[Vassago]

SONIA BRAGA (Age: 29; 5'2" / 24th 2-8) vs BARBI BENTON (Age: 29; 5'3" / 27th 1-9)
After finally securing her maiden win in the competition, Barbi Benton was jumping up and down to get onto the next round as soon as possible and in fact Hugh Heffner bribed me to put his favourite bunny ahead of everyone else. Barbi is no stranger to posing nude and has lured her next opponent, Sonia Braga to reveal her cleavage as well. Barbi has extra motiviation to beat Sonia, cause she'll equal the Brazilian's record if she manages to do so. - Yes, I'm going for the big win again! Sonia was way overrated coming into this event and her record proves she's a lousy fighter I will have little trouble pounding like a cheap rag doll! But Sonia has other ideas: - That's a lot of bullshit coming from a bitch who has even worse record then mine! And mind you, I still have much larger breasts and she'll have nothing left on her chest when I rip her boobs apart!


JULIE EGE (Age: 36; 5'5" / 31st 0-10) vs YUTTE STENSGAARD (Age: 33; 5'6" / 22nd 3-7)
Battle of the Scandinavians coming up second in the order. Norwegian redhead Julie Ege is tired of losing time after time and finally looks confident of clawing into an inferior woman she thinks the Danish blonde Yutte Stensgaard is - All her wins were flukes! She stands no chance against my strong legs! I'll headlock her easily and keep punishing her until she passes out! However Yutte laughs off Julie's comments - There's a valid reason this skinny slut is still winless. She's weak as hell and I'm gonna have a fun day in the office. Just watch me kicking her brains out in no time, the only one who passes out today is that redhead skank, not me!


MORGAN FAIRCHILD (Age: 29; 5'4" / 9th 8-2) vs DONNA MILLS (Age: 39; 5'4" / 30th 0-10)
Two petite blondes face off next with Morgan Fairchild still looking to get in the mix for the overall title - That's right, folks! All the talk about Christie Brinkley and Cybill Shepherd makes me sick!! But once I'll give this useless tramp Mills the biggest beatdown of the entire round, I'll be right back in the spotlight where I belong! However Donna who follows the equally winless Julie Ege is still confident of her own chances of victory - I might have lost all the fights, but hey, they were just stupid fat cows not deservig to be mentioned. Morgan is stupid cow of course, but she's my size and I don't think she's that vicious as she claims!


LESLEY-ANNE DOWN (Age: 25; 5'5" / 32nd 0-10) vs AGNETHA FALTSKOG (Age: 29; 5'7" / 25th 2-8)
The third winless fighter, Lesley-Anne Down comes up next to challenge Agnetha Faltskog who put up a brave effort against Catherine Bach in the previous round. - That was long time ago, mind you - Lesley is quick to point out her opinion - She looks like a weak blonde bimbo I should be able to handle easily! Just watch my leather boots kicking her senseless all over the place! But Agnetha is determined to catch up with bandmate Anni-Frid who has scored one victory more then her and believes Lesley won't last the distance - Her obvious problem is being slow, man, she's slow like a drunken tortoise if you as me! I'll easily trip her over and beat up like there's no tomorrow!


LINDA HARRISON (Age: 34; 5'6" / 12th 7-3) vs CHRISTIE BRINKLEY (Age: 25; 5'9" / 1st 10-0)
The overall leader enters the fame next to contest the eternal blonde vs brunette duell - Looks like Linda is trying to do some modelling Give me a break! She'll pay for mocking me and once I knock her out, she'll be begging me to stop, but I warn you, I won't until she's unconscious! - so much for Christie's remarks. But Linda is convinced she'll cause a lot of trouble for the unbeaten blonde - Her cocky attitude will finally get to her and I think ten wins is enough for her already. My fists will rearrange her face pretty good and we'll see who gets knocked out today!


MARTA KRISTEN (Age: 34; 5'4" / 14th 7-3) vs INGRID STEEGER (Age: 32; 5'2" / 17th 4-6)
After handing Ornella Muti her first defeat, Marta Kristen is full of confidence she can enter the Top 10 very soon! - Ornella was the tough one, now it's time for some easy pickings. I'll beat this German slut into a complete pulp and finally convince everyone I'm one angry blonde rather then a sweet little girl! But Ingrid Steeger also comes off a win and thinks she's the real bitch in this contest - No fucking way she's doing anything to me today! I'll make her regret those words by ripping her fucking bald and shoving that hair down her throat. When she chokes on it, she'll know I'm the real bitch here!


CAROL LYNLEY (Age: 37; 5'6" / 6th 9-1) vs SONDRA LOCKE (Age: 32; 5'4" / 26th 2-8)
Despite Morgan Fairchild's comments about being the spoiler in the pack, Carol Lynley believes she's the one everyone should be afraid of! - It's very simple indeed, Morgan might have an easy fight ahead, but there's no way she's beating Donna more then I beat Sondra here! The best for the biggest beatdown is on! However Sondra Locke doesn't like being treated as a betting odd for anyone and plans to spoil Carol's masterplan - That's some fucking bullshit from this stupid cow! I'll scratch her eyes out and we'll see who's winning the bet after that! I don't even need Clint around to support me!


