[Vassago]

TANYA ROBERTS (Age: 34; 5'8" / 17th 6-6) vs KATHLEEN TURNER (Age: 35; 5'8" / 2nd 12-0)
Despite moving up the rankings recently Tanya Roberts faces a very diufficult task in this round with Kathleen Turner - I've heard Kathleen targets the overall title but I guess one loss won't harm her chances much! I'm not even going to say that her only loss will come against me! But Kathleen isn't moved by those comments - Tanya is just a stupid redhead and I will send her on the floor straight away where I'll strip her naked and ride out like a pony!


SHARON STONE (Age: 31; 5'8.5" / 1st 12-0) vs HUNTER TYLO (Age: 27; 5'6" / 28th 1-11)
Having seen the challenge of Heather Thomas fade away for the time being, Sharon Stone looks upon Kathleen Turner as her biggest rival for the overall title - I suspect Kathleen will do rather well against Tanya, but she won't come close to me beating Hunter Tylo into a complete pulp. The quest for the biggest beatdown is effectively over as I don't see anyone topping my result. I'll be surprised if Hunter gets some votes here at all! Meanwhile Hunter Tylo tries to put on a brave face before the fight but her chances look very slim - I know everyone is picking Sharon to win and I won't argue much with that but if I can escape the biggest beatdown of this round I'll be happy enough!


EMMA SAMMS (Age: 29; 5'4" / 27th 1-11) vs DARYL HANNAH (Age: 29; 5'10" / 6th 11-1)
Perhaps the biggest challenge for Sharon's quest will be Daryl Hannah's treatment of Emma Samms. Daryl lost to Demi Moore in the previous round and now looks to get back on winning ways with Emma seemingly posing no threat whatsoever - This will be a quick fight - so the blonde says - I will drag this bitch by the hair and make sure she hasn't got much left at the end! I might as well challenge Kathy Ireland who rips more hair out of the loser's head. I think I will get more Emma's hair then Kathy rips from Nancy's! However Emma Samms believes Daryl has jumped the gun with her predictions - She has lost to Demi Moore earlier, so her unvinciblke status is gone. Besides her hair is longer and easier to pull out, so I might as well hvae fun ripping it out and give her one big surprise, or should I say one big bald head!


MEG RYAN (Age: 28; 5'8" / 13th 7-4-1) vs ALISON ARMITAGE (Age: 24; 5'6" / 26th 1-11)
The ever dangerous Meg Ryan looks to come back from a narrow loss to Sharon Stone and expects an easy fight against Alison Armitage - She's pretty athletic but very vulnerable to kicks and punches. Even her leather booths won't help her, cause I will smash her up badly! In the meantime the redhead plans to kick the taller Meg down and finish her off while she hasn't recovered yet - I didn't wore leather booths for nothing. I need to win some fights and use every dirty trick in the book. It's not my problem that Meg hasn't got any leather boots in her wardrobe!


ROSANNA ARQUETTE (Age: 30; 5'4.5" / 32nd 0-12) vs DEMI MOORE (Age: 27; 5'5" / 16th 6-6)
After beating Daryl Hannah, Demi Moore isn't afraid of no one and most certainly not of the bottom-ranked Rosanna Arquette - This slut is so sweet looking I might feel guilty when I crush her ugly face. haha... Just kiddin' I will have fun destroying this useless bimbo! Just ask Daryl Hannah how she feels after I've kicked her ass! On the other hand Rosanna hopes for Demi to be too cocky in this fight and surprise her with a lucky punch or eye-claw instead - Demi talks too much, I'm sure that Daryl was overconfident against her and looks like Demi is doing the same mistake here. She will pay for that!


MARLA HEASLEY (Age: 30; 5'6" / 29th 1-11) vs KATE CAPSHAW (Age: 36; 5'7" / 8th 9-3)
There is a sleezy looking smile on Kate Capshaw's face as she looks upon Marla Heasley - There's a reason for it, my friend. I don't think this bitch knows what she's up to. I will destroy her in few seconds and I won't even feel sorry for her! Meanwhile Marla Heasley still believes in some wrestling lessons she took from Mr. T on the A-Team - Kate looks like a woman who can throw a punch or two, but she's no grappler. I doubt her skills when she gets down on the floor and I plan to take her there and we will see what she's made of!


