[Vassago]

LESLEY-ANNE DOWN (Age: 25; 5'5" / 32nd 0-13) vs YUTTE STENSGAARD (Age: 33; 5'6" / 17th 5-8)
14th round start with Lesley-Anne Down - the only winless woman of the competition taking on Yutte Stensgaard. Despite her appalling record Lesley actually thinks she's on equal terms with Yutte and could have easily been in her position in the standings - That's right, I'm definitely stronger then this blonde bimbo and howcome she's won five times already is beyond me! But Yutte shows no signs of being afraid of the brunette - This bitch lost all her fights so far and I'm gonna keep it that way by knocking her out quickly!


MORGAN FAIRCHILD (Age: 29; 5'4" / 8th 11-2) vs  DEBBIE HARRY (Age: 34; 5'3" / 23rd 3-10)
A couple of small blondes are next in line and Morgan Fairchild is still very fond of realisticman calling her the most vicious hairpuller in the tournament - I'm going to prove that very smart man right one more time and Debbie's hair is all coming out in this fight. If anyone is up for some vicious hairpulling, that's my kind of fight alright! But Debbie wants a piece of Morgan's blonde hair as well - Bring it on, cxnt! We'll see whose blonde hair will go out first and I have a feeling it's gonna be yours, bitch!


BARBI BENTON (Age: 29; 5'3" / 26th 2-11) vs LINDA HARRISON (Age: 34; 5'6" / 12th 9-4)
Now it's time for an all-brunette affair with Barbi Benton taking on Linda Harrison. Both women are comfortable fighting in bikinis and Barbi promises to drag Linda around the hair - This bitch is bigger then me, but much slower. I will take her down quickly and mop the floor with her ugly hair! On the other hand Linda is less then pleased with Barbi - She's just one stupid cxnt who even lost to that old cow Chris Noel. i will beat her up easily, mark my words!


INGRID STEEGER (Age: 32; 5'2" / 20th 4-9) vs CYBILL SHEPHERD (Age: 29; 5'8" / 2nd 13-0)
After losing to Bo Derek in the previous round, things aren't any getting easier for Ingrid Steeger - Oh, c'mon! Cybill Shepherd is next? That's fucking unfair... Meanwhile Cybill already fancies her chance for one big bitchslapping - This useless whore might as well not show up at all, I don't care. My 14th victory is as safe as Fort Knox and no wonder she's not even trying to intimidate me. She's got no chance against me.


CHERYL LADD (Age: 28; 5'4" / 4th 13-0) vs ANNI-FRID LYNGSTAD (Age: 34; 5'7" / 21st 3-10)
Blonde vs redhead fight comes up next and Cheryl Ladd is looking to stay on Cybill's heels with a perfect scorecard as well - Well, Anni-Fird might be a good singer (allthough not as good as Agnetha Faltskog), but she's a terrible fighter and I will knock  her on that skinny ass with ease! Meanwhile Anni-Frid seems to be stunned as Cheryl's remarks - How does this bleached blonde bimbo dare to say Agnetha is better singer then me! She won't know what has hit her once I punch her in the jaw!


AGNETHA FALTSKOG (Age: 29; 5'7" / 19th 4-9) vs JULIE EGE (Age: 36; 5'5" / 28th 2-11)
Indeed Agnetha Faltskog is coming up next fresh from outrageous win over Lynda Carter - After beating the Wonder Woman, I'm afraid of no one. Also I fucking hate Norway, Anni-Frid Lyngstad was born there and here's another usless redhead cxnt asking to get her ass kicked. Well, I'm kicking those dumb redheads all over the place and Julie will be kicked like a stupid little tramp she is! However Julie Ege has scored a good win over Sondra Locke in the previous round and isn't moved about Agnetha's win over Lynda at all - Her comments only prove that blondes are so stupid it's almost criminal. I've got Sondra's scalp already in my collection, time to add some Swedish hair as well!!


VALERIE LEON (Age: 36; 5'11" / 22nd 3-10) vs CATHERINE BACH (Age: 25; 5'8" / 3rd 13-0)
There was very little Valerie Leon could have done against Morgan Fairchild's speed and aggression in the previous round and it looks unlikely she'll cause trouble to Catherine Bach as well - I'm gonna give it all, you know, perhaps she's feeling overconfident and will pay the prize for that, we'll have to wait and see! But Catherine isn't taking anything for granted - If Valerie counts on some lucky punch to take me out, she's very naive. I will chop her down instead and quite frankly I don't see how she's going to pose any danger to me in this fight. She's too weak and slow to handle me!