PAMELA TIFFIN (Age: 37; 5'7" / 28th 1-9) vs JACQUELINE BISSET (Age: 35; 5'6.5" / 16th 4-6)
This time Pamela has decided to go blonde and find some extra motivation against the brunette Jacqueline - Her record really puzzles me, I'm much stronger then her and there's no way she's had four wins already! I'm going to knock her out and give her something to think about! But Jacqueline has incurred an instant dislike once seeing that Pamela deserted her brunette image - What is she thinking, huh? Going blonde is a personal offence for me! I have no choice but to rip those hair out and she's going to lose them all today just wait and see!

[Glamour Fights]

Sonia Braga vs Barbi Benton: Barbi had better not jump up and down too long. One of these times her pussy is going to land on Sonia's knee. I see a pubic hair pulling contest taking place. The bunny will have most or all of her pussy fuzz tugged out. She is too soft for the wild Sonia.

Julie Ege vs Yutte Stensgaard: This is a tough fight for both. Julie is better than her 0-10 record and Yutte has shown some aggressiveness in her winning fights. Neither are all that skill at wrestling holds to gain a submission So the two resort to hairpulling, slapping, and rolling back and forth to get on top of the other to assert their dominance over the other. No real dominance is obtained Each uses the others hair to get her under her in a full body press or to pull her off if she is on top. They deliver slaps when on top to sting and hurt the others cheeks. Attempts at breast mauling are quickly foiled as that then leaves the other woman's both hands free to yank hair and slap even harder. I give a close fight to Yutte because I think she can slap harder and pull hair harder. Also I think she looks like she weighs more so she will wear Julie down faster when she is on top of Julie.

Morgan Fairchild vs Donna Mills:Morgan is worth her weight in wildcats. I have to agree with realisticman that Morgan will chew up most women you are close to her in size. Donna doesn't know whether Morgan is coming or going as Morgan attacks her from all sides.

Lesley-Anne Down vs Agnetha Faltskog: Is this going to be a kick off, that is a battle of the boots? Leslie-Anne and Agnetha hold onto hair as they kick shins, kick thighs, and knee crotches between the thighs. Agnetha's inch or so longer legs are just longer enough to deliver more power behind her kicks. Her legs are thicker than Leslie-Anne's and look stronger to me. A hard knee to the crotch puts Lesley-Anne down and Agnetha is quick to jump on her and finish her off.

Linda Harrison vs Christie Brinkley: I seem to be picking too many blondes over brunettes and redheads in this set. Linda will give Christie trouble and maybe even enough to knock her out of first place. But Christie is too athletic and has too many weapons. She will eventually knock Linda out cold.

Marta Kristen vs Ingrid Steeger: I picked another blonde. Oops, they are both blonde. Another close fight with not a lot of reason to pick one over the other. Another "girlie" fight. That is not a derogatory comment as I like "girlie" catfights. Tow women going toe to toe ripping out hair, slapping, grabbing and clawing body parts, struggling for position when on the floor with legs tangled. I see Marta taking control by spreading Ingrid's legs in a grapevine and stretching her arms out in a spread eagle. They are bare tits against bare tits as both have been stripped nude by this time.

Carol Lynley vs Sondra Locke: I've said it before and I will probably say it again, Carol Lynley can be as mean and cruel as they come. She looks sweet but is evil behind that sweet facade. Sondra tries to be just as nasty and dirty fighting as Carol but that does against her nature. Carol has fun humiliating her and parading the nude Sondra around in an attempt to get the biggest beatdown.

Pamela Tiffin vs Jacqueline Bisset: I finally went for the brunette over the blonde (strawberry blonde). It appears Pamela has blown dry her hair in a big hair style. Jacqueline is salivating waiting to get her hands into that hair. In fact she can't contain herself and attacks Pamela while Pamela is still leaning on whatever she is leaning on. Pamela would lose to Jacqueline anyway but with a head start Jacqueline whips Pamela around like a rag doll to show everyone how superior she is to Pamela.

[byline]

For me these fights are fantasy and fun. I give my opinions on how I think they would turn or in some cases how I would like to see them turn out. I make no pretenses about my opinions being factually accurate nor reflecting the voting and how the polls will turn out.

Sona Braga beats Barbie Benton
Sonia overpowers and dominates Barbie. Barbi goes for her bush in a last ditch effort to gain victory. “So you want my bush?” Sonia smiles as she leaves dark pubic hairs in the bunnies teeth.

Julie Ege beats Yutte Stensgaard
“You’ve been eating too many Danishes” snickers Julie “you are getting soft” as she goes for Yutte’s straight blonde hair and starts ripping it out. Yutte graves Julie’s red hair but Julie quickly traps her on the sofa. Yutte gets buried in the soft cushions and can’t escape. Julie Yutte by swinging her bigger tits above Yutte’s face before she lowers the boom. It’s lights out for Yutte.

Morgan Fairchild beats Donna Mills
Morgan and Donna both love to trash talk. Morgan is the bigger bitch and backs her trash talking up by clawing Donna to pieces.