KIM DELANEY (Age: 31; 5'7" / 31st 0-12) vs JERRY HALL (Age: 33; 6'0" / 25th 2-10)
The best chance for either of these two to score a very rare victory. Kim Delaney is still winless and only ahead of Rosanna Arquette on votes difference while Jerry Hall's two wins came a long time ago (the last one in Round 4 to be exact). Kim is slightly younger but smaller however thinks she's much faster and more skilled then the lanky model - Everyone was exposing Jerry's slow movement while I never had any problems with that and lost to much stronger woman. Jerry is not only slower but also weaker then me, so I think I can win my first fight here. Wish me luck! On the other hand Jerry Hall is confident that her run of eight consecutive losses will come to an end - Have you seen my legs, sunshine. Once I kick her in the face with my first blow, she won't have anything to say. I beat Mitzi Kapture earlier and Kim Delaney is almost a carbon-copy of that slut. No way I'm losing this fight!


HEATHER LOCKLEAR Age: 28; 5'5" / 11th 8-4) vs SAMANTHA FOX (Age: 23; 5'1" / 18th 6-6)
Battle of the blondes rounds up the 13th round with Heather Locklear looking to break into the top ten with a quick win over Samantha Fox. - Her phoney boobs will be non-existent after I'm done with clawing her tits to shreds. She's pretty fast, but I'm even faster, so she basically has no chance of causing me any trouble. She looks like a street whore, but knows little of street fighting! However Samantha is coming off a fine triumph over Kim Wilde and reckons Heather will have her butt kicked instead - All her fights on Dynasty were staged, so her bitchy image is as fake as my tits! Oooppss. I mean, my tits are for real, you know.... ah, nevermind, let's get this fight started already!!!

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Daryl does indeed rip Emma bald, in less than 2 minutes. Heather beats Samantha to a pulp, it takes less than 1 minute. Upset of the round Hunter defeats Sharon, in a long nasty catfight.

[Glamour Fights]

Tanya Roberts vs Kathleen Turner: Tanya Roberts looks at the unbeaten formidable appearing Kathleen Turner. Then she gives a wry smile. She turns and whispers to a supporter. (She is not as stupid as Rebecca de Mornay and does not let Kathleen hear her plans.) “For a fat woman she has rather small tits. She always wears push up bras or stuffs lots of padding so you would never know what tiny titties she has. But there they are in clear view. They look pliable, soft, and squishy and are real for sure. I kow how to win this fight.”  In the meantime Kathleen is trying to intimidate Tanya. She is strutting around, flexing her biceps with her elbows out and her hands bent up at the elbows. Tanya sneaks around behind her. In a sudden attack she throws her arms around Kathleen from behind and latches onto each breast. Some of her finger nails curl under the tits and digging into the underside flesh. Other fingers dig in from the sides and her opposing thumbs complete the grip. It is a super grip and not easily dislodged. Kathleen lets out a squeal of surprise. She instinctively bends forward lifting Tanya’s feet off the floor as Tanya rides her back. Kathleen spins and whirls trying to toss Tanya off her back. Tanya’s feet fly out but her grip on Kathleen’s boobs allow her to stay on and ride Kathleen’s back. Kathleen is staggering around the room spinning as fast as she came and screaming in pain. Tanya is athletic enough to star on and ride her for all she is worth.  Kathleen grabs Tanya’s wrists and tries to pull Tanya’s sharp claws away from her boobs. But Tanya’s nails are dug in too deep. Kathleen’s attempts only aid Tanya as her effort pull her breasts way out with the nails digging in even deeper. Tanya adds some squeezing and twisting as Kathleen’s little titties are stretched far out. Unable to get Tanya off her back or remove her hands from her boobs, Kathleen straightens up and throws her herself backward. Tanya lands hard on her back and Kathleen’s heavy body slams onto Tanya. Tanya gasps but hands onto Kathleen’s tits. She throws her legs around Kathleen in a scissors. Kathleen looks more trapped than ever. But Kathleen shows her strength. She rolls onto her stomach and gets onto her hands and knees. Grabbing Tanya’s hair she straightens her legs while pulling on Tanya’s head. Tanya goes flying over Kathleen’s head. She lets go of the breasts to try and break her fall but is too late as her back slams hard onto the hard floor. The air is knocked out of Tanya and she is slow to move. Kathleen scoots around and mounts her, straddling her. She squeezes Tanya’s bigger boobs up and out between her thighs. Now Kathleen digs her nails into Tanya’s boobs. “So you want this to be a breast mauling fight, do you?” The joy can be seen on Kathleen’s face as she attacks Tanya’s substantial boobs and nipples relentless ly. “Next time you want a tit fight pick on someone you can beat” cackles Kathleen as he twists and mauls Tanya’s tits. Tanya is helpless to defend herself and finally succumbs with tears flowing out of her eyes.