SONIA BRAGA (Age: 29; 5'2" / 25th 2-11) vs MARTA KRISTEN (Age: 34; 5'4" / 14th 9-4)
Both these women are coming off very painful losses, Sonia went down to Donna Mills and Marta got creamed by Christie Brinkley. Now it's time for some redemption, but Marta's record perhaps gives her the edge over the Brazilian woman - You bet I have the advantage, silly! I thought Sonia is a good fighter, but Donna Mills? I mean nobody loses to Donna Mills! If I were Sonia I'd have quit this competition and hide away in shame! Meanwhile Sonia has been throwing so many abusive words in her native tongue towards Marta I couldn't understand it, but looks like there is one very upset Brazilian entering the ring in this one...

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Got my votes in as well.

[Glamour Fights]

Lesley-Anne Down vs Yutte Stensgaard: If realisticman is correct then both Lesley-Anne and Yutte start the fight still suffering from their previous beatings. Even though older, I see Yutte recovering faster and having more stamina. The fight does began slowly for two slender and normally energetic fighters. Both eschew going after wrestling type submission holds and instead lock up toe to toe in a hair pulling fest. They drag and push each other around in a fairly even contest. Kicks to the shins and knees to the thighs are aimed to inflict pain whenever possible. Lesley-Anne is a little shorter but a little heavier which allows her to push and pull Yutte more than Yutte can her. Lesley-Anne slams Yutte into a wall and then bangs her head against the wall to take an early lead. Yutte manages to drive her knee up between Lesley-Anne’s thighs to find a sensitive target. Lesley-Anne falters and Yutte is able to spin Lesley-Anne around and slam her backside into the wall. Some punches to the belly further soften Leslie-Anne up as Yutte’s punches and kicks allow her to take command. It is a long, hard fight but Yutte’s punches and kicks finally drive Lesley-Anne to her knees. Yutte slams her head hard into the hard wall and continues to rip out hair as Lesley-Anne is forced to admit defeat.

Morgan Fairchild vs Debbie Harry: Morgan does n want to take a chance on locking up in a hair pulling contest and somehow finding herself under Debbie. Two loses are more than she can stomach and doesn’t want to leave any possibility of losing to a smaller woman for a humiliating third loss. Morgan executes a roundhouse high kick as Debbie approaches and goes for Morgan. The kick nails Debbie on the side of her head knocking her down in a semi-conscious state. Morgan grabs the hair of the fallen Debbie and spins her on her stomach. She drops her knees on Debbie’s back to flatten her and drive the air out of her lungs. Confused and dazed Debbie is no match as Morgan straddles her back and uses her hair to whip Debbie’s head back and around. A elbow cupped around Debbie’s throat from behind allows Morgan to out Debbie out completely. As people approach to declare Morgan the winner and keep her from maybe even killing Debbie Morgan says “Keep the fuck away. I am going to get the biggest beatdown of all time. I am no where near through with this weak bitch.” Morgan makes good on her word of torturing Debbie no end. She strips her and works her entire body over. Morgan comes to only to find her breasts being racked, scratched, twisted and pinched as Morgan is doing everything she can to run up the score on a hopeless victim.

Barbi Benton vs Linda Harrison: Barbi Benton is only 5’3” but she is tired people calling her a “Barbie Doll Playmate”. “First of all, I wasn’t a playmate, just a good friend of Hef (a very good friend) and appeared a lot in his magazine. Secondly, it is ‘Barbi’ and not ‘Barbie’! Linda has proven to be less than invincible and Barbi figures a sudden and quick attack with catch Linda off guard. She charges at Linda. At the last instant she drops to her knees, wraps her arms around Linda’s legs and lifts. A double leg lift take down puts Linda on her ass and the back. Barbi switches to Linda’s ankles and bends her feet over her head in a perfect jackknife pin. It looks like the fight will be over before it starts. Barbi’s miscalculation is that Linda has strong legs and is very agile and flexible. She works her legs free of Barbi’s grip. Then quickly throws a scissors around Barbi’s waist. Barbi’s extra padding is not enough to keep Linda from crushing her sides and toppling her over to the side. Barbi fights back and manages to use her arms to prevent a quick submission. But Linda doesn’t relent. She gets her thighs up around Barbi’s rib cage and that is the fait accompli that finishes Barbi off. A harder victory than Linda expected but a win nevertheless.

