[Glamour Fights]

This is the last round of the tournament!

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Joey Heatherton	Loni Anderson
25 years old	24 years old
5'5” 112 lbs BMI: 18.7	5'5” 120 lbs BMI: 20.0
34C-20-32	38E-25-36
10th 44pts 22-8-0	11th 42pts 20-8-2

Joey and Loni are dressed in skimpy outfits to show off their bodies. Each one must believe that she ahs the better, fitter body to get your support. Joey has even shown us she is clean shaven below but all we know about Loni is that she has had a bikini wax. Hopefully Joey will reveal if she is also clean shaven. Both women are tough and good fighters so they could produce an excellent fight. Joey seems to have the advantage in the hairpulling department with her short hair compared to Loni’s long, thick blonde hair. Loni certainly has the advantage if it turns into a tit fight. Joey could move all the way up to 7th spot if she wins but she would fall below Loni if she loses to Loni. Loni could move as high as 9th spot and above Raquel who she hates if she wins. On the other hand she could fall below Luciana Paluzzi if she loses. Loni beat Raquel so thinks it is fitting if she ended up ahead of her. Loni lost to Luciana by a point so she definitely wants to finish ahead of her.
Joey Heatherton: What has Loni got other than two big, flabby, misshapened tits? My body is firmer and sexier than hers. My legs and arms are vastly superior to hers and I have more stamina. I will soften her up until she can hardly stand. Then enjoy dragging her around by that big mop of hair. Doesn’t she knows that the big hair style went out with Farrah Fawcett?
Loni Anderson: It isn’t my fault if my breasts just keep getting larger. Joey will find out just how firm and perfectly formed they are. If she thinks I am just a pair of tits she is in for a shock. My legs have crushed a lot bigger and tougher woman than her into submission. Just ask Lynda Carter who thought she could take me behind the set of “Partners in Crime.” And if she wants an arm battle I will twist her arms like pretzels. Then she will feel the power of my biceps and headlock when I crush her head against my boob until she passes out.

Cassandra Peterson (Elvira)	Cathy Lee Crosby
20 years old	25 years old
5'7" 118 lbs BMI: 18.5	5'7½” 128 lbs BMI: 19.8
34D-21-34	35B-23-34
7th 45pts 22-7-1	14th 32pts 16-14-0

Elvira is evil personified and we can tell that Cassandra is intent on being very sinister and nasty when she comes out as Elvira. When she comes out as herself she signals it will be a more catfight will less scratching and dirty tricks but with more sexual dominance. I think she employs the latter strategy when facing a woman who is heavier, stronger and/or more athletic than her. Personally I like the Cassandra version as she is always nude or almost nude. She has a nice bush that she can use to taunt and humiliate her rival by rubbing it all over her face. Conversely her opponent can get a good grip on it and inflict lots of pain and even drag her around by it. I think few would disagree that Cathy Lee is heavier, stronger, and more athletic. She also believes she is better than her record and will probably go after Cassandra to put her away as hard as she can. Will Cathy Lee fall victim to Cassandra’s charms and suddenly find herself in a sex fight she would lose or a hold she can’t get out of. Or will Cathy Lee stick to business and use her physical advantages to force Cassandra into submission? Cassandra has won her last 14 fights with very easy wins in her last 8 fights. Cathy Lee has two good wins but lost to Dian Parkinson before that.
Cassandra Peterson: GF, I don’t know why you think Cathy Lee is more athletic than me. Sure she is heavier, in fact she is a fat ass and slow as a cow. I am quick and flexible. That is how I have won my last several fights so easily and convincingly. You are fooled by my body with is certainly more feminine than that horse, Cathy Lee. Just for you I am going to rip out all her hair in a catfight before I make her beg for my sexual pleasures.
Cathy Lee Crosby: So she thinks she is more athletic than me? Just lot at that soft belly compared to my firm abs. And my arms and legs are way stronger than hers. Cassandra had been be flexible when I twist her into a pretzel. And as for pulling hair – I will yank out hair at both ends. Have you even seen a woman lifted up horizontally by her hair and her bush? Stay tuned….

