[Vassago]

KIM WILDE (Age: 29; 5'4" / 22nd 3-7) vs KATHERINE KELLY LANG (Age: 28; 5'7" / 17th 5-5)
After going down by just four votes to Tracy Scoggins Kim Wilde is raving mad and looking to beat up anybody coming her way in this round. But Katherine Kelly Lang is on a five wins streak and looks to further extend her successful run. Nonetherless Kim is confident of victory - This slut is going to get wrecked, she used to be everyone's punchbag and I don't believe her strenght will last against my sharp claws! But Katherine is thinking otherwise - That's some stupid bitching by one stupid bitch. My wins are for real and hers are all but forgotten now! No way my streak is going to end against this useless tramp!


HEATHER LOCKLEAR Age: 28; 5'5" / 13th 6-4) vs KIM BASINGER (Age: 36; 5'7.5" / 4th 10-0)
It's getting as tough as it can for Heather Locklear. After facing unbeaten Heather Thomas whom she lost to only by a couple of votes, now she takes on the equally unvincible Kim Basinger. - No problem with me being tired - says the Dynasty Star - I'm the fittest woman around here and now that I almost beat that Thomas slut, I sure know those unbeaten women are all within my range. Watch me ripping Basinger's hair out in chunks! However the 9 & 1/2 Weeks star is hardly impressed by her rival's comments - She sounds quite confident but I've heard it all from those loud bitches. All they can do is talk, once I start pummelling them, all they can say is "I give up". This will be no difference and Locklear will be screaming out her submission quickly!


MEG RYAN (Age: 28; 5'8" / 12th 6-3-1) vs VIRGINIA MADSEN (Age: 28; 5'5" / 18th 4-6)
Last round provided an easy win for Meg Ryan who thumped Kim Delaney whereas Virginia Madsen lost out to the much taller Kathy Ireland. Meg thinks Virginia is still feeling the pain from that fight and will be an easy victim in this round - You bet she's feeling sour and dizzy! I will toss her around like a dumb, weak blonde she is. Funny that I was called a weak blonde before, guess my record has convinced a lot of people that I'm far from being weak! But Virginia is already roaring up to claw Meg apart - She's talking so much crap, it deserves to be punished. Well, today I will be the Punisher and this Ryan whore is going down in one big mess!


TANYA ROBERTS (Age: 34; 5'8" / 19th 4-6) vs BROOKE SHIELDS (Age: 24; 6'0" / 24th 2-8)
Both these women picked up good wins last time around. Tanya smashed Nancy Valen and Brooke upset Demi Moore. Both want to build some momentum and possibly the cloest fight of the entire round is about to happen. - Loos silly, this will be anything but close - Tanya Roberts begs to differ - I don't know how this weak bitch beat Demi Moore, but I will knock her on that lazy ass quickly today! However Brooke believes she deserves more credit - She's fought against very weak women and all her wins need a second check. I beat a couple of really tough ones, Tracy Scoggins and Demi Moore and I will have great fun pounding her guts out!


SHARON STONE (Age: 31; 5'8.5" / 1st 10-0) vs SAMANTHA FOX (Age: 23; 5'1" / 16th 5-5)
After clawing Audrey Landers apart, Sharon Stone has regained top spot in the standings and intends to keep it despite some heavy challenge from behind - You bet I'm going to keep it! In fact, I've got a very good schedule in this round which will prevent Kathleen Turner from taking over #1. Samantha Fox, huh? She might as well give me a walkover if she wants to stay in one piece today! But Samantha belives she can upset the big American - A lot of people claimed I'm not a real fighter, but I proved most of the wrong with five wins already! I think this Stone bitch is strong but I'm very quick and she won't be able to catch me. When she gets tired it will be much easier for me to make an attack she won't be able to withstand! 


HUNTER TYLO (Age: 27; 5'6" / 28th 1-9) vs KATE CAPSHAW (Age: 36; 5'7" / 11th 7-3)
The schedule isn't getting much easier for Hunter Tylo though. After losing to Daryl Hannah, she faces another tough blonde in Kate Capshaw. - I will do my best against this fat cow! One or two quick punches straight in her face might turn this fight into my favour, so keep your fingers crossed! But Kate laughs off those comments - I see she's already afraid of me! She's damn right about being afraid because I will knock her out within seconds! If anyone is willing to predict the biggest beatdown of the entire round, you should all put your money on me!


