PRISSY PENNY vs. MEAN MAUREEN:
REUNION RUMBLE AT A POOL PARTY
Sometimes adults don’t forget enemies from their youth, even after years have passed. High school rivalries can be intense, and they don’t always end with graduation. They can reignite even years later. Pretty Penny, with her long, straight, black hair and nice figure had ruled the school back in her younger days. She was very popular with the boys in her school, but the girls were a different matter. She saw herself as the queen of her class, and she wasn’t shy about letting the other girls know it. The girls called her Prissy Penny. If an unpopular boy had the misfortune of falling for her, she would let him know that he wasn’t in her league and laugh at him with her friends. Though she flirted shamelessly, she was all promise but no payoff. Some boys thought she was far too prim and proper. Though she avoided direct conflict, she would viciously cut down any girl who she didn’t like behind the girl’s back. No girl challenged her, until….
Adorable Maureen, with her dazzling smile, blue eyes, long, straight, golden hair, and great figure was two years younger than Penny. If Penny was the queen of her class, Maureen was the queen of hers. The tan, athletic beauty was kinder to her admirers, but she only dated the best-looking boys in her class. She definitely knew she was hot, and she acted like it. Many of the girls in her class thought she was conceited. With her ego came a temper. She would confront her enemies face-to-face. Some girls started calling her Mean Maureen.
The day Maureen started high school, everyone knew she was the new school princess, waiting for her chance to take the crown. Penny knew it too, and she wasn’t about to be dethroned. A rivalry began. Both girls weren’t above trying to steal the other’s boyfriends, with some success. By her sophomore year, Maureen was voted the captain of the cheerleading team, stunning former captain Penny, who quit the team out of spite. Rivals became enemies.
Much to Maureen’s dismay, Penny remained the most popular girl in school, but only by a hair. Maureen was gaining fast. Penny graduated, leaving Maureen to be the new queen of the halls, but she couldn’t live down the fact that Penny had remained on top until she left. Still, Penny knew that many people believed that if they had continued going to school together for one more year, Maureen would have come out on top. No one could be sure.
After Maureen graduated, she left town to attend college. Two years later, Penny returned to town.
Every year on the night of the school homecoming football game, the school had a reunion of former students made up of graduating classes down through the years. Penny always attended it, and she always attended the traditional pool party held later that night. She reveled in being the prettiest and most popular girl there.
A few years later, Maureen returned to town. Former classmates invited her to the swimming pool party that accompanied the annual reunion.
After the homecoming game, members of several classes drove to one of the largest houses in town and gathered around the swimming pool in the back for the traditional post-reunion pool party. As usual, Penny had arrived early to bask in the attention of the single men there. She wore a hot-pink bikini. Then Maureen arrived, wearing a tiny, sky-blue string bikini. Each beauty was shocked to see the other. If Maureen had known that Penny would be there, she wouldn’t have come. For Penny, it was high school all over again. She had established her spot as the reigning queen only to have the little blond upstart show up to try to steal her spotlight.
Penny grumbled to some other girls. “Let her try.” True to form, Penny started tearing Maureen down behind her back. Word of Penny’s insults reached Maureen. Known for her hot temper, Maureen marched over and stood over the seated brunette.
Maureen said, “Do you want to say that to my face?”
Penny rose. “Love to. YOU better get out of MY face!”
A hush fell over the crowd. They were on the edges of their seats.
Penny grabbed Maureen’s wrists. Maureen shouted, “Take your hands off me!” It was on! On one side stood Prissy Penny, her long, black hair dangling down her back, standing 5 foot six inches tall, wearing her pink bikini. Standing toe-to-toe with her was Mean Maureen, her long, straight blond hair covering her shoulders, standing 5 foot three in her tiny sky-blue string bikini.
Penny shoved Maureen. Maureen returned it. Penny slapped Maureen’s face! Furious, Maureen slapped Penny’s mouth. Penny collapsed, sitting down, looking up with one hand over her mouth and the other up, silently begging Maureen not to come for her. When she did, Penny leapt up and ran in fear. With the crowd laughing and cheering, Maureen chased Penny around the yard, until one of Penny’s admirers tripped Maureen! Maureen flopped down hard on her front. Maureen rolled over onto her back, propped up, and looked up, shocked that a guy had helped Penny get the upper hand. Penny dove on her and slapped away until Maureen kicked her off. They rose.