Ingrid Steeger vs Cybill Shepherd: Cybill shows no mercy for a fellow blonde as she goes after the diminutive Ingrid Steeger. Cybill sees a great chance to close the ground on Christie Brinkley and maybe even take the lead away from her. Cybill has been known to flash a nasty temper and she puts herself in such a rage so as not to unconsciously take it easy on Ingrid.  A game Ingrid does get ahold of Cybill’s hair but with a 6” advantage and probably at least 30 pounds advantage Ingrid is o match for Cybill. Cybill whips her from side to side and around and around. She swings Ingrid around by her hair as Ingrid’s feet come completely off the ground. Cybill throws Ingrid into a wall where she hits and crumbles to the floor. She then shreds Ingrid’s clothes and rips her black stockings off. Hauling Ingrid back to her stool she bends the naked Ingrid over that paddles her ass raw. “Let’s see Morgan, Christie, or anyone else give there foe a worse beating” laughs Cybill.

Cheryl Ladd vs Anni-Frid Lyngstad: I think realisticman is correct in that Cheryl frustrates her opponents as they just can’t seem to get ahold of her so they can crush the petite blonde or twist her appendages into painful submission holds. I am not sure what Cheryl has over the other Angels in these tournaments but she seems to have something. I have often picked against her but an learning my lesson. What I have seen is that Cheryl is very quick. Heather Locklear can out sprint her, of that I am fairly sure. But Cheryl is just very quick at dodging and out manicuring her opponents. She also has very quick hands. She doesn’t punch hard but she can land multiple blows before her opponent knows what has hit her. That is what she does to Anni-Frid. She moves in throws several jabs to the body and chin then backs out taunting Anni-Frid all the time to make her even more frustrated. Anni-Frid starts throwing hard, wild punches to knock the shit out of this bimbo but usually hits nothing but air as she receives those jabs over and over. I do like the way realisticman ends this fight with Cheryl booting Anni-Frid on the ass as she lunges past her. Then getting her down and face sitting her. It has to be humiliating to have such a little weak looking pip squeak hold you down in a facesit.

Agnetha Faltskog vs Julie Ege: A win over a tough opponent like Lynda Carter can give a woman lots of confidence. That is exactly how Agnetha enters this fight with Julie. Julie also has finally felt the joy of a second win. The two lock up each knowing that they have the ability to win. Agnetha has some size on Julie but Julie is a little faster and more agile. Agnetha comes out a little ahead in each exchange but it isn’t enough to put Julie in real trouble. And there is always the danger than Julie will get in a quick punch or kick to stagger Agnetha. Confidence gives way to wariness as neither can impress there will on the other. Just when Agnetha seems to have Julie in trouble Julie makes use of Agnetha’s longer blonde hair to thwart Agnetha and put her in a compromising position. Both women are wearing boots, black boots against white boots. Both use the boots effectively to deliver damaging kicks to the other. It is an even fight and it ends with a bit of a fluke. Julie delivers a high kcik to Agnetha’s breasts from straight on. She sends Agnetha caterwalling backward until she stumbles over the drum Julie was sitting on. Agnetha gets an idea. She springs up, grabs the drum and slams in down on Julie’s head. The drum skin breaks and the drum goes down over Julies’ head and gets stuck on her shoulders and chest. Unable to fight back Julie is forced to surrender.

Valerie Leon vs Catherine Bach: It is amazing how a simple halter top and short short jeans can be so sexy, especially on a body like Catherine Bach’s. Valerie comes out and tries to upstage Catherine by wearing a wide open vest that she can use to flash a glimpse of tits. No matter, as few eyes leave Catherine’s body. The fight doesn’t last long. Valerie’s attempts to use her longer reach to punch Catherine down end in disaster each time. Catherine is able to catch Valerie’s arm and hip toss her over and onto her back. Arm bars or arm twisting adds to the pain and a notice to not to that again. Valerie seems to be a slow learning and tries it again a few times. Finally grabs Valerie by the hair after she throws her down. She drags her behind the barn. Rather than stripping Valerie, Catherine hangs uses Valerie’s vest to hang her up on the back of the barn on a bale hook. Valerie dangles there as Catherine opens her vest and proceeds to “milk” Valerie’s tits. Then she yanks down her black thong and finger gucks Valerie’s exposed vagina. “I think that should give me the biggest beatdown this time” smiles  Catherine..