Diane McBain	Goldie Hawn
18 years old	24 years old
5'7" 118 lbs BMI: 18.5	5'5" 118 lbs BMI: 19.7
35C-23-34	34B-24-36
17th 28pts 14-16-0	32nd 3pts 1-28-1

Two slender blondes face off in this fight. Diane makes up for her slender body by being nastier and dirtier than her opponent. Goldie tends to be more the comic trying to get her rival off guard and then move in for the kill. Diane has been much more successful so far. But Diane is horrified and very angry she is not in the top half of the rankings. And to think that Tuesday is ahead of her, someone she beat before. She is even behind Sharon Tate who she thinks is not in her league in catfighting. I almost got my face ripped off when I reminded Diane she lost to Sharon. Diane has to beat Goldie to have a chance at moving ahead of Tuesday. She has to win big if she wants to have any chance of moving ahead of Sharon. Goldie has the ignominy of being in last place. She has only a slim chance of moving ahead of Nancy Kwan even if she wins. It is Goldie’s last chance to gain some respect by out catfighting someone who is known for her catfighting. Goldie matches up well physically with Diane so maybe we will see a fierceness we have not seen out of her before. By the way, it that some sort of weapon Goldie has in her hand?
Diane McBain: Nice to see Goldie has fixed up her normally stringy, ugly hair so I can have fun messing it up. A few good punches to her glass jaw and I will put her on her stomach. Then I am going to stand on her back and pull out strand after strand of hair until she is completely bald. 
Goldie Hawn: That fucking Diana is skinny and weaker than me. I am not afraid of her claws. I am going to push her around and then rip her hair out. I have muscles. How come you never show people my bicep. [Goldie shows me a photo she makes me publish]

[When I try ask her whose arm she photoshopped on her shoulder I have to dodge as she tries to kick me in the balls.]

Sharon Tate	Martine Beswick
26 years old	28 years old
5'5” 112 lbs BMI: 18.7	5'5” 128 lbs BMI: 21.3
36B-22-35	35B-25-37
15th 30pts 15-15-0	13th 32pts 16-14-0

Sharon’s eyes light up when I tell her that by beating Martine she will move ahead of her and could also finished ahead of Cathy Lee Crosby. You can see the renewed vigor and resolve in Sharon’s eyes to beat Martine. Then Sharon glances down and at her breasts maybe thinking how she must protect them from Marine’s sharp claws. Marine glares at me for such a suggestion and has the look of someone who is going to tear Sharon apart without giving her a chance to get into the fight. She looks particularly nasty in that gladiator or evil empress outfit. My guess is that lots of blonde and brunette hair will liter the floor by the time this is done.
Sharon Tate: Marine is trying to look menacing but I am not intimidated by her. She got pounded by Adrienne Barbeau who I beat. And she was beat up by Pam Grier in her last fight so she must be tired and feeling the pain. I had two easy fights against Britt Ekland and Nancy Kwan so I am in great shape. In addition I showed my martial arts skills against Nancy. Martine is going down, of that I can assure you.
Martine Beswick: So Sharon thinks a little acting with martial arts makes her formidable. Why she is just a frail wisp of a girl and that 112 pounds is probably soaking wet with lead weights in her pockets. I am going to give you a demonstration of tossing someone around like a rag doll. And it will be by her blonde hair. God I hate blondes even since they had me lose that fight with a blonde Raquel. The bitch wouldn’t fight me for real, the chickenshit. Sharon is too stupid to be afraid of me but she should be. I’m going for the biggest beat down of the round. 

Barbara Bach	Sherry Jackson
22 years old	27 years old
5''7” 116 lbs BMI: 18.2	5'4” 120 lbs BMI: 20.6
36B-24-35	36C-22-35
26th 13pts 6-23-1	28th 8pts 4-26-0

I can hear barbosa now “An uninteresting fight between two of the weaker women. Don’t tell Barbara and Sherry that. Both  look deadly serious. Each looks like she thinks she can win and will give a terrific fight to get the win. Long, dark hair to grab, rip, and throw the other about. It may not be the most skilled fighting between strong women but I’ll bet it is very entertaining with the outcome in question. They match up well. Barbara is taller and Sherry is heavier. Barbara demolished Jaclyn Smith and gave Edy Williams a very tough fight only to get throttled by Cassandra Peterson. She has shown that given a fairly equivalent opponent she knows how to win. Sherry hasn’t won since she gave Nancy Kwan a good beating. Perhaps she is too sweet and timid against really nasty women but I think she can beat Barbara if she is convinced she can. I predict a better fight than their records show.
Barbara Bach: GF, I am insulted that you think Sherry could beat me. I remind you I was a Bond girl and a cavewoman. I will call upon my experience of both of those to go after “daddy’s girl” with vengeance. She will cringe when I attack her viciously and be shaking like the frightened little girl she is. Look the openings in her sides so I can scratch her there
Sherry Jackson: That bitch has me angry with her bad talking about me. You are going to see an angry Sherry that will knock Barbara off her feet. I am going to tear tat stupid red outfit to shreds and then the skin underneath it.