They tried to grab each other’s wrists. Hands flailed. The crowd cheered them on. They ended up pressing the palms of their hands together, fingers locked together, as they tried to overpower each other. Both girls knew all eyes were on them. Their enormous egos were on the line. Penny shouted angry insults. Maureen’s teeth were bared and tightly together as she strained. The bigger brunette slowly overpowered the blond. Penny stretched Maureen’s arm out straight by her side and twisted it to the breaking point. Maureen’s face filled with pain. Penny forced Maureen down to her knees. The crowd cheered! Maureen knew that everyone was watching. Penny yanked Maureen’s fingers apart. Maureen screamed madly. Her eyes were filled with pain and shame but also outrage. Maureen forced herself to stand. She yanked her twisted arm wildly, pulling Penny in close. Then she fired an elbow back into Penny’s chin. Penny shrieked and reeled back.
Furious, Maureen marched in on her foe, but Penny held her ground. They engaged in a second mercy match test of strength. Maureen gave it all she had, but Penny had Maureen playing her game. Penny’s height advantage gave her all the leverage she needed to force the smaller girl to her knees again. Penny gloated, asking the crowd, “What did you expect?” Some guys teased Maureen about being so handily put in her place. Down on her knees, Maureen looked back over her shoulder at them with a heartbroken expression, eyes full of shock, fear, and despair. Penny stepped forward, wrapped her legs around Maureen’s waist, and took her down. Penny squeezed with all her might, using her legs to crush Maureen’s bare waist. Maureen’s feet kicked wildly in the air, as she shook her head “No!” But Mean Maureen lived up to her nickname. She pinched Penny’s thigh brutally! Penny threw back her head and let out a high-pitched cry. She let go. They raced up.
They seized each other’s hair and began a vicious hair-pulling match! Both bent over from having her hair pulled, their firm, round hips were in a couple of guys’ faces. Penny was losing, so she fought dirty. She grabbed Maureen’s bikini top and tried to pull it off. Shocked, Maureen grabbed her top and kept it in place, but her attempt to protect her modesty left her open. Penny slammed her fist into Maureen’s cheek. She crashed to her back. Still standing, Penny circled the downed blonde and stood with one foot on either side of Maureen’s face, her feet standing on Maureen’s blond hair. Penny pulled up Maureen’s wrists, pulling the golden blonde’s body up while standing on Maureen’s hair! She gave Maureen a merciless hair pull! Arching her body against the tremendous pain, Maureen let out a long, incredibly high-pitched scream! Maureen summoned all her strength and simultaneously fell to her back while pulling down Penny’s arms, flipping yelping Penny down and over her! The crowd cheered.
Maureen was fighting tears, but she rose. Penny leapt up to face her. They engaged in a wild slapping match. Both beauty queens shouted some very un-ladylike comments, as each girl felt stinging slaps to her face and to her mostly exposed, bikini clad body.
Suddenly, Penny stepped on Maureen’s foot, holding her in place. She instantly slammed a fist to Maureen’s nose. Maureen spun and fell on her front. Maureen’s lower legs kicked slowly from the knees. Penny folded them and sat on them. Penny looked around with a devilish expression and started spanking Maureen’s hips! The crowd roared! Maureen yelled in pain and shame, her palms slapping the wet cement around the pool, as the crowd laughed!
Penny leaned forward and yanked Maureen’s head back by her hair! Maureen screamed, but she reached back and dug her fingers into Penny’s hands. As Penny cried out, Maureen showed her strength, forcing her legs out straight and sending the brunette toppling off her. Penny hit her head, hard.
They rose, slowly. Both girls’ beautiful faces were red and twisted with fury. They traded a flurry of fists, but Penny was bigger, and she had taken a lot out of the little blonde. She drove her fist deep into Maureen’s bare belly. Maureen wrapped her arms around her waist and crumpled to her knees. A guy shouted, “You’ve got her, Penny!” Penny laughed. She looked down at the blonde and said, “Give up, Maureen! Beg me for mercy! Admit I’m too much for you!” Proud Maureen wouldn’t do it. Out of nowhere, she fired her fist deep into Penny’s bare belly, doubling her over. Then she leapt up, driving a tremendous fist under Penny’s chin! The crowd erupted in cheers. Penny spun down to her front. Maureen stood over her, one foot firmly on Penny’s hips. She looked down at the brunette and seethed. She wanted revenge. She sat with her hips pressing down on Penny’s hips and grabbed the brunette’s long, black hair, pulling Penny’s head up and back in a vicious hair pull clutch! Penny screamed flat-tongued in agony! Her feet kicked madly behind her. Maureen was relentless. It went on and on until Penny’s cries were almost impossibly high pitched. Penny’s tears flowed. Prissy Penny loved to dish it out, but she couldn’t take it. Finally, She reached back and dug her fingernails in Maureen’s hands, forcing Maureen to let go.