Sonia Braga vs Marta Kristen: I pick this fight to be the closest of the round. It is a classic blonde vs brunette fight. Sonia and Marta aren’t the biggest or strongest contenders. But his should be a wild, energetic, fast, and intense fight. Sonia and Marta drag each other around by the hair. Hard slaps are delivered at every opportunity. Slaps are not only to the face but to exposed skin. Sonia gets the better of Marta with this until Marta is able to rip Sonia’s dress open and then shred it. Sonia uses her fiery temperament to escalate the fight. She pulls Marta’s head back and holds it there while she digs her sharp nails into the blonde’s face. Marta fights fie with fire and manages to do the same to Sonia. The hairpulling is constant with at least one hand. The other hand alters between pulling hair, slapping, punching, clawing every part of the body, and tit mauling. Marta does the final escalation. She holds onto Sonia’s hair with her left hand and drives her fist deep into Sonia’s belly. Sonia does the same but the initial blow by Marta softened Sonia enough that her blow isn’t as hard. They trade blows but Marta’s first attack is enough to give Marta the control. This is especially true when Marta grabs Sonia by the hair with both hands and brings her knee up hard between Sonia’s legs. Observers are surprised as they thought Sonia would do this but credit Marta with keeping Sonia off balance and not thinking too clearly. The knee causes Sonia to fall to the ground covering her pussy as Marta dances around her in a hard earned victory. 

[byline]

A little less than a day to go. Some surprises after I wrote my predictions and voted. There are some close fights and you can help determine the winning in these:  Barbi Benton vs. Linda Harrison and Agnetha Faltskog vs. Julie Ege. In addition Lesley-Anne Down is within striking distance of Yutte Stensgaard – help her rip Yutte’s blonde hair out. Also Morgan Fairchild and Cybill Shepherd are in position for the biggest beatdown this round and maybe for the tournament.

Here were my thoughts and predictions before I voted. For some reason the blondes get their assed kicked by the brunettes the majority of the time in the blonde vs brunette fights.
Lesley-Anne Down beats Yutte Stensgaard
Lesley-Anne gets the brunettes off to a good start by whipping Yutte around by her blonde hair. Just look at there prefight stances and you can see Lesley-Anne is more than ready to beat the stuffing out of Yutte.

Morgan Fairchild beats Debbie Harry
Morgan is up against a fellow blonde (is that correct Barbosa?) She has to chance to even up the score for the blondes. Debbie will give Morgan a tougher fight than normal bit Morgan won’t take it easy on her just because she is a blonde. Debbie has pretensions of being a nasty blonde bitch but Morgan shows her what a true blonde bitch hellcat is.

Barbi Benton beats Linda Harrison
This is a set up for Linda to not take the Playboy toy Barbi seriously. This seems to always be her downfall when she loses. Barbi surprises Linda with her aggressiveness and humiliates her by face sitting her.

Ingrid Steeger beaten byCybill Shepherd
Cybill sees a great opportunity to make up ground on Christie against the tiny Ingrid. Cybill has been known to take out her frustrations on fellow coworkers. Ingrid isn’t a coworker but Cybill takes out her frustrations as she pounds Ingrid to pieces. Cybill must might get the biggest bean down as this is a true mismatch and she can be one mean bitch.

Cheryl Ladd beats Anni-Frid Lyngstad
Cheryl restores some honor to the blondes as she goes after Anni-Frid with a vengeance uncommon for the sweet Cheryl. I think she is trying to also make up for the poor showings of the other Charlie’s Angels in these fights.

Agnetha Faltskog beaten by Julie Ege
A simple case of Agnetha having the longer blonde hair to yank and pull out. I see Julie ended up shoving Agnetha’s ass in the drum as Agnetha forms a vee with her knees up to her chest.

Valerie Leon beaten by Catherine Bach
Tall and skinny or short and fat, Catherine doesn’t care. She shows that great fighting spirit and skill of a Dixie chick. The longer Valerie is the more there is for Catherine to twist and turn. A huge win for Catherine.

