggest beat down. She will enjoy torturing the hapless Rosanna.

Audrey Landers beats Sharon Stone.
If this was a catfight Sharon Stone would be all over Audrey Landers even with coaching from Audrey’s sister. Sharon is all over Audrey but not quite the way Sharon intended. Audrey gives Sharon her sweet, innocent, come hither look. She whips off her dress and exposes her soft, looking super sexy body. Sharon melts. As their naked bodies clash and rub together Audrey turns on her charm and her feminine wiles. Given Sharon’s propensity for such sexual encounters she is in ecstasy within minutes and cannot resist cuming in multiple orgasms. Once Audrey is declared the winner in a sexfight Judy joins her sister to sandwich Sharon between them. Sharon is heard moaning, “stop….. don’t…..stop…. don’t……   DON”T STOP! DON”T STOP!!!”

Virginia Madsen beaten by Kathy Ireland
I expected the model Kathy Ireland to lose to the internet sex star Cindy Margolis last time just as I expect Doona Dixon to lose to Cindy. I also predicted Virginia Madsen would give Nancy Valen a split lip. Kathy is not about to lose to two shorter blondes in a row if she has anything to say about it. And boy does she have something to say. Virginia tries to repeat her success by given Kathy a split lip. Kathy uses her longer reach to give Virginia a split lip, a bloody nose, and two black eyes. She keeps pounding her and may well end up with the biggest beat down this set of fights.

Kim Wilde beaten by Tracy Scoggins
This is another fight where a shorter blonde runs into an angry, bigger dark haired woman (red or brunette?).  I mistakenly thought the tough Tracy Scoggins would be too much for Heather Thomas and that Km Wilde wasn’t woman enough for a nasty Rosanna Arquette. Wrong on both counts. A furious Tracy will jump on the smaller Kim and start battering her from the git go. Kim doesn’t have the size or the weapons to fight back. Tracy will batter her for the whole fight.

Kim Basinger beats Jerry Hall.
Kim Basinger is one tough woman with good fighting instincts.. Jerry Hall is long limbed but has little fighting instincts. Jerry can use her longer reach to win against many women but not against the strong, quick Kim. A lot of Kim’s 5’7.5” comes from her legs which are almost as long as Jerry’s. And she knows how to kick harder, faster and higher than Jerry. I see Kim sending Jerry tumbling with a kick to the head.

Samantha Fox beats Marla Heasley.
Big busted Samantha Fox taunts Marla Heasley as “measly Heasley”. She slugs Marla down and flaunts her chest over Marla’s face. Then she slowly lowers them to cover all of Marla’s face. Soon Marla’s arms flop limply as she passes out.

Daryl Hannah beats Hunter Tylo.
Daryl Hannah was a smart, capable cavewoman in “The Clan of the Cave Bear.” Daryl has said she is going for the biggest beatdown either in the hay or in the bedroom. Hunter Tylo may believe Daryl is going to suffer under her body but Daryl’s body is far superior. However I won’t exactly call it suffering being under or on top of Daryl’s body.

Brooke Shields beaten by Demi Moore
I had picked lightweight but nasty Heather Locklear to take out Brooke Shields list round and she did although it was a close fight. I also believed Demi Moore would romp over Rebecca de Mornay on the bed. I am note sure what happened to Demi. Maybe she didn’t have enough room on the bed to exert her physical superiority over Rebecca. I see that Demi has trapped Brooke at some award show or some publicity shooting. She will have lots of room to band Brooke’s head off the wall. Brooke tries to se her reach but Demi moves in and pins her flat against the wall. Some head banging, belly punching and breast pounded makes Brooke slowly slide down the wall in a stupor.

[Vassago]

(red or brunette?). 

It's called auburn or reddish-brown hair just to be exact 

[byline]

(red or brunette?).

It's called auburn or reddish-brown hair just to be exact  

Not always easy to tell as the women are often changing tints and different lighting can make the color look different.  

[Glamour Fights]

Kate Capshaw vs Rosanna Arquette: Kate is too good a fighter for Rosanna and she has the size to boot. She whips Rosanna around by the hair and slams her against the wall. Kate pins Rosanna against the wall where she works her body over. Says Kate, " These stupid bitches come in thinking they can fight a catfight by must being nasty and clawing their way to victory. When are they going to learn you need some basic fighting skills to compete. Rosanna will be lucky to win a fight except there are other bitches of her ilk she might get lucky against."