MARLA HEASLEY (Age: 30; 5'6" / 29th 1-9) vs HEATHER THOMAS (Age: 32; 5'5.5" / 3rd 10-0)
Kate Capshaw's comment made Heather Thomas very angry especially that her tough win over Heather Locklear pushed her down to third overall. - How is that stupid bitch brave enough to predict the biggest beatdown coming her way! I have bad news for that cxnt, I'm taking the biggest trashing this round, no doubt about it! Meanwhile Marla Heasley believes that Heather's cocky attitude will backfire as the blonde will lose her focus and allow Marla to sneak an upset - I think I can match Heather in the physical department, she has frightened off a lot of women before, but I'm anything but afraid and promise to give her a good fight!


DONNA DIXON (Age: 32; 5'9" / 6th 10-0) vs EMMA SAMMS (Age: 29; 5'4" / 27th 1-9)
The bet for the biggest beatdown of this round between Kate and Heather might include a third party though as Donna Dixon looks awkwardly confident of spoiling the odds - Both Kate and Heather claim they've got the easiest rivals this round, but I have a double target to aim at - First one is obvious (smile!) and the second one is to beat Emma Samms more then Lydia Cornell did the previous round (40 votes). Wish me luck! However Emma is flexing some muscle to confirm she's still in this competition despite being trashed by Lydia Cornell - I have nothing to be ashamed off, Donna Dixon is a fat cow and her record is the biggest misjudgement of the whole event. No way she's going to beat me with that attitude. I will punch her in the face and we'll see how she handles that!

[djcrash]

Two good fights in this round, Heather Locklear just plain hurts Kim. Heather finishes Kim with a kick to the tits. This leaves the best fight in this round the other Heather gives Marla a good workout with a fabulous face sitting finish.

[JimmyBondi]

I voted.

JimmyBondi

[Glamour Fights]

Kim Wilde vs Katherine Kelly Lang:Vassago is setting me up in having to choose between Katherine and Lydia Cornell as both women seem to have gotten motivation from my support. Kim Wilde impressed me in giving the vicious and tough Tracy Scoggins a tough fight. But Katherine has impressed me more. Since gaining her confidence she has shown a real flair for fighting. I thinking she will hand several of the top ranked fighters a defeat before she is through. I don't have anything against Kim but Katherine will be too much for her. There isn't much need for me to stay around and give her support so I blow her a kiss and go off as I hear Lydia is in a tough fight.

Heather Locklear vs Kim Basinger: The catfighting techniques of Heather Locklear will give Kim Basinger fits. I just don't see Heather staying with Kim. Once Kim nails her with some hard punches Heather will fall victim to Kim and Kim will walk away with the victory. What I would say is that this is one of a few fights where the unbeaten is challenged and some weaknesses are made evident. Don't think the other women are watching what Heather is doing that is giving Kim lots of problems.

Meg Ryan vs Virginia Madsen: Meg was looked upon as a Hollywood sweetie and maybe even a pushover. She dispelled that image and then got a reputation as being a vicious fighter. A few loses that tarnished that image and has convinced Virginia she has a real chance against Meg. Had Virginia been intimidated by Meg this fight would have been a walk over for Meg. But Meg has a real fight on her hands. The hairpulling is hard and vicious with big strands ripped out by both. The slapping and clawing is hard. Fortunately for Meg (or maybe on purpose) Meg wore a jacket while Virginia is showing lots of cleavage. After a long, close fight the time turns in Meg's favor when she can get her claws into Virginia's more exposed tits while Virginia has trouble getting at hers.

Tanya Roberts vs Brooke Shields: Brooke uses her four inch height advantage and weight advantage (by how much?) to whip Tanya back and forth by the hair. She bangs Tanya's head against the trees to daze her. Once Brooke gets Tanya down and wraps her legs around her Tanya has to submit. The fight isn't all Brooke as Tanya goes rip out quite a bit of Brooke's hair but Brooke just has the leverage in moving Tanya around.

Sharon Stone vs Samantha Fox: I am not sure, but Sharon may be the lightest of the current unbeatens. If a boxing match occurred Samantha might give Sharon a beating as that is her strength. It won't be. Both of these women are up for a sex fight. The more experienced Sharon will win that easily as she will have Sam cumming within a few minutes. Naturally both will prolong the fight for their own pleasure but Sharon wins it easily.

Hunter Tylo vs Kate Capshaw: Maybe I am picking Kat because she is a sentimental favorite of mine. But I really do believe she is the better fighter. Those think straps of Hunter's won't hold up long and Kate will have her stripped down to her undies. I see Kate eventually getting a facesit on Hunter for the win.

Marla Heasley vs Heather Thomas: Heather's reputation was a bit tarnished by having a tough fight with Heather Locklear. But not seeing that Heather Locklear is giving Kim Basinger all she can handle means that maybe Locklear was underestimated. No matter as Heather will be out to give her reputation a real boost at Marla's expense. Marla thinks she can match up physically with Heather but my guess is Marla will be carried out on a gurney. An easy win for Heather and maybe the biggest win of this round.

