I’m not really sure if this will work but it’s worth a try anyway… And sorry for the long winded post but there's no point on posting 2 lines and sorting through it all later so might as well lay the expectations out at the start.
I’ve been a member and watching the boards for a while before posting this and I’m pretty skeptical about the success rate but why not give it a shot anyway. My wife, who is amazing for doing so, is wanting to set up something for me to watch. She has never done anything like this and is a little worried but she wants to do it for me anyway which is pretty amazing. We’re starting to think of a way to find an opponent or 2 for her and came across this a while back.
What we’re looking for:
We are NOT looking for anything dangerous or crazy. This is more for fun and fantasy than an all out brawl. I have no interest in seeing my wife get injured badly or her hurting someone else badly. This is meant to be something for fun for her and fulfilling a fantasy for me. That being said, she doesn’t want to pillow fight someone or make it a terrible WWE style where it’s slow paced and nothing even remotely realistic happens. I suppose a “rules catfight” would be the best way to describe it with no punching in the face… really nothing overly vicious. She understands there will be some pain involved but we aren't looking for broken bones, massive bruises or something where she will regret ever having tried this in the first place. Some hair pulling, body slapping, clothes tearing, etc. Something not exactly what you’d expect in a "real" brawl fight but something that still isn’t just rolling around and nothing really happening. The details and rules can all be worked out but know this is more to the sexy, fantasy side than the violent side. And nothing sexual between my wife and her opponent. We want something realistic that plays to the fantasy but also where the women walk away having had fun rather than nursing horrible wounds for weeks. We'd even consider something "scripted" if it was what someone else had in mind. Hard to explain I guess but I tried…
Anyway, on to details. We’re in Canada north of Minnesota/North Dakota/Montana on the prairies and would be willing to travel or help pay for travel expenses for someone else to get this done since there likely isn’t much in our neighborhood. We do travel 2 or 3 times a year around North America and might make a vacation stop somewhere specifically for this. Of course, something closer, the better. I would obviously be in attendance to witness as well as make sure there was no security risk and if her opponent would like someone to attend, that wouldn't be an issue for us. We would also want to video tape for the memories and sign a waiver guaranteeing the video won’t be reproduced or distributed and would expect the waiver be signed in return. Attire would be wide open, but again, having a fantasy aspect we’d like to try a few different things with the attire possibly not staying on or even wearing much of anything at the start. My wife is in her mid 20’s, 5’3”, 125 lbs… We’d like to find someone around her age and size if possible.
Again, no clue what might come of this, but it’s worth a shot. I apologize for those looking for a NHB scrap or those who feel this isn't a "pure fight", but this is what we’re looking for. And no requests for cyber fights or anything of the sort either as they won't be answered. My wife is also a bit nervous of getting her picture posted but obviously a picture swap would be in order if there was a chance something were progressing out of this. We likely will post something to show her size, etc shortly once she feels a bit more comfortable. If you might be interested, drop us a line and we’ll see where it goes.