Audrey Landers vs Sharon Stone: Sharon salivates at Audrey's soft, luscious, secy body. Byline is correct that this is a sexy fight right from the start. That is what Sharon really excels at. She soon has both Audrey and Judy naked when her sensual techniques brings them both to orgasm simultaneously. Says Sharon, "That was the most enjoyable 'fight' I have had so far. Do you have any other pairs of women, sisters or not, that I can fondle. Make sure they are just as weak as at Landers sisters."

Virginia Madsen vs Kathy Ireland: This is not quite a blonde vs brunette fight as Kathy has blonde tinted ends. "Split ends" says Virginia cattily. Kathy has already gone 'mental' and she attacks Virginia like a wild woman, something she should have done against Cindy. Virginia has no chance as Kathy is on a rampage against blondes. She could well give Virginia the worst beatdown of the round. Says Kathy, "That was fun! Let tat be a waring to all other blondes. I heard that big bimbo, Donna Dixon, has dissed me. She won't be blonde when I am done ripping out all her hair."

Kim Wilde vs Tracy Scoggins:Byline is spot on in saying Tracy will jump on Kim right from the start. She has let inferior opponents off the hook and into the fight before and gotten upset. Tracy is an expert at punishing and hurting joints almost to the breaking point. She will have Kim calling out for her to stop several times but will sadistically keep up the torture. Each begging for mercy will result in a slap across the face with a "SHUT UP BITCH!" Tracy can be as cruel as they come. Says Tracy, "I don't know what the blonde bimbo is complaining about. I was merciful to her. I didn't break any joints, did I? She's lucky she can walk!"

Kim Basinger vs Jerry Hall: Once again byline have similar thoughts. Jerry tries to use her longer reach to punch Kim out before Kim can get in close. Kim just sticks her jaw out and dares Jerry to take a shot. Jerry does but her punch is too weak to do much damage to Kim. Kim then steps in and delivers a punch that knocks Jerry on her ass. Kim invites Jerry back up and the same thing happens. Kim racks up lots of points going for the biggest beat down by humiliating Jerry in this fashion. Says Kim, " Weak women like Jerry shouldn't try to trade punches with me. She has no strength and no technique. I could take her punches all day and still be smiling."

Samantha Fox vs Marla Heasley: Marla surprised Samantha by coming out aggressively. She uses her much longer arms to whip Samantha around by the hair before Samantha can grab her hair or punch her. It is looking good for Marla but she loses in a bit of a fluke. The shorter Fox is tough to take down. Marla finally gets her down by putting her forward and sitting down herself. That puts Samantha's prodigious chest right over Marla's face. Sam knows exactly what to do in that case as she smothers Marla out. "Marla has such tiny tits I knew she couldn't smother me. All I had to do was get my chance to bury her face under my lovely girls. I toyed with her letting her think she was getting the better of me. When I got my chance I lowered the boom and BOOM! BOOM! she was out."

Darryl Hanna vs Hunter Tylo: This fight is my candidate for the biggest beatdown. Daryl does have the second biggest beatdown against Marla Heasley. But she wants to make it loud and clear that she thinks she is the class act of this tournament and the others are just pretenders to the throne. She works over every inch of Hunter's body and applies holds most women don't even know exist on her way to a real thrashing of Hunter. Says Daryl, "If you think Kathleen's beating of Kim Delaney was something wait until you see what I do to push over Hunter."

Brooke Shields vs Demi Moore: Brooke has a lot of meat and muscle on her tall frame. Demi is strong but not in the same league as Brooke. Demi believes barbosa that Brooke is a weak model. She gets into a test of strength with Brooke only to find out that barbosa has his prejudices and not all are correct. They interlock fingers. Brooke uses her greater strength and the leverage afforded her by her height to bend Demi's wrists back. She forces Demi to her knees with Demi pleading with her to stop. Brooke gives an evil grin. She lets go of Demi's wrists and grabs her hair. She steps around Demi's shoulders and bends her head back into a standing headscissors. Brooke squeezes her big things on Demi's head until Demi's muffled cries of submission are heard.

[Vassago]

Brooke Shields upsets Demi Moore in a red carpet brawl that would make any Hollywood movie's trailer an instant hit 

Thx for all the votes and comments in this round as well 

Kate Capshaw (48) vs Rosanna Arquette (37)
Perhaps Kate thought this fight was won even before it started but Rosanna made her work hard for success. The much smaller but very quick on her feet Rosanna nearly upset Kate early on by tripping her over but her punches didn't do anything damage and once Kate got really serious with her skills, she pummelled Rosanna into submission easily - I wasted my time over this bimbo, should have kicked her out straight away! I won't be so polite in my next fights and will crush all those skinny bitches right from the start - Kate is still upset by winning this contest by a "small  margin" of 11 votes - according to her standards. I guess Rosanna would be glad to pick up any victory even by a single vote right now, but at least she's still ahead of Kim Delaney and not dead least in the standings.