They rose facing each other. Maureen had taken a pounding. Penny’s cheeks were wet with tears. It came down to which girl had more.
Penny gave Maureen a tremendous slap to her face. Maureen’s face showed shock and outrage. She slapped Penny equally hard. Penny shrieked, held her cheek, but spun back. Slaps flew wildly. Almost simultaneously, they started trading fists to each other’s bikini-clad bodies. Penny drove her fist deep into Maureen’s belly. Maureen staggered and sat down hard, gasping. Penny taunted, “I thought you were supposed to be tough. You don’t look so tough now!” The crowd cheered. She reached down and pulled Maureen up by her hair. Again, Mean Maureen lived up to her name. She suddenly raked her fingers in Penny’s eyes. Penny screamed. Maureen drove her fist deep into Penny’s belly. Penny and crumpled to the ground and turtled up, lying over her folded legs. Still hurting and dazed, Maureen fell down over Penny’s back, trying to gain a handhold. Desperate to get the blonde off her back, Penny rose, inadvertently lifting shocked Maureen up with her. As Penny stood, Maureen’s eyes were wide in shock, as she lie spread out across Penny’s shoulders.
A guy shouted, “OMG! Penny has Maureen in an airplane spin! Spin her, Penny! Spin her!”
Confused, Penny took the advice. She spun around and around, carrying Maureen off her feet across her shoulders. Already pummeled, Maureen went almost limp on Penny’s shoulders. Penny wasn’t strong enough to keep Maureen up, so she lunged and threw her blue-bikini-clad blond enemy off. Maureen splashed down into the swimming pool. The crowd erupted in cheers.
Gasping, Penny turned to them with a cocky smile and held up her arms in a muscle pose. Suddenly, a hand shot out of the water and seized Penny’s ankle. Maureen gasped, “I’m not done yet!” The crowd cheered for Maureen! Penny shrieked in fear, as Maureen pulled Penny’s foot out from under her and pulled Penny into the pool with her. They began a wild battle in the water. Both let out high-pitched shrieks, as they took turns, each dunking the other’s head under the water, one and then the other, back and forth. They vanished beneath the surface, rolling one on top and then the other in a desperate struggle. Finally, they both let go and resurfaced, gasping for air. They slowly pulled themselves out of the pool.
They lie a few feet apart, their beautiful bodies heaving for air. They both slowly rolled to their fronts and rose to hands and knees, breasts and bellies heaving, staring at each other in furry.
They pounced like wildcats and fell rolling on the cement. It was bikini-clad body pressing against bikini-clad body, each pitting her body against the other. Slowly, Maureen came out on top. She drove her fist down into Penny’s exposed belly until Penny could barely breathe. It went on and on and on. Then she let loose a flurry of slaps to Penny’s face. Maureen had taken everything Penny could put out, but when it was her turn, Penny melted under the heat. The crowd was solidly behind Maureen now.
Maureen leapt up. Penny rolled slowly to her front in a useless attempt to protect herself. Maureen shouted, “I’ve got plenty more for you! Get up!” Penny looked up back over her shoulder in tears and shook her head ‘No.’ Maureen dove on her and let her have it. Soon Penny was reduced to a quaking, crying mess. Maureen sat up on her and pinned Penny’s wrists. Maureen demanded, “Say you’re sorry!” Penny cried, “I’m sorry! I’m sorry! Oh, please, I’m sorry! I give up! I GIVE UP! M-E-R-C-Y!” The crowd literally applauded. Maureen looked up at them. She had won over her former classmates, once and for all. Maureen’s smile was almost too wide for her face. She stood over her enemy and pressed her foot on Penny’s breasts, using her like a trophy. Maureen raised her hands in victory, to thunderous cheers.
Maureen yanked trembling Penny up, took her by the back of her bikini top and bottom, and marched her to the pool. Then Maureen planted her foot firmly on Penny’s hips and kicked her into the pool! The crowd exploded in laughter. Penny surfaced, bottom lip trembling. She pulled herself from the pool, looked around at the people cheering for Maureen, and shouted, “I hate you all! You don’t deserve me! I’m too good for you!” “No,” Maureen said, “WE’RE too good for YOU!” Maureen stamped her foot. Penny shrieked in fear and ran off into the night.
Maureen had proven she was the true class of her class. She would attend the pool party the next year, and for years after that.
Penny wouldn’t.