Donna Dixon vs Emma Samms: Donna seemed to lack a bit of respect from some of the experts at the start of the tournament. Not by me as I think she may be stronger than Cybill or at least is in her class. Emma Samms will be putty in her hands and I just hope Donna doesn't hurt her too badly.

[byline]

My hats off to and admiration for Vassago and Glamour Fights who have continued to put in all their work and continued to do their polls in the face of a barrage of polls that bury their polls in seconds where the amount of work put into them is infinitively removed from zero. I don’t think I would continue on so I thank them again.

For me these fights are fantasy and fun. I give my opinions on how I think they would turn or in some cases how I would like to see them turn out. I make no pretenses about my opinions being factually accurate nor reflecting the voting and how the polls will turn out.

Kim Wilde beats Katherine Kelly Lang.
Kim Wilde would seem to stand little chance against the bigger Katherine Kelly Lang who has been on a real roll as of late. Kim is in a short skirt that limits leg movement while Katherine has chosen a loose fitting dress that allows for great leg movement. Katherine wants her big legs free to crush Kim. This is a tactical blunder by Katherine that Kim makes use of. Kim goes in low and Katherine thinks she is going to try and tackle her legs out from under her. Instead Kim grabs Katherine’s hem and quickly stands up. She pulls the dress up and over Katherine’s head and then ties it in a know so Katherine’s face is covered and she can’t see. Kim hits Katherine’s exposed midriff over and over again until Katherine’s stomach and abs turn to mush. With Katherine tottering on her knees still unable to see Kim kicks her in the head to send her to lala land. An upset victory for Kim as she outsmarts Katherine.

Heather Locklear beaten by Kim Basinger
Heather Locklear knows she can’t compete with Kim Basinger physically so she comes out and goes directly for Kim Basinger’s face to claw it to shreds. Kim just laughs at Heather’s futile attempt. She grabs both her wrists before Heather can get close to her. She bends them behind Heather’s back while still facing Heather. Kim bends Heather’s arms up her back until her joints are close to coming apart. Heather screams her submission before her arms are broken.

Meg Ryan beats Virginia Madsen.
I agree with Glamour Fights that Meg Ryan and Virginia Madsen are both convinced they can win. This makes for a tough, competitive fight. I also agree that Virginia’s clothes will not hold up as well as Meg’s. Meg strips Virginia’s dress down which exposes not only her tits but all her body for Meg’s claws. The quicker Meg gets behind Virginia. She reaches around and digs her claws into Virginia’s soft belly, scratching and ripping into her navel until Virginia is unable to continue.

Tanya Roberts beaten by Brooke Shields
You would have thought that Tanya Roberts would have learned from Katherine Kelly and Virginia to wear a more substantial outfit when her opponent does. Tanya gets in close to grab Brooke Shields’ hair. Tanya’s breasts easily pop out of her very low cut cleavage as they struggle. Brooke engulfs both breasts with her long fingers. The tit mauling is too much for Tanya who cannot reciprocate and she submits.

Sharon Stone beats Samantha Fox.
I agree with others that Samantha Fox cannot protect her two biggest assets as well as they can be attacked. Sharon Stone cannot engulf them in her fingers as Brooke does to Tanya. Sharon’s hands are too small and Samantha’s melons way too big. That doesn’t stop Sharon form digging in her claws and leaving long, deep gases as she brutalizes Samantha’s boobs.

Hunter Tylo beaten by Kate Capshaw
What is with some of these women dressing almost exposed when their opponent is covered up. Only Kate Capshaw doesn’t go for Hunter Tylo’s easily accessible tits with her claws. She accepts Hunter’s challenge for a punch out. It takes Kate only a few seconds to stagger Hunter and put her away. A few blows to hose bouncing boobs provides some entertainment for Kate in an otherwise easy fight.

Marla Heasley beaten by Heather Thomas
I concur with comments that Heather Thomas will be out to prove something after having a tough fight with the other Heather. I also agree that this could be the biggest beatdown. Marla Heasley and Heather fight in the flimsiest of dresses. Marla’s dress will be down around her ankles before she can turn around. Heather will give Marla a stunt woman’s hip toss by the hair and slam her on the down to knock the wind out of her. Then Heather will do a nice strip tease to remove her dress leaving them body naked. After several punishing holds and pinning positions Heather will turn Marla on her stomach. Sitting on Marla’s lovely ass Heather will bend her legs and pull both legs up by the knees in a double boston crab. Heather will kindly spread Marla’s knees apart to get us a nice view of Marla’s twat.