Nancy Kwan	Pam Grier
30 years old	20 years old
5'3” 110 lbs BMI: 19.5	5'8” 120 lbs BMI: 18.3
33B-22-35	38D-22-36
31st 5pts 2-27-1	8th 45pts 22-7-1

Nancy Kwan is in second to last place but a win over Pam could move her past Jaclyn Smith and Stefanie Powers – two women she believes are worse fighters than her. Nancy has chosen an oriental style dress to wear to help her concentrate on using her martial arts skills to best advantage. It is the only chance she has of beating Pam by slowing her up with kicks and chops. Then tossing her down and using an armbar to force a submission. Pam is in 8th place and for many that might be considered good. Pam thinks of herself as number 1 and certainly is happy with being number eight. She plans to end up ahead of Cassandra Peterson and Senta Berger by totally destroying Nancy.
Nancy Kwan: I know the odds are against me but I know I can beat Pam. I have to stay out of her clutches and use my legs and punches to soften her up. I have seen her go down from a good punch to her jaw and think what a kick there will do. She is over confident and I will use that to my advantage.
Pam Grier: I wonder what Nancy has been smoking or shooting up if she thinks she has a chance. I am gong now only for the biggest beat down this time but the biggest beat down ever – even better than Sybil’s thrashing of Jaclyn. I am going for the first shutout in celebrity fighting history.

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Linda Evans	Jill St. John
27 years old	29 years old
5'8” 125 lbs BMI: 19.0	5'6” 118 lbs BMI: 19.1
34C-24-34	36C-22-35
4th 52pts 26-4-0	5th 48pts 24-6-0

These last two fights are the premier fights of this set in my opinion. I am expecting a really good fight between Linda and Jill. I have called Jill the sleeper of this tournament. I don’t know if she is fighting way above her head or is just that good and I underestimated her. Unlike many of the others I had very little knowledge of her fighting abilities from her background and movies. Jill could even end up in 3rd place if she wins and Sybil loses. But she has a tough fight on her hands with Linda. Linda’s performance has not surprised me. I knew she was big and strong and loved physical action. I didn’t think she was one of the favorites to win but wouldn’t have been surprised if she had won the title. She is in 5th place just behind Jill. She could stay there if she wins. If she loses she could fall below Senta Berger if Senta wins. This is a fight where both women will want it badly. Neither will leave anything on the table. Unless one of them somehow gets a lucky quick win I can see them both fighting to exhaustion.
Linda Evans: Jill looks soft like she still has a lot of baby fat on her even at 29 years old. But I have seen her fight so there has to be some good muscles under that soft looking appearance. I will not take her lightly nor underestimate her like others have. I am going to come out will all I have and take it to her early. I think if I get her off her feet and struggling she won’t be able to come back. I may even make her eat some redhair after I pull it all out. I just had another thought. How would you like to see me get behind her and drive her pussy into the curved hand grip for the swimming pool stairs.
Jill St. John: Lack of knowledge about my fighting abilities has been one of my advantages. Few knew how will I could fight or what my fighting style was. Of course by now there should be no more secrets unless I have saved a few what the military calls “war reserved modes”. Linda is tough but I am tougher and better. She will find out I am not soft  but have solid muscles under that sexy flesh covering If any hair is eaten around her it will be blonde stuffed down her throat. Oh yes, she make also eat some red cxnt hair. Red cxnt hairs are the silkiest and finest you know..