Audrey Landers (30) vs Sharon Stone (52)
Catfight, sexfight, you name it - Sharon has found her way back to the overall lead - I knew this was my chance when I saw how this Thomas bitch struggled against that blonde airhead whose name I can't recall! Audrey thought her wrestling skills would come to the fore but not until Sharon grabbed her by the hair and spanked around like a rag doll - Guess that's not in your wrestling vocabulaty book, bitch? - Sharon had little sympathy for the fellow blonde and pinned her flat on the back before trappping Audrey's head between her thighs. Audrey was more surprised then ashamed to become such an easy prey for Sharon and tapped out her submission only to find out Sharon is up chasing her sister Judy to complete a double takeout. Whatever happened the night afterwards is beyond me, but I guess Audrey must have served Sharon's dominatrix desires being thankful for being spared the biggest beatdown of the entire round.

Virginia Madsen (32) vs Kathy Ireland (52)
Unanimous decision by the experts which Kathy fullfilled with time to spare as Virginia Madsen was nothing as nasty as Cindy Margolis and served as Kathy's punching bag from start to finish. A quick KO followed and Kathy already targets a meeting with Donna Dixon as Glamour Fights has overheard some gossip signalling a feud between these two. Well, since Donna beat Cindy who in turn beat Kathy, then Kathy has every right to be mad at Donna for the lack of respect! A new vicious twist has entered the stage and one wonders if the most brutal fight of the competition is yet to come!

Kim Wilde (40) vs Tracy Scoggins (44)
Both women's aggression was rocketing sky-high and this quickly became a vicious slugfest with lots of hairpulling, face-slapping and eye-scratching only to be decided by the fact Tracy being stronger and more resistant then Kim. All the experts were convinced of the brunette's victory, but Kim nearly pulled off the upset much to everyone's surprise. In the end Tracy just punched her hard enough to make Kim lose her breath and all the momentum which was all that the brunette needed to secure a pinfall victory as Kim simply had nothing in the tank left to avoid the defeat.

Kim Basinger (57) vs Jerry Hall (26)
The third biggest beatdown of the entire round witnessed Kim Basinger literally tearing Jerry Hall apart with a combimation of hard punches and kicks as well as old fashioned breast mauling of the fallen model. Jerry had very little to offer for the unbeaten Kim and her weak blonde image has taken even a bigger blow then was required already. None of the experts gave Jerry a half-chance of winning and Kim made sure they've earned their money with ease.

Samantha Fox (48) vs Marla Heasley (38)
Despite another split decision from the experts, Samantha has steered away being once called overrated and come on top of a wrestling brawl against Marla Heasley. The brunette thought she was stronger then the small blonde singer and wouldn't even need to attack her oversized breasts only to pay the price for such a misjudgement. Samantha wrapped her legs around Marla's waist once both women hit the floor and after a lenghty scuffle wore the brunette out before smothering her into submission with her well-enhanced cups.

Daryl Hannah (56) vs Hunter Tylo (27)
Glamour Fights' pick for the biggest beatdown came up short as Daryl dished out "only" the fourth biggest trashing of this round. The blonde's vicious onslaught right from the start found little resistance from Hunter and she got knocked out very easily only for Daryl to lose her chance of the biggest beatdown because of piece of straw that got stuck in her eye - Fucking dumb piece of crap, my eye is swelling you see and I need to get that sorted out! You all probably saw me one-eyed in the Kill Bill, tight? Well, I need both my eyes open in this competition, Hunter is so lucky I only kicked her unconscious and let her just lying there on the floor. Fuck this shit!

Brooke Shields (44) vs Demi Moore (40)
Well, perhaps the biggest upset came right at the end as Brooke Shields scored only her second win at the expence of higher-ranked Demi Moore. A red carpet brawl was on the cards here and most likely followed the byline's script only with the other woman suffering from headbanging, bellypunching and breast mauling becuase it was Demi who crumbled on the floor in defeat. Brooke had to work hard for this win with her dress torn to shreds and a lot of make-up needed to cover a black eye Demi gave her in the proccess but I guess the victory makes all the battle wounds heal easier. Both Glamour Fights and realisticman shared their belief in Brooke which makes it six split decisions in 16 fights, probably a new record in this department!