Sharon Stone vs Hunter Tylo: I can’t believe Sharon would wear a Dior dress for a catfight. Either she has lots of money or she is very confident. “Hey, a woman always has to look her best even for a catfight” she tells me. “Look at the basement store rag Hunter is wearing. She has no class just like the soap opera character she plays.” Perhaps Sharon would have been wise to keep her mouth shut Hunter grabs the crossed straps holding Sharon’s dress up over her boobs. She is shorter than Sharon but heavier and presumably stronger. She swings Sharon around by the straps. She isn’t strong enough to get Sharon off her feet but she is strong enough to whirl Sharon around and around. Finally the straps break and Sharon goes spinning off before crashing to the floor She tries to get up but the room is spinning. Too bad for Hunter that she is also dizzy although not quite as dizzy as Sharon. So instead of attacking Sharon she waits for her head to clar. Sharon was a friend of Kim Novak’s and she remembers a move that Kim made against a behemoth in one of her movies. The room is still tilting a little but Sharon gets to her feet with her knees bent and supporting herself on her hands. She charges up and at Hunter and drives her head right into Hunter’s gut like a charging bull. She keeps driving and slams Hunter into a wall and drives her head in even deeper. Hunter’s head bangs off the wall and she is almost out. Sharon doesn’t bother to rip off Hunter’s dress. “Who wants to see her ugly body anyway” she jokes. She strips off her own dress as Hunter is lying there moaning and groaning. Needless to say Sharon is not wearing any bra or panties. She lowers her pussy down on Hunter’s mouth and grinds away. “Blondes will sexually dominate brunettes anytime” smiles Sharon as she cums all over Hunter’s face.

Emma Samms vs Daryl Hannah: I would love to describe a close, hard fought match between Emma and Daryl. I would like to but I can’t. Another woman who should have kept her mouth shut and not reminded Daryl that she lost to Demi Moore. That infuriates Daryl who has Emma outclassed to begin with. She might have shown Emma mercy had it not been for those words. Now Daryl is hell bent on Emma more than Kathy Ireland does Nancy Valen. Daryl quickly removes Emma’s flimsy top. She stuffs it down her throat. Then she pulls off Emma’s thong and stuffs that up her vagina. “Now lets see any other orifices that need filling” Daryl looks around. She was sipping on a bottle of soda before the fight. Now she grabs it, rolls Emma onto her stomach and inserts the neck into Emma’s asshole. “That should take care of this stupid bitch and give me a whooping win” brags aryl.

