[Vassago]

EMMA SAMMS (Age: 29; 5'4" / 27th 1-10) vs VIRGINIA MADSEN (Age: 28; 5'5" / 21st 4-7)
Both women are looking to enhance their negative record and think they have a good chance of doing so in this round. Emma Samms is first to point out her advantage - I believe she already thinks she's won the fight. I don't get a lot of credit recently but this will change once I wipe that sleezy smile off her ugly face! However Virginia Madsen has other ideas - I've squashed the Candyman and I will crush this candy baby as well. She's one of the weakest fighters in the field and I will have little trouble pummelling her all over the place! Mark my words!


CINDY MARGOLIS (Age: 24; 5'7.5" / 12th 7-4) vs MITZI KAPTURE (Age: 27; 5'5" / 23rd 3-8)
After going down to Kathleen Turner, Cindy Margolis is looking for revenge and thinks Mitzi Kapture is a perfect target - That stupid cxnt won't know what has hit her once I tear her apart! I'm stronger, sexier and have better and longer legs! If she wants to suffer the beating of her life, she couldn't have asked for a better predator then me! Bring this bitch on! Meanwhile Mitzi Kapture might be surprised by Cindy's arrogance, but she still thinks it's a matter of hair colour! - That bleached bimbo is the perfect example of why men think of blondes as stupid airheads! I will knock some sense into her empty head and she will be losing all her blonde hair once I'm finished with her!


SAMANTHA FOX (Age: 23; 5'1" / 17th 5-6) vs KIM WILDE (Age: 29; 5'4" / 22nd 3-8)
Battle of the singers comes up next with both claiming to be #1 in the business. This is more then just a fight for these two, it's a matter of honor and the eternal glory in the music world. Samantha Fox is first to underline her supremacy - It's really simple, when it comes to the 80s everyone and I mean EVERYONE knows that I'm #1. That stupid slut Wilde will be singing out my praises and her fucking submission once I rip her blonde mop out! However Kim Wilde herself is less then impressed with those comments - She thinks she's #1? That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard! Do I really need to remind everyone that my first hit, "Kids in America" topped the charts in 1981? Who ever heard of this sillicon slut in 1981? She only emerged as a wannabe coat-tail riding singer around 1986 when I was the real star already! Once I claw her phoney boobs apart, she will be singing out her defeat in no time. Oh and by the way, does she even know how to sing, or uses playback time and time again? Guess her boobs aren't the only phoney thing then!


HEATHER LOCKLEAR Age: 28; 5'5" / 13th 7-4) vs ROSANNA ARQUETTE (Age: 30; 5'4.5" / 30th 0-11)
A woman who defeated Kim Basinger isn't afraid of no one and Heather Locklear has done just that in the previous round so now targets the biggest beatdown of the entire round - That's right, folks. I need to claw some flesh apart so I can get up into the Top 10 where's my rightful place. I will tear this Arquette whore so bad, she will be going down to last place after this round! However Rosanna Arquette has incurred an instant wrath of the fellow blonde and promises to rough her up instead - Lots of much tougher women have praised my fighting skills and said I'm due for a win in this competition. But obviously this ugly bitch failed to take notice! I'll change that once I scratch her eyes out and turn her into a sore loser!


KATHY IRELAND (Age: 26; 5'10" / 8th 8-2-1) vs DONNA DIXON (Age: 32; 5'9" / 4th 11-0)
Few rounds ago Donna Dixon made a mess of Meg Ryan in what looked like the biggest challenge for the undefeated blonde and now she faces the even more tricky Kathy Ireland in what could be the closest fight of the entire round. Kathy easily defeated Mitzi Kapture in the previous round and is aware of the task ahead! - Donna has impressed me so far, but I've heard Dan Aykroyd is stretching her limits during the nights between the fights! I don't think she can handle this unbeaten streak for any longer and will go down under my barrage of blows! She hasn't faced such a strong opponent so far and who cares about Meg Ryan anyway? I forgot about that fight already! However Donna got really furious upon hearing those Dan Aykroyd remarks - How she even dares to mention Dan here! I guess she's got laid by so many random guys during her swimsuit shoots, she's simply jealous of my happy marriage! Besides she might have forgotten about Meg Ryan but I haven't forgotten about Cindy Margolis beating her into a pulp! She thinks she's strong but I will surprise her big time today once I knock her stupid brains out!