Donna Dixon beats Emma Samms
.Emma Samms makes her bicep pose as Donna Dixon looks on and smiles. Then Donna makes her bicep pose and Emma takes a big gulp. She tries to run away on the sand. Donna easily runs her down and runs over her, literally.

[byline]

Smack her down! 

[byline]

Only a few hours to go. If you haven't voted there are some close fights that could go either way.

[Vassago]

Looks like this round has caught some extra attention! I thank byline in particular for trying to enhance these polls among the recent flooding in the celebrity forum  And to answer your question I don't like to leave my job unfinished as simple as that 

Kim Wilde (31) vs Katherine Kelly Lang (39)
The winning streak is up to six now as Katherine Kelly Lang endured one of her more challenging fights before finally pounding Kim Wilde away in a vicious battle with both women equally messed up but with Kim moaning in pain louder as Katherine punches proved stronger and forced the otherwise wild singer on her knees and begging to stop the fight which got too malicious for Kim's flesh to handle. Meanwhile Katherine is still keen to lure Glamour Fights away from Lydia Cornell and enjoys the fact she managed to beat her opponent - a much tougher one - as she says in a better fashion then Lydia did.

Heather Locklear (36) vs Kim Basinger (34)
After losing to the unbeaten Heather Thomas by just a couple of votes, Heather Locklear wasn't best pleased to see that none of the usual experts gave her any chance against equally undefeated Kim Basinger. Djcrash had the bragging right in this one though as he correctly predicted Heather's malice would reach a new level and would be too much for Kim to handle as she left the ring bleeding from her face being scratched raw by Heather who seemed to fight like a woman possessed in this round and completely ignore the fact Kim was stronger and heavy favourite on paper. In facr Kim accused Heather of taking some illegal drugs before the fight - We all know she was a dirty little drugster on Dynasty anyway! - but my memory doesn't seem to recall such facts and Heather Locklear ends this fight victorious allthough with all her nails broken as realisticman predicted such was intensity of this duell.

Meg Ryan (37) vs Virginia Madsen (34)
The battle of the curly, blonde hair goes in favour of Meg Ryan who made sure her better record doesn't get spoiled by the otherwise very tricky Virginia Madsen. A long hairpulling contest eventually came to an end when Virginia realized Meg has ripped most of her chunks and the majority of the hair scattering the floor belongs to her rather then Meg. Virginia thought better of it and quit the fight to give Meg yet another success in her unheralded run of glory.

Tanya Roberts (36) vs Brooke Shields (34)
Even a closer fight came up next with Tanya Roberts just prevailing in a straight-forward punchfest when she caught Brooke Shields in the eye and followed it up by yanking her back-and-forth by the hair. Tanya did take her share of pounding beforehand, but eventually took advantage of what Brooke called "a lucky punch" and kicked the taller brunette on her knees and pummelled into submission. Both women looked equally battered after the fight and judging by their looks this fight could as well ended in a draw, but Tanya got that one punch better of her opponent which barbosa and realisticman had shown faith in.

Sharon Stone (52) vs Samantha Fox (20)
Business as usual for Sharon Stone who literally tore Samantha Fox apart and turned her into a flat-chested singer after a lenghty display of sexual domination. This said, Sharon still came up short of the biggest beatdown of the entire round as her old nemesis Heather Thomas smacked Marla Heasley by even more impressive margin. Sharon's next opponent better be worried already as the overall leader is gunning down for the ultimate demolition in the next round.

Hunter Tylo (27) vs Kate Capshaw (43)
As brave as Hunter was against Kate, she just could withstand the blonde punching the shit of ouf her and after few minutes Kate had the brunette crawling on the floor in pain before she could kick her in the jaw for the ultimate knock-out. Hunter collapsed in agony and didn't bother to get up while Kate placed her foot on her chest and stroke a winning pose.

Marla Heasley (13) vs Heather Thomas (55)
After nearly losing to Heather Locklear, Heather Thomas fulfilled her vengence by thumping Marla Heasley in the biggest beatdown of the entire round, something that even Sharon Stone became jealous of. Boh Glamour Fights and realisticman had this outcome on their cards and Marla did little to disappoint them. A barrage of punches deprived the brunette of any willpower and once Heather ripped her dress to shreds and pinned her on the floor, the victory was going only one way. More mauling, scratching and punching left Marla unconscious and Heather jumping all over the brunette's chest in a sheer display of anger and joy put together. With this win Heather passes Kathleen Turner into second place overall.

Donna Dixon (50) vs Emma Samms (20)
Another easy fight for the undefeated woman as Emma Samms' inspired pose proved worthless against the barrage of Donna Dixon's kicks and punches. Emma got knocked unconscious even quicker then Marla Heasley, but Donna showed a little more sympathy to her fallen opponent and settled in for the third biggest beatdown of the entire round instead.