Ann-Margret Olsson	Farrah Fawcett
28 years old	22 years old
5'5" 120 lbs BMI: 20.0	5'5'½” 113 lbs BMI: 18.6
35D-23-35	33½B-22-33
RANKONE	RANKTWO

This is the last but not the least fight of the tournament. The outcome could determine the champion. Ann-Margret needs Elke to lose. Not only that but she has to beat Farrah with a huge score to make sure she beats Elke in the vote difference category as the two will have identical won//loss/draw records. Ann-Margret certainly knows this. She looks full of concentration as she is thinking of what and how she will do to Farrah. Surprisingly Farrah seems somewhat bemused. Perhaps she is just relaxed knowing all the experts will be saying she has no chance against Ann-Margret. Maybe she will tells us what she finds so funny.
Ann-Margret Olsson: Glamour Fights, I don’t want to calling in the security guards to stop me from pulverizing Farrah. I have a private bet with Pam as to who will get the biggest beat down. And none of this loud scream crap to save Farrah’s ass. I need all the points I can get so I  don’t want you cheating me out of any because you favor that black leather clad German blonde bimbo shit. I beat her fair and square when I fought her. I did my part it just none of these other women did theirs or else you somehow manage to cheat them out of a win.
Farrah Fawcett: I see Ann-Margret is counting her chickens before they are hatched. To quote the Aussies Ann-Margret may find out “those chooks turn out to be emus and kick down her dunny.” I am going to kick the shit out of her. What do I find so funny? It is Ann-Margret trying to look so tough. She just looks silly. She looks slow and even out of shape. Is that some cellulite I see on her thighs? Why I believe it is. She ahs lost before so she is not so invincible. She even lost to Edy Williams of all people. This blonde Angel is going to take that redheaded slut apart. Mark my words.

[Mindcastle]

Some great new pictures! Thanks!

[Vassago]

Just like in the first set I want to express my admiration towards Glamour Fights and his tremendous effort while making these polls 

Here are my final eight predictions and looks like more hair is being pulled out as all the woman want to humiliate their opponents one more time before trophies will be awarded 

Joey Heatherton vs Loni Anderson
Together with Sybil Danning, Pam Grier and Martine Beswick I rate Joey as one of the most aggressive women in the field. This means she'll go into attacking mode aganst anybody, regardless of the size and strenght of the opponent. Joey is puzzled on what she wants more - pull Loni's hair or rip her tits off. She decides she wants both. Loni's breast smothering tactics won't have much chance to succeed against such a strong opponent and Joey quickly grabs Loni's hair and beings to yank her off her feet. Few punches to the stomach eventually send Loni on the ground where Joey can tear her opponent's skimpy bikini and work on those 38E tits. Loni would be very surprised by Joey's aggression and she won't be able to do much when Joey pounds her head against the ground. Eventually Loni slumps into a state when she's completely at Joey's mercy but there will be none shown until Joey rips all of Loni's hair and mauls her boobs into a complete mess. - There, that should do it, a completely bald and flat-chested stupid cxnt who said she will crush me with her thighs! - Joey won't resist into insulting the fallen opponent and Loni won't be able to respond having been wrecked so badly.

Cassandra Peterson vs Cathy Lee Crosby
Another case when one woman's aggression and determination is just too much for the other. Cathy has got the physical presence to match almost anyone, but her lack of agility and speed has cost her place in the top ten of the overall standings. Cassandra will be no exception taking advantage of Cathy's slow movement and below par viciousness. Cassandra has pummelled Barbara Bach easily and once she displays her speed and flexibility, Cathy will be send spiralling down on the floor and choking on her own hair that Cassandra manages to rip out easily and shove it down the blonde's throat. Not to mention the redhead's exceptional skills when she is able to claw her opponent's crotch to stamp her sexual domination as well as pure fighting ones. I see Cassandra grimming with a broad smile once she has naked Cathy trapped underneath her and choking on her own hair struggling even to whisper her submission. One last sexual dominance for Cassandra is definitely name of the game in this fight. In fact she is so eager to manhandle Cathy, that she even lets Elke Sommer borrow one of her wigs for the trophy presentation!

Diane McBain vs Goldie Hawn
Usually all of Goldie's opponents don't even have to go for her hair in order to gain a quick submission. Few punches to the head and guts send Goldie down and out unless some of the tournament big guns are betting for the biggest beatdown. For Diane things looks different, she wants something more then just a quick punchfest. Perhaps she's really jealous of Goldie's hair or is mad about Goldie saying she's matching her physically (which is correct but Diane doesn't give a damn anyway). All things considered, both women go for each other's hair but after a rather short contest, Diane easily gains control and forces Goldie on the ground where she can heaflock her and rip all her hair out in convincing fashion. Diane is another woman who shows no sympathy for her fallen opponent and makes Goldie really regret her muscle flexing and bitchy pre-fight comments. The only hair being pulled out here belong to Goldie Hawn.