Leslie-Anne Down beats Agnetha Faltskog
I seem to be the only one who thinks Lesley-Anne will beat Agnetha. Both have such long hair to pull I think they will be down and rolling around before many kicks can be delivered from those boots. Lesley-Anne is faster and traps Agnetha in a figure-four headscissors. After choking Agnetha out she takes off her boots and uses them to spank Agnetha as Leslie-Anne drapes her over the arms of the chair.

Linda Harrison beaten by Christie Brinkley
Christie restores honor to the blondes after Leslie-Anne humiliates Agnetha. Some punches to the jaw and jut put Linda down. Christie then strips Linda and parades her around for all to see the humiliated naked Linda .

Marta Kristen beaten by Ingrid Steeger
Hard for me to chose between these two. I took a page out of barbosa’s book. Marta just looks to me like she makes the sexier victim. So after a long back and forth fight Ingrid prevails over Marta. She reverse face sits her and twists her tits and nipples to make Marta cry out in pain and beg for mercy

Carol Lynley beats Sondra Locke
Carol Lynley wastes little time in battering Sondra Locke senseless. No sense in getting into a wrestling match or catfight and risk getting caught in a submission hold when you can just beat the crap out of your opponent.

Pamela Tiffin beaten by Jacqueline Bisset
Pamela is confident she has the size and strength to take on Jacqueline Bisset toe to toe and tit to tit. Pamela first loses the test of strength contest and then loses the tit battle as Jacqueline proves superior in both categories.

[Vassago]

The 11th round is over and here are the final results. Once again I thank everyone for their much appreciated comments!

Sonia Braga (33) vs Barbi Benton (36)
This fight lived up to the expectations however only realisticman has the correct insight going with Barbi's new found confidence over Sonia's fiery character. After a lenghty and vicious back-and-forth breast maulling, face-slapping and hairpulling, Barbi emerged on top of ailing Sonia and claimed her second consecutive victory.

Julie Ege (32) vs Yutte Stensgaard (37)
Another close fight between two lower ranked women which almost went the distance and had the pundits split in opinion. This time it was Glamour Fights who had the best insight in picking Yutte as the one who can punch and pull hair harder then Julie. It's very much possible that Julie is a better fighter then her record shows and she really gave it all against the long-haired blonde but in the end couldn't handle Yutte's punches to the guts and once Yutte started messing up Julie's hair, the fight was beyond her reach. In the Scandinavian battle Denmark tames Norway by 5 votes and also enables Yutte to jump five places in the standings from 22nd to 17th!!!

Morgan Fairchild (54) vs Donna Mills (15)
This fight proved anything but close as Morgan Fairchild confirmed her aggressor status against a similary built opponents whom she usually demolishes in a brutal fashion. This time it was Donna Mills feeling Morgan's claws and ended up losing most of her hair before Morgan was satisfied with the final result. Together with Cybill Shepherd, Morgan claimed the biggest beatdown of the entire round.

Lesley-Anne Down (32) vs Agnetha Faltskog (36)
Back to some close action and despite being winless, Lesley-Anne Down gave it all she had against Agnetha Faltskog before going down in a boot-kicking contest that only byline had Lesley coming out on top. Agnetha might not be on the strong side of competition but proved just a little bit stronger then the brunette and kicked her down after a lenghty fight. With Lesley sitting on the floor and holding her aching thigh, Agnetha produced the final kick to the jaw which eventually deprived the brunette of any hopes of a maiden success.

Linda Harrison (25) vs Christie Brinkley (44)
The overall leader came up well short of challenging for the biggest beatdown but the very tough Linda Harrison still got worked over and pinned into submission with relative ease. Christie wasted little time by twisting the brunette's limbs left, right and centre and once Linda lost all her fighting spirit, she got stripped naked of her navy blue bikini and dumped into the water. Still, no real malice shown from Christie resulted in her winning margin being twice as low as Cybill Shepherd and Morgan Fairchild.

Marta Kristen (39) vs Ingrid Steeger (28)
Couple of lively blondes also produced a very competitive catfight but Marta Kristen felt offended by Glamour Fights calling her a "girlie" fighter (after all I beat Ornella Muti of all people) and decided to go really rough on Ingrid Steeger who just couldn't withstand Marta pinning her flat on the back and ripping her crotch wide open. Too much pain in the midsection wore Ingrid out of any fighting spirit and allowed Marta to facesit the German actress into an easy submission.

Carol Lynley (48) vs Sondra Locke (20)
One-sided punchfest display from Carol Lynley easily dispatched Sondra Locke who saw the shit kicked out of her in a very brutal fashion. All the pundits earned easy money on this one as Sondra collapsed unconscious after a couple of minutes of Carol's onslaught.

Pamela Tiffin (32) vs Jacqueline Bisset (37)
Realisticman had the belief of Pamela coming back and knocking Jaqueline out, but Jacqueline had other ideas as she dragged Pamela all over the floor by her bleached blonde hair before Pamela could think of any sort of response. She hot her chance and smacked the brunette few times, but lost too much strenght earlier and once Jacqueline managed to get another grab of Pamela's hair, she smashed her head across the floor which completely took the fight out of the blonde and settled the final outcome.