Sonia Braga beats Marta Kristen
Sonia continues the humiliation of the blondes as she relieves Marta of most of her hair. Sonia losses a lot of hair also and the fight is close. Once Sonia perches on Marta’s back she rips out chunks and chunks of blonde hair. It is a good thing for Marta that she is a little bigger than Sonia. Otherwise she would be absolutely demolish by Sonia.

[Vassago]

Post-fight review for Round 14:

Lesley-Anne Down (41) vs Yutte Stensgaard (52)
There was some buzz created around Lesley-Anne's potential first win but in the end Yutte Stensgaard kicks and punches proved to strong for the brunette to handle. Once Lesley was down on her knees, Yutte grabbed her by the hair and ended the fight with a big piledriver. Lesley managed to scratch and punch the blonde herself, but this wasn't good enough to win this fight.

Morgan Fairchild (74) vs Debbie Harry (19)
A couple of bitchy blondes stepped up next and Morgan Fairchild literally destroyed Debbie Harry in this contest. Morgan firmly lived up to the expectations of being the most vicious hairpuller in the competition as she mercilessly ripped Debbie's hair out to the point the singer couldn't even hold back the tears anymore. For a while this was enough to score the biggest beatdown of the entire tournament but there was still Cybill Shepherd making her entrance.

Barbi Benton (47) vs Linda Harrison (43)
This time a couple of brunettes faced off and after lenghty scratching, face-slapping & hairpulling fight it was Barbi Benton who came out on top of Linda Harrison and pinned her into submission. Looks like Linda's strenght has let her down in this one and enabled the more petite-built Barbi an upset vctory. Guess being worked over at Playboy mansions profits Barbi in catfighting skills recently as well.

Ingrid Steeger (17) vs Cybill Shepherd (75)
This fight lasted only few seconds and Cybill Shepherd meant business right from the start as she demolished Ingrid Steeger in one-sided fashion. Cybill was looking to better Morgan Fairchild's record and as realisticman pointed out, her size advantage over Ingrid was the deciding factor. The German blonde didn't manage to throw a single punch at her rival before being knocked out unconscious. Cybill has set the new beatdown record at 58 votes.

Cheryl Ladd (72) vs Anni-Frid Lyngstad (22)
This was another one-sided fight, Cheryl Ladd easily dragged Anni-Frid to the ground where she pinned her and facesitted into submission. There wasn't any particular mean behaviour from Cheryl in this fight though as she spared the redhead a complete humiliation and thus finished only third in the beatdown contest behind Cybill and Morgan,

Agnetha Faltskog (49) vs Julie Ege (43)
The defeat of fellow bandmate has spurred Agnetha Faltskog into some vicious action against Julie Ege and both Scandinavian girls quickly tried to kick each other down with their leather boots. Neither gained an advantage though and they reverted into some classic hairpulling. Once again neither woman is able to dominate at the start but Agnetha's strenght and slight height advantage finally comes into the play as she forces the aching Julie on her knees. The redhead Norwegian is slowly giving up on the hairpulling and has to admit defeat when she lets go of Agnetha's hair. The blonde is the able to yank the helpless rival by the hair and send her crashing nose-first into the drum. The fight is over and Agnetha can proudly accept the fact she has two victories more then her bandmate Anni-Frid at this stage.

Valerie Leon (25) vs Catherine Bach (67)
 This proved to be quite a humilation for Valerie Leon. Not only Catherine Bach removed her red vest seconds into the fight but then grabbed by the hair and strated yanking it back and forth to completely take the fight out of the taller brunette. Catherine wasn't just finished there though and once she whipped Valerie to the ground, she mauled her tits into a bloody mess as well. In fact, Catherine was so upset at the lack of resistance from Valerie she left her lying on the barn's floor and walked away shaking her head - This was too easy. I was hoping for some good rehearsal before second part of the tournament but I chopped her down to pieces. She's not worth my effort, stupid cow!

Sonia Braga (38) vs Marta Kristen (56)
Realisticman predicted this will turn into a classic blonde vs brunette hair pull off and Sonia Braga certainly had similar idea at the expense of Marta Kristen's blonde hair, but the problem was that Marta proved to be a better hairpuller all around. Both women yanked each other by the hair for several minutes but Sonia's neck couldn't stand that long enough and once Marta got the better grip on Sonia's dark hair it was one way traffic. Sonia submitted rather then being ripped bald and admitted Marta was the better hairpuller of the two.