Sharon Tate vs Martine Beswick
One of the ultimate blonde vs brunette catfights (I still fancy Dian Parkinson as the most proper blonde opponent for Martine with Sharon coming second in the blonde rankings). Like I've stated in Set 1, Tuesday Weld is cheering Martine in this one, hoping to jump over Sharon in the overall rankings. Martine doesn't give a damn anyway, since all she wants to do it rip her blonde foe bald. Whatever worked for Sharon against Nancy Kwan, won't work against Martine here, cause this will be a very rough slugfest with no place for sophisticated martial arts. Martine jumps on Sharon like she's Raquel Welch's twin sister and begins yaning her by the hair. Sharon tries to respond, but is clearly playing second fiddle. Both women hit the floor quickly - or should I say - Martine literally drags the blonde there before pounding the crap out of her with a sheer display of fury. Sharon whimpers in pain but resists a submission which only fuels the brunette's anger. She turns the blonde on her stomach and continues to remove blonde strands of hair until there is only a few left. Martine wraps them around her hand and yells out at Sharon - So I see some stupid blonde bimbo wanting me to fucking destroy you. You blondes don't like each other, huh? Well, I don't care about her and I don't fucking care about you either! I fucked up Dian Parkinson and you're even weaker then her, bitch. Do you finally give up? Sharon has covered her face in hands but has taken all the punishment she could and cries out her submission with Martine sparing her a couple of strands of hair. Meanwhile on the sidelines Tuesday Weld is jumping on joy as well as she has moved ahead of Sharon Tate in the overall standings.

Barbara Bach vs Sherry Jackson
After Jaclyn Smith vs Lindsay Wagner this is second fight where a couple of weaker women think they have a victory in sight and want to claw their allededy inferior opponent apart. Somewhat of a chaotic and not so intense fight is on the cards with Barbara being just a little stronger and thus gaining slight advantage as things heat up. Sherry is very brave in trying to match the bigger oppoenent but eventually a well placed kick to the guts send Sherry down and Barbara can finish her off with a rare display of punches on her behalf. Sherry's resistance is on the weak side and Barbara has little trouble in pinning the smaller woman into submission.

Nancy Kwan vs Pam Grier
Good pick for the biggest beatdown of the entire round. Pam doesn't care for all the hairpulling going on elsewhere, she just wants to destroy her allegedly martial arts skilled opponent in a straight-forward fashion. The fight istelf is a big physical mismatch and Nancy doesn't stand a chance of surviving round one let alone thinking about knocking Pam out. This is almost a practice session for Pam who uses Nancy as a human rag doll, training dummy and punchbag all in one. Nancy won't be even able to signal her submission because she's getting knocked out stoned cold unconscious here.

Linda Evans vs Jill St. John
A couple of women who once thought about spoiling the odds before having to settle for places just outside the podium. A long and very gruelling fight is in prospect with all the scratching, breast maulling and face slapping involved before one woman can finally claim superiority. I almost flipped a coin to decide on this one, but then I decided to favour Jill who is the more determined woman IMO and doesn't let Linda's Dynasty catfighting experience get into her head. Moreover Linda's nemesis Joan Collins has been kicked all over the place in the 50s poll and the knowledge about Linda's experience being enhanced at the very least allows Jill to smother her blonde opponent on the floor where she can facesit her into victory and 4th place overall.

Ann-Margaret Olsson vs Farrah Fawcett
According to my picks Elke Sommer is already wearing Cassandra's wig and looking on how much can Ann Margaret beat Farrah Fawcett up. Those are the odds because even Farrah's monumental hairpulling struggle with Suzanne Somers won't allow her to bother Ann Margaret much. On the other hand Ann has decided to make a pre-fight statement as follows - First I want to make everyone know Farrah Fawcett is going to end up bald and beaten up to a complete pulp, secondly I want to thank Sybil Danning for wrecking that German bimbo shit so I can actually still win this competition and finally I want to say that even if I don't win it I can claim a joint winner's trophy as I beat that German slut in our own fight so she's a useless loser anyway! And now bring on Farrah!
Indeed the fight follows and it's one-way traffic. Ann-Margaret is in full destruction mode and Farrah is losing her hair left, right and centre. A barrage of punches turn the blonde's stomach into a complete mush and some out of out of the book face-kicking result in Farrah spitting out her teeth as well. After no more then five minutes the battered Farrah can't even whimper her submission, she's been completely demolished but will that be enough for Ann-Margaret to claim the overall success? Well, my cristal globe has gone missing and I must rely on other experts' opinions as they perhaps tell me who they think will win it in the end. I call Elke and Ann ending up with 58 pts each and the votes difference is beyond my predictions!