MARLA HEASLEY (Age: 30; 5'6" / 29th 1-10) vs KIM BASINGER (Age: 36; 5'7.5" / 6th 10-1)
The A-Team star Marla Heasley faces a difficult task with Kim Basinger seeking revenge following her maiden loss to Heather Locklear in the prevous round - I know Kim is mad about losing her unbeaten record, but I hope her blind fury will backfire and I'll have a chance to catch her with a lucky punch. I hope to get through this fight unscathed but I know it will be very difficult! Meanwhile Kim Basinger is already jumping up and down waiting for the call to start the fight - No trash talk from me before this fight. I'm ready to do some serious ass kicking! I have only one thing to say, I will take the biggest beatdown of this round and Kate Capshaw might as well as say goodbye to her chances!


LYDIA CORNELL (Age: 36; 5'6" / 7th 10-1) vs HEATHER THOMAS (Age: 32; 5'5.5" / 2nd 11-0)
Along with Kathy Ireland vs Donna Dixon this fight must be considered as the premium content of the entire round. Lydia Cornell is on a ten win streak whereas Heather Thomas is yet to lose having survived a brief scare with Heather Locklear two rounds ago. Lydia believes her chanes of spoiling Heather's perfect record are looking very good especially with such a renowed expert as Glamour Fights probably cheering her on for yet another success - Heather's record is very impressive but there always come a time that the pressure of being undefeated backfires and a woman is destined to lose. I will take this as hard as possible right from the start and quite frankly I'm stronger then her, so I expect to smother her before too long and rip her hair out to supply some valuable chunks for Glamour Fights' wig company! It's almost needless to say that Heather Thomas has other ideas and plans to wreck Lydia instead - Someone is calling for outside assistance and that's just ridiculous. My high heels with stomp that ugly whore flat on the floor and once I demolish her completely, no one will be supporting her anymore. My unbeaten record is not something to laugh at, it's something that needs to be admired!


BROOKE SHIELDS (Age: 24; 6'0" / 24th 2-9) vs HUNTER TYLO (Age: 27; 5'6" / 28th 1-10)
Finally after all the powerhouse showdown come two lower ranked women who also promise to deliver a good and close fight on the beach. Brooke Shields wants to jump on Hunter Tylo as soon as possible as she senses a quick win coming her way - You bet I sense a quick win here! Hunter is a weak fighter who just asks to get her ass kicked. I will destroy and mess her up so badly, she will be choking with her own hair once I rip it all out and shove it down her throat! On the other hand Hunter Tylo enters the beach after her nemesis, Katherine Kelly Lang and wants to beat up her rival more then the hatred blonde - It's a tall order, but I need to beat Brooke Shields more then Katherine beats up Nancy Valen. What's more, I'm fucking tired of hearing that Brooke name already (in case you didn't know that the character name of Katherine Kelly Lang on Bold & Beautiful), so I'm going to pummel this one Brooke before I can take the other somewhere in the future! Nothing gets me more angry then hearing of yet another win by that Lang slut!

[Glamour Fights]

Once again my kudos to Vassago. Keep up the great work of photos and pre- and post-fight comments..

Emma Samms vs Virginia Madsen: The weakest Dynasty star is no match for the tough Virginia. Virginia does just like she proclaims and pummels Emma all over the place. An easy win for Virginia who barely woks up a sweat and shaves her energy for her next fi9ght.

Cindy Margolisvs Mitzi Kapture: I admit I have a thing for Mitzi. I have tried to support her and encourage her like I did for Katherine Kelly and Lydia but with less success. I would love to see her wipe that smug look of Cindy’s off her face. Cindy and Mitzi end up in a double figure-fore leglock contest after a long, terrific fight. Cindy’s longer legs provide the leverage she needs to get Mitzi to scream out her submission and beg to be released. Cindy enjoys her triumph by not releasing Mitzi’s legs quickly.

Samantha Fox vs Kim Wilde: I can’t help it, I just see Samantha’s gallon jugs as too big and too vulnerable a target. Kim will work them over with punches until they are raw. Then she will go in with her claws to finish the job. Hell, even if Samantha tries to breast smother Kim her boobs will be too sore to put much pressure on Kim’s face. About the only thing she will accomplish is to get a nipple bitten off.

Heather Locklear vs Rosanna Arquette:  I don’t know how she did it but Heather Locklear beat Kim Basinger. Kim was so much stronger than Heather I thought she would beat Heather up once she got done playing around with her. The fact that Heather stayed with Kim right until the end and then won proved she is the real deal when it comes to catfighting. Comparing Rosanna to Kim it is clear Heather will tear Rosanna apart. Heather is not one to take her opponent for granted. If she runs into a weak opponent she is even more vicious. She has a good chance at getting the worst beatdown this time and only  time will tell if she achieves it.