Meg Ryan vs Alison Armitage: I quickly see that this is not an easy fight for either woman. Meg is a little bit taller than Alison but I think Alison has a few pounds on her, although I am not sure of this. The game plan for each is clear. Alison has her leather boots is aims to kick the shit out of Meg. Meg thinks Alison is vulnerable to punches and kicks. She doesn’t think she needs boots as they are heavy and will only slow down her kicks. Meg takes the fight to Alison as she has learned it is best to get your opponent off stride and on the defensive from the start. Meg has learned to become super aggressive despite her movie persona of a sweet young thing. She charges Alison hoping to nail her before Alison can get off her car. Alison doesn’t bother to stand up. Instead she raises her right leg at the right instant and drives her toe into Meg’s pussy.  Meg’s pants offer some protection but Alison’s kick still des some damage. Alison continues her attack by grabbing Meg’s short, straight hair (yet, another hair style by Meg) and whips her into the open door. Meg is barely able to latch onto Alison’s longer hair as she careens into the door. Her momentum pulls Alison up. they both bounce off the door and onto the floor. Fortune smiles on Meg as it seems to have done so often in her fights. Alison lands on her back with Meg on top of her. This renders Alison’s boots useless. In fact the spiked heels and slippery leather soles slide on the floor preventing Alison from using her legs to turn Meg onto her back. Had she been able to do so she would most likely have been able to pin Meg down. The quick Meg scoots up onto Alison’s stomach to straddle her. She wastes no time in using Alison’s hair to band Alison’s head against the pavement. Alison is knocked out. When later Alison derided Meg’s victory by saying she was lucky to end up on top when they crashed to the floor Meg answered “It’s better to be lucky than good. But then I am lucky and good. I would have whipped your  ass in either cas.”

Rosanna Arquette vs Demi Moore: Demi’s record is at the turning point for a winning record compared to a losing record. She also wants to restore honor to the brunettes by whipping the ass, literally, of a strawberry blonde. Demi beat Daryl Hannah in a convincing win. She knows the only way she could lose to Rosanna is if she gets careless. She casts a sideways glance at Rosanna and then, without warning, throws a huge punch into one of Rosanna’s breasts which is shoving her sweater way out. The breasts is splatter and flattened against the ribcage.  Demi got her full weight into the punch as she spun and hit. Rosanna tires to hit Demi in the breast to return the favor as Demi. Demi is open to attack as her momentum keeps carrying her around. Rosanna hits and almost breaks her hand. Turns out  Demi is hiding s medal plate under than frilly cloth over her breasts. Demi does drop the plate instead of using it for a weapon. But Rosanna can’t really match Demi with tow hands and now one of her hands is injured. Demi turns sinister and vicious. She vents all her anger on previous loses to blondes on poor Rosanna. Rosanna’s breasts are clear enough so that Demi doesn’t waste time in removing her sweater. She has her most fun deliver uppercuts alternately to each boob trying to see if she can “ring the bell” by having the tit hit Rosanna’s chin. She comes close but Rosanna’s tits aren’t quite big enough. When Demi gets tired of knocking Rosanna’s breasts every which way she knocks her out with a blow to the side of the head.

Marla Heasley vs Kate Capshaw: Marla Heasley and Kate Capshaw are close in size so this should be an even fight on paper. Except Kate is a fighter and Marla isn’t, at least from what I have seen. It is only an interesting fight because it has Kate in it and it is only interesting if you like one sided fights. Kate wants the biggest bead down. She could get it except she has to chase Marla all over the room. Marla is correct in that Kate can throw a punch or tow. She finds out the hard way that Kate is also a grappler. Once Kate has caught and hit Marla enough to soften her up she throws Marla to the ground. There Marla fares worse than she did when she was running and back peddling away from kate.

Kim Delaney vs Jerry Hall: I think Kim has a good chance to get Jerry down on the floor and beat the crap out of her there. She charges Jerry aggressively but runs straight into some hard punches from Jerry. This causes Kim a little doubt in her strategy but she has no backup plan. She attacks Jerry again. This time she gets inside Jerry’s punches. She plants her shoulder on Jerry’s stomach and lifts her up on her shoulder. She carries Jerry around preparing to slam her down hard on her back. But the tall Jerry proves to be heavier than she looks. Kim wearies and starts to stumble around unable to complete the body slam. She falls down with Jerry on top of her. Jerry quickly gets her legs around Kim’s head. Jerry doesn’t have the strongest of legs. But she grabs one leg and pulls on it in a figure four leglock the ends up around Kim’s neck. Jerry’s long legs provide lots of leverage for this hold to squeeze Kim’s neck. Kim has to submit or pass out.