[Glamour Fights]

Thanks again, Vassago, for your excellent descriptions.

Now ladies, let's get serious about this hairpulling. I could use more hair for my wigs. There are lots of blondes and brunettes but red hair is at a premium. So I would like to see a lot  Cassandra's, Sherry's (a nice dark red color), Jill's, and Ann-Margret's hair littering the floor by the end of the fights. Redheaded ladies, you don't have to lose the fight, just lose your hair. Much obliged.

[byline]

Great fights, great pics, great work. Keep it up. Comments to follow later.

[byline]

Rip her hair out!

[Blogger348]

Joey Heatherton is showing some of the fisticuffs that she is famous for.  With Loni on the ropes, Joey is using Loni's oversized jugs as punching bags.  If this keeps up, Loni will be going down for the count. When Joey removed her bottoms at the start of the fight, Loni was totally distracted - in fact, she was distracted far much longer than one would think reasonable as she stared at Joey's natural blonde neatly trimmed tuft.  The distraction gave Joey the opportunity to connect with a hard uppercut to Loni's toned, but unprepared, abs followed by a devastating round house right to Loni's left cheek bone.  Loni’s gorgeous legs became rubber and she hit the mat with a loud thud.  Still dazed as Joey pulled her to her feet and into a front headlock, the big busted blonde was still feeling the effects of the near-KO punch of her near-naked blonde adversary.  Joey continues to connect with hard slaps and punches to Loni's hanging melons as she holds Loni off-balance and bent over at the waist.  Lonnie has a choice of protecting her crimson-red breasts or fighting out of her current predicament. With her left eye almost swollen shut, one thing is crystal clear - Loni will be sporting a magnificent black eye after the fight. 

Jill St. John is giving Linda Evans a lesson in grappling as she holds her trapped in a belly down head scissors.   With Linda’s head trapped between her luscious thighs and her arms restrained, Jill is free to pound Linda’s body with her free right hand delivering staccato punches to the back and ribs.  Linda is trying to distract Jill by rubbing her chin back and forth, and up and down against Jill’s mound through the thin cloth of Jill’s panties.  While having some success with this unorthodox defense, Linda is fading quickly and will have to perform a miracle move to pull this fight out of the loss record.  Jill is simply overpowering Linda each time that Linda attempts to fight back. Linda will need a lucky punch to end this fight in the win column.

[djcrash]

Pam hurts Nancy bad in about 10 seconds. Loni gets the upset of the round in beating Joey.

[Vassago]

Thanks again, Vassago, for your excellent descriptions.

Now ladies, let's get serious about this hairpulling. I could use more hair for my wigs. There are lots of blondes and brunettes but red hair is at a premium. So I would like to see a lot  Cassandra's, Sherry's (a nice dark red color), Jill's, and Ann-Margret's hair littering the floor by the end of the fights. Redheaded ladies, you don't have to lose the fight, just lose your hair. Much obliged.

You've got Ann Margaret really mad now  Unfortunately I think Sherry Jackson will have to fulfill all your requests for ripped out red hair as Cassandra is better off thinking one sexual spanking domination rather then your exclusive wig company 

[Glamour Fights]

You've got Ann Margaret really mad now  Unfortunately I think Sherry Jackson will have to fulfill all your requests for ripped out red hair as Cassandra is better off thinking one sexual spanking domination rather then your exclusive wig company 

I'm not  too worried and Ann-Margret. I know how to smooth her ruffled feathers. I do see Farrah being tired of having her famous mop ripped out and will relieve Ann-Margret of lots of her hair. There doesn't seem to be a huge market for pubic hair, at least not for wigs but Cassandra will probably provide lots of that both from herself and from Cathy Lee. But I'll bet there will be demand from souvenir collectors. 

[byline]

One thing for sure, this is the last set of fights so any woman worth her salt will be going all out. There will be some upsets this round as the “little, weak women” will fight harder than some tougher women who aren’t prepared for a tough fight. No matter how physically or mentally dominant one woman is over the other they will be few easy fights.