Kathy Ireland vs Donna Dixon: This fight should be one of the closest, physical, and hardest fought matches. Both women have good size, good strength, good fighting ability and good body control for two taller women. Either woman could win. The record’s seem to indicate that Donna is just a bit stronger and a bit better fighter to pull it off. Who even wins I think it will be by a full body press and perhaps combined with a grapevine. At least that is what I would like to see.

Marla Heasley vs Kim Basinger: Kim was embarrassed by her loss to Heather Locklear. You can bet the house that she will be on a rampage. This would be a one-sided fight under normal conditions. As it is Kim will be aiming at giving Marla a worse beating than Heather does Rosanna. The physical mismatch between Marla and Kim compared to Rosanna and Heather (where Rosanna might even be stronger) suggest Kim has a good chance of winning the beatdown contest against Heather.

Lydia Cornell vs Heather Thomas: As I finally arrive at the Lydia vs Heather fight I see Lydia has been taking a battering from Heather’s bare knuckles. It is clear she will have two black eyes tomorrow and her bedroom eyes won’t be so bedroomish. Now is not the time to abandon Lydia in her hour of need. She is about to get up and Heather is waiting to knock her down again. Heather is a fighting not a puncher. I yell out “Don’t get up, tackle her and take her down. Remember Heather Locklear came close to beating her so believe you can do it. Heather did it by being nasty so you have to be also. Forget that sweet, little sister image you portray on Too Close for Comfort. Picture yourself as one nasty bitch who wants to do to Heather what you wanted to do to Debra. GO GET HER! BE AGGRSSIVE!” Lydia takes my advice and tackles Heather. They are not rolling back and forth and fighting on the ground. I am impressed how hard Lydia is pulling Heather’s hair. naturally Heather is doing the same. Whether Lydia can come back after the pounding she has taken so far is not clear. But I have confidence in her. If I don’t then who will?

Brooke Shields vs Hunter Tylo: Brooke taunts and teases Hunter that “Brooke” is her nemesis. That angers and infuriates Hunter but also causes her a twinge of doubt. The bigger, stronger Brooke attacks Hunter with as much aggression as she can muster. Brooke is not a weak model type but has a solid body. She easily pushes the smaller Hunter around, having gained the quick advantage over her. Brooke won’t let up and Hunter will humiliated by Brooke who wants to prove to some how strong and good a fighter she is. “I have the ‘fighting spirit’ no matter what some idiot like Barbosa thinks.”

[byline]

The opinions expressed here are entirely those of the writer. They reflect in no way the opinions of Vassago.

Emma Samms beaten by Virginia Madsen
If Emma Samms could fight as well as her mouth is big she would be winning this tournament instead of having just one win. She tells Virginia Madsen “you look like an old, beat up, worn out, has been, blonde street whore.” Virginia yells back “we will see who is beaten up.” She latches into Emma’s hair who returns the favor. Virginia is the stronger of the two and the better fighter. It takes some time but she gets Emma down prone. Virginia sits on Emma’s back and has fun ripping out her dark cruly hair.

Cindy Margolis beats Mitzi Kapture
I thought Cindy Margolis would beat Kathleen Turner last time. She didn’t do it but came very close. Maybe that is why Kathleen is have trouble with Audrey Landers because her fight with Cindy was so hard and tiring. Cindy also being tired is about the only reason this fight with Mitzi Kapture would be close. Too bad Mitts took a lot of punishment from Kathy Ireland last fight. She is even in worse shape than Cindy is. Cindy drags Mitzi into her car and shows Mitzi how well internet sex symbols can sexually dominate another woman.

Samantha Fox beats Kim Wilde
Samantha Fox charges into the room with fist swinging. She gives Kim Wilde do chance to grab and maul her much bigger tits. Kim is knocked backward until she is pinned in a corner. Samantha continues to punch her lights out.
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Heather Locklear beats Rosanna Arquette
Talk about super confidence, Heather Locklear is flying high after beating Kim Basinger who was bigger, stronger, and a more skilled wrestler (or so most say). Heather proved to be a better catfighter. Rosanna Arquette is not in the same league with Kim Basinger when it comes to physical prowess. She thinks she can challenge Heather in a catfight by going after Heather’s eyes. Good thing she is ready her bible now as she won’t be able to after Heather scratches her eyes out. Is Rosanna trying to find the right verse to read as her epitaph? Would love to see that cocky smile whipped off of Heather’s face but I am afraid it will only be bigger after this fight. Makes you wonder how Heather has lost four fights already.

