Shot in the dark here, since it was on here a while ago, and apparently the Internet Wayback Machine doesn't work around these parts, but it was a story on here called "Thicker and Thicker" -- it doesn't come up in the search history for the site, but if anyone's maybe seen it on another board, or has it --
The general breakdown of the story is that there's an ice cream shop that hires hot women exclusively, and as they hire more and more, they start to get into more and more fights. They all go to a party, start competing for the same guy, then the place hires two more girls, and it's basically escalating tension where they all constantly argue over who's "thickest".
Like I said, shot in the dark, but by the time I had thought to save it in some way, it was already long since off the board. Any help in tracking it down would be appreciated.