Joey Heatherton beaten by Loni Anderson
I seem to be the only one so far who thinks Loni Anderson will win over Joey Heatherton. Loni is heavier and I think she is taller than Joey even though they are listed at the same height. Joey is certainly faster and has the better stamina. Lots of short blonde hair and long blonde hair will be lost in this fight. Each holds the other by the hair with their left hand and punches with the right hand. Both gasp hair with blows to the belly. Loni’s big breasts become a major target for Joey. Her blows hurt but the soft fleshy breasts absorb the blows better than Loni’s target does. It is Joey’s naked pussy which gives Loni no doubt where to punch. Loni trades tit blows for cxnt blows and comes out the winner as eventually Joey crumbles to her knees.

Cassandra Peterson beats Cathy Lee Crosby
Physically Cassandra Peterson is no match for the heavier, stronger and more athletic Cathy Lee Crosby. But Cathy is no match to Cassandra when it comes to fighting ability and desire – whether it be with vicious catfighting or sexual domination. This is one of the few fairly one-sided fights as Cathy doesn’t know if Cassandra is going to scratch her eyes out or force her into an orgasm. Probably both knowing “the mistress of the dark’s” evil heart. Lots of blonde hair is provided for Glamour Fights company but little of Cassandra’s much more beautiful red hair.

Diane McBain beats Goldie Hawn
No matter how many times Goldie Hawn shows us a fake bicep photo she is still weak. Diane McBain isn’t exactly the strongest woman around but she is stronger than Goldie. She is also an order of magnitude meaner, nastier, and a better fighter. The main thing Diane can do for her reputation in this fight is to get the biggest beatdown. Anything less she will consider a failure. “How many ways can I torture you…. Let me count the ways…” says Diane with her sinister laugh as she proceeds to show Goldie.

Sharon Tate beaten by Martine Beswick
Hold onto your hats for this one. This will be a good blonde vs brunette fight and not the walk over many think it will be. Sharon Tate has more to prove than Martine Beswick. Martine could well come out lethargic and not very interested in the fight as she knows she could crush the slender, light Sharon under her thumb. Careful Marine or Sharon might bend that thumb back to force a submission. Sharon is spurred on as she hears the victorious Tuesday Weld jumping for joy that she will move ahead of Sharon. Sharon attacks the lackadaisical Martine with everything she has. She almost wins but her best is still not better than Martine’s worse. One good punch for even a weaken Martine sends Sharon head over heels. Martine barely escapes a humiliating defeat.

Barbara Back beats Sherry Jackson
I agree with Vassago that these are two of the weaker women who each thinks she has a chance to win. The fact that both BELIEVE and THINK they will win will make this fight one helluva fight. Barbara is a taller but Sherry is a little heavier and more substantial so I think they are well matched physically. Both will rip hair, claw, and roll around trying to get on top. It will be back and forth with each one giving as much as receiving. The victor will be the one who ends up on top as both fight to exhaustion. It could be Sherry but I think Barbara will out last her.

Nancy Kwan beaten by Pam Grier
Women like Pam Grier and Martine Beswick are disappointed in their record. This means they could become more vicious and rip their last opponent apart or they could have a “what the fuck” attitude towards an opponent “not worthy” to fight them. I am guessing the later with Pam. Nancy isn’t blonde so Pam doesn’t have that factor to get her in the mood to rip Nancy apart. There is not much glory in beating Nancy by a little or by a lot. On the other hand Nancy could gain some respect by beating Pam and could even more ahead of Jaclyn Smith and Stefanie Powers. Look for one ferocious kicking, hip tossing, karate chopping Nancy to try and beat the crap out of Pam. Too bad like Sharon against Martine, even if Nancy does a lot of damage to Pam, once Pam decides to end the fight she will knock Nancy out. There is just a glimmer of hope for Nancy that her sum total of kicks and punches will do the job on Pam

Linda Evans beats Jill St. John
Jill St. John is prettier, sexier, with a better figure, with better legs, with a better ass, and better hair than Linda Evans. Unfortunately for Jill, Linda is bigger, tougher, stronger and a better fighter albeit not by much. It will be a tough fight with lots of blonde and red hair for Glamour Fights. There will be stages of toe to toe slugfest, belly to belly hair ripping, and grappling on the ground. In each case Linda will get the slight better of Jill. Eventually Linda will wear Jill down and take control. At the end of the fight she will entwine Jill’s arms and legs around the ladder railings. Then she will go to work on Jill’s soft belly, pounding it to mush before she smacks the hell out of Jill’s breasts.