Kathy Ireland beats Donna Dixon.
I get the impression from some others that they think Donna Dixon is stronger than Kathy Ireland. My opinion is that Kathy is a much harder body than Donna. Donna maybe big but she has a soft body. Kathy is athletic which is one reason she was a star for Sport’s Illustrated. This blonde vs brunette catfight between two of the bigger women goes in favor of the brunette. In between pulling hair they trade stomach blows. Donna’s punches had little effect on Kathy’s firm abs and belly. Kathy’s punches penetrate Donna’s softer belly and abs. After trading several punches Donna sinks to her knees gasping for breath. Kathy forces her all the way down. She wraps her long powerful legs around Donna’s chest and squeezes her boobs flat against her ribcage. Fight over.

Marla Heasley beaten by Kim Basinger
Poor Marla Heasley, she runs into Kim Basinger who just lost to Heather Thomas. Not only did that ruin Kim’s perfect record but she is furious about losing to such a skinny weak bitch. Kim is ready to tear anyone and anything apart. Not only is Marla no where near as big a bitch nor as vicious a catfighter but Kim has decided to practice her catfighting on Marla so she doesn’t suffer a similar defeat again. Marla never has a chance as Kim is as vicious and nasty as she can be on her way to the biggest beat down this time.

Lydia Cornell beaten by Heather Thomas
I see Glamour Fights has arrived to try and encourage Lydia Cornell onto victory. As he noted she already has her eyes battered closed. His advice to tackle Heather Tomas and take her down isn’t very good as Lydia can barely see Heather. Even if she does manage to tackle Heather it is bad advice. Heather can outfight her on the ground just as badly. It is a case of another overrated soft airhead blonde being brutalized by a tougher, stronger, and sexier blonde. Go Heather, beat the living crap out of Lydia.

Brooke Shields beats Hunter Tylo.
Brooke Shields has twice the wins as Hunter Tylo. So it is only two wins to one. Brooke has been susceptible to fighters who can punch hard and who can outfight her on the ground once they go down. Just like Heather and Lydia, Brooke can out punch Heather and can out fight her on the ground – though not nearly the mismatch as Heather against Lydia. Kathleen Turner is also enjoying watching this fight on the beach. She likes see them both punch each other out. She wishes Hunter would soften Brooke up more because Brooke has the size to beat Kathleen even if she doesn’t have the fighting skills. Alas Brooke will come out of this fight fairly unscathed.

[byline]

Only abut a day left to vote. Some good fights going on and two close ones. Emma Samms vs. Virginia Madsen and Lydia Cornell vs. Heather Thomas. GO VOTE, you can help determine the winners. 

[djcrash]

Got my votes in.

[byline]

Only a few hours to go. Loos like Virginia is pulling away from Emma just as I knew she would.

What the hell happened to Heather Thomas? I knew this fight would not be so close at the end. But Heather was supposed to start beating the crap out of Lydia. Vassago, go check and make sure Glamour Fights isn't interfering. No way that soft, phony blonde and phony actress should be taking it to Heather. Come on folks, let's set this right! There's still time. 

[Vassago]

Like I've stated in Set 1, Round 12 was extremely intense and Lydia Cornell grabbed the biggest scalp of them all by handing Heather Thomas her first defeat of the competition. Once again, thanks to byline for his late efforts, but I guess he looked for other result in the Cornell/Thomas fight 

Emma Samms (47) vs Virginia Madsen (54)
Despite a very lousy record Emma Samms put up one of her more impressive showings tearing up with Virginia Madsen until the point the blonde simply outmiscled her and forced down on the ground where vicious face-slaps and punches finally relieved the redhead of any willpower. Only realisticman believed Emma would prevail, but Virginia's better record proved no mistake as she just outlasted the weakest of the Dynasty quartet for the victory.

Cindy Margolis (67) vs Mitzi Kapture (39)
There was a lot of solace for Mitzi Kapture after her recent losses, but even barbosa's wishes failed to materialise in this round again as Cindy Margolis long proved she's not a weak oversized bimbo (just ask Kathy Ireland) and took all her anger out on the smaller brunette, pouding her into a quick submission. This was some old fashioned butt-kicking and Mitzi just couldn't handle Cindy's aggression for very long and was handed the fourth biggest defeat of the entire round.

Samantha Fox (52) vs Kim Wilde (46)
The script was pretty obvious for this fight, either Samantha smothers Kim with her boobs or the boobs will be ripped apart by Kim's sharp nails. Most of the pundits favoured the former outcome and that's exactly what happened allthough Kim managed to rip Sam's cleavage open before finally succumbing to the smother technique Sam was always destined to apply. But the score was pretty close, so Kim hasn't ceased her pop star #1 status to Samantha just yet!