Ann-Margret beats Farrah Fawcett
Ann-Margret won’t be lackadaisical or disinterested in this fight, the only chance Farrah Fawcett would have. This is for the title and the only chance Ann-Margret has is to beat the living hell out of Farrah and hope Elke loses by a big margin. You can beat that Ann-Margret will be going for the biggest beat down. Farrah only achievement is to prevent that and thus deprive Ann-Margret of the title. Farrah will fight bravely but their will be a lot more of her famous locks strewn all over the floor than there will be red hair. Sorry, Glamour Fights, but Farrah wont be able to contribute a lot of red hair for your wig business. Ann-Margret does have a decision to make. Does she stay and continue to pound away on Farrah and rack up the score? Or does she go off and cheer Sybil on who seems to have run into difficulties against Elke? Or does she go off and try to convince Glamour Fights to have a run off if she wins and Elke loses but Elke still has a bigger point differential? What would you do?

[Mindcastle]

Go Joey GO. You are just finding your grove. You have been a spoiler for much of the tournament having beat some of the top seated finalist.  Now, you are doing a real job on Loni Anderson another tough blonde and another highly rated 'spoiler'. You beat the stuffings out of her big boobs when you used them as punching bags and your knees to her buttocks and thighs has made her legs feel like rubber. As you stand there with her head trapped between your thighs, you chose to strip off her bikini bottom and slap her butt instead of going in for the kill. That is not a wise idea. Don't play with her now, put her out. I would suggest that you fall back and let her head hit the canvas. In her condition, she can't take much more, she's almost out now. Once you are declared the winner, then have your fun.

Jill, I can't believe that you let that skinny blonde get on top of you again; you were doing so well. She ain't that tough. Hell, even Stephanie Powers beat her in a real live fight. She is a tough lady but you are tougher. Don't forget that $25K bonus that Frankie promised if you beat her. You're still in the fight - let her wear herself out, then roll her over and punch her lights out. Remember what happens if you lose the fight.

Ann, you are doing well, Farrah is one tough chick in her own right.  I know that she is not in your class but she has been doing pretty well against you -unless, of course you have taken the humanitarian approach and have eased up on her. Remember, you are fighting against Elke in this match, not Farrah. If you can beat Farrah by a wide enough margin, there is a chance that you can win the tournament. I know that it is against your gentle nature but you have to beat Farrah down even more because Sybil is having her difficulties with Elke and has lost points rapidly.   Also, remember that Elke is the paramour of GF who just happens to be the referee for the match. There have already been a number of questionable calls that may be have given Elke the unfair advantage.
Remember what happend to Raquel when she lost by one point with a controversial decision by good old GF. It is probably gooing to happen again.
 
Even though you beat Elke earlier in the tournament and you have the same record, Elke can take this tournament if she can hang in there with Sybil for just a little while longer.

By the way, the word on the street is that Senta Berger wants another piece of you. Even though she gave you your only loss of the tournament, she claims that she still 'owes' you from when she met you in Berlin in the presence of old King Creole himself. What is that all about? By the way, Cassandra Peterson said she routing for you and will be waiting for you after the fight. She said she has something special for you to celebrate the end of the tournament.

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Joey has the fight won now and she is just having some fun using Loni as a punching bag.  What a humilation for the friendly, big-busted blonde.

It was anticipated that Cassandra would do a job on Kathy Lee and she is not disappointing. Who ever would have guessed that good old Elvira was not only a bad girl but a tough babe to boot.

Will wonders ever cease, Sharon Tate taking Martine Beswick down. Martine will never be able to show her face again in the cinema world.

Not surprised that Sherry Jackson is beginning to dominate Barbara Bach. She can be a tough little gal. She just doesn't like to fight in public. She can be a tigress in private where no one is around to call her on her unconventional tactics.

Made some comments on the St. John vs. Evans fight but posted them in Set 1 in error.  Go Jill!

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Sorry, I closed this poll by mistake. I had intended to let this last rund last at least a month. The open is unlocked and open for voting again. There are some fights still too close to be determined and could be determined by your votes!!!

[Mindcastle]

Hey KimVal,

Better get those bifocals cleaned. This is a Sixties Tournament. 

Vassago is hosting the 80's tournament of this board and I agree that Jessica should have been included. She had great legs.