Heather Locklear (75) vs Rosanna Arquette (25)
It was very interesting that Heather Locklear who handed Kim Basinger her first defeat in the previous round now was in a battle with her for the biggest beatdown of this round which was so intense it even exceeded Kathleen Turner's overall record of 45 votes! None of the pundits gave Rosanna Arquette a sniff of a chance against Heather and this turned out to be one big punchfest in favour of the Dynasty vixen who battered Rosanna into a complete mess after just a couple of minutes. However she just fell short of Kim's winning mark by two votes and had to settle for a smaller prize, this being the fact she's now the highest ranked among Dynasty quartet after Catherine Oxenberg lost to Rebecca de Mornay.

Kathy Ireland (44) vs Donna Dixon (58)
The pundits were split on this duell, but Kathy Ireland hasn't relinquished the demons that resulted in a loss to Cindy Margolis and she was pummelled down into another defeat against a lanky and tough blonde in Donna Dixon who now - after Daryl Hannah and Heather Thomas both losing - remains os one of only three still undefeated women in the competition. Realisticman and Glamour Fights hoped for a full body grapevine pin to settle this fight and the blonde actress did her best to make them pleased as she smothered the brunette model and forced her into submission after proving superior in strenght. In fact, Donna Dixon is now only three votes behind Kathleen Turner and could become the real spolier also given the fact she has trashed Meg Ryan by 34 votes whereas Sharon Stone barely won by just a single one!

Marla Heasley (23) vs Kim Basinger (75)
Like I've said before, Kim Basinger made amends for her loss to Heather Locklear by topping the Dynasty vixen in an internal rivalry for the biggest beatdown of this round and the entire competition. The blonde actress had little trouble with demoting Marla Heasley - as realisticman said it - to the F-Team and pummelled the brunette by whooping 52 votes leaving her in a bloody mess after just a couple of minutes. Despite her loss to Heather Locklear, Kim Basinger still hasn't said her last word in terms of the overall win and is very much in the hunt after the leading, unbeaten trio.

Lydia Cornell (54) vs Heather Thomas (47)
The big escape against Heather Locklear was successful, but the short straw was finally drawn for Heather Thomas in Round 12 which only the Glamour Fights himself concurred with. All the experts believed Heather Thomas will finally put Lydia's challenge to an end, but after a very long and competitive fight where both women traded punches and scratches like two college sophomore's fighting for a boyfriend, Lydia finally tore Heather's face into a bloody mess and kicked her down on the floor where she could pin her into submission, something that Heather hasn't experienced before. Few more punches at the end extended Lydia's winning margin and continued her streak to 11 straight triumps with only the Round 1 loss to Kathleen Turner being the only exception. The experts look to be still puzzled and unaware of what exactly happened which only makes the upcoming rounds even more exciting.

Brooke Shields (56) vs Hunter Tylo (43)
Both women looked for a rare victory but after back-and-forth struggle, Brooke Shields proved to be more vicious and grabbed Hunter Tylo by the hair before dragging her on the sand where she headocked her and punched into submission. Hunter was unable to find any response and lost some hair as Brooke decided to show some bad karma and hurt the fallen brunette as much as possible.

[Glamour Fights]

Byline, thanks and Lydia thanks you and sends her love and kisses. Don't tell Lydia but my own opinion is that she would most likely have lost but for all the votes you scattered up at the end. I didn't look at all fights but I have a feeling that the "underdogs" got the majority of the last few votes. At least that explains why Meg, Catherine, and Audrey all closed the gap. Yes, I considered Lydia the underdog and was pleasantly surprised she won, but don't tell her that.

Heather was attended to the entourage that follows her everywhere. Both women where in bad shape after the fight and Heather's many followers were right there to help her out and then give her a rub done and administer to her sore body. They wanted to make sure she was in tip top shape for her next fight. No one was there for Lydia so I forced myself to help Lydia out of the room  and offered a full body massage.  I was just being altruistic and gentlemanly so she would be ready for her next fight. She accepted a couple of steaks for her blackened and swollen eyes. But she declined a full body massage (RATS!) with a look from those puffy big eyes saying "don't even think about it." She did allow me to massaged and rub down her arms and legs. But she said her breasts were in fine shape (I had to agree) as Heather didn't really attack them. I mentioned her split lip and perhaps I could "massage" that. Again that look! She said "and just how would you do that? With your own lips, you dirty old man? I can rub moisturizer and lip gloss on them myself, thank you kindly."

[Vassago]

Lydia can truly turn into an unexpected challenger for the overall trophy just like Stella Stevens (who still exceeded all expectations despite not winning the 50s tournament) or Elke Sommer  I believe she is more then aware of your support already