Heather Locklear vs Samantha Fox: I have to second what realisticman and barbosa say about this fight. It is a wild catfight between two fiery and nasty blondes. Heather is not a blonde bimbo. She knows she cannot out slug Samantha. But she knows she has a longer reach and Samantha’s boobs stick out so far compared to her own. She can dodge in, nail them and back away before Samantha can reach hers. Add to this fact that Heather is one of the fastest celebrities around and she makes mincemeat of Samantha’s XXX boobs before Samantha has hardly touched her. Once Sam’s boobs are tender Heather knocks Sam down with a roundhouse kick to the head that Sam never sees coming. Heather then drops on Samantha and mauls her boobs, finishing her off with her hands what her punches didn’t do.

[byline]

YOU CAN HAVE AN IMPACT. There is slightly less that two days left and as of this writing several fights are close and undecided.  You ca help out Meg Ryan or Alison Armitage and Heather Locklear or Samantha Fox (Heather was dominating but maybe Fox has Locklear buried in her cleavage. In addition Jerry Hall as a slight chance of overtaking Kim Delaney. There are also some fighters who have an outside chance at the biggest beatdown should Lydia and Donna falter.

Tanya Roberts beaten by Kathleen Turner
I have to agree with Glamour Fights on this one. I love his fight description but I don’t believe it. No way would Kathleen let Tanya get the jump on her like that. I see Kathleen setting a calf roping record by removing Tanya’s zebra stripped bikini and hog tying her with it.

Sharon Stone beats Hunter Tylo.
Once more I agree with GF. This time I also agree with his description. Hunter will be defeated but with a smile on her face as Sharon brings her to orgasm again and again and again …..

Emma Samms beaten by Daryl Hannah
Gee, GF got this one right also but then it is a lopsided fight so he can’t take a lot of credit. Daryl is in the running for the biggest beatdown. Can she finish off Emma enough to take the beatdown title?

Meg Ryan beaten by Alison Armitage
I have to agree with GF that this is a hard fought battle but disagree on the outcome. I agree with his description up until they hit the door and bounce off it. Alison has the weight to spin the fragile, thin Meg around as they fall and slam her back against the floor. Alison traps her in a full body press and bangs Meg’s head against the floor until Meg is unconscious..

Rosanna Arquette beaten by Demi Moore
Looks like Gr went for the underdog in this fight while I am going with the favorite – just ask the odds makers. GF missed the clue to the outcome of this fight even if you grant that Rosanna is physically a match for Demi – which I don’t! Demi can end up with a winning or a losing record after this fight. No way is she going to let a winless blonde bimbo give her a losing record. She will pull out all the stops and every dirty trick she knows to batter Rosanna senseless.

Marla Heasley beaten by Kate Capshaw
I am not sure why Marla doesn’t have a better record but I have to agree with GF that Kate will take this one even if they are close in size and by a big margin. She may even get the biggest beatdown.

Kim Delaneybeats Jerry Hall.
Sorry GF, Jerry may have a long reach but that is all she has. Her long arms will give Kim great leverage for hip and shoulder tosses. And the skinny Jerry’s weight won’t be any problem for Kim to toss around.  wonder how many bounces Jerry’s bony ass can take?

Heather Locklear beaten by Samantha Fox
Everyone seems to favor the bitch Heather including Glamour Fights. I am taking the opposite point of view. It does look like Heather started out pounding away on Samantha’s tit’s. You may cause lots of pain by pounding such large tits but you won’t knock anyone out this way. Samantha makes a come back by shown the damage she can do with belly punches. They do weaken you enough to drive you to our knees. Once Heather is on her knees Samantha pushes her over and covers Heather’s face completely with her monstrous boobs.

[Vassago]

Tanya Roberts (38) vs Kathleen Turner (68)
After barely overcoming Audrey Landers, Kathleen Turner has further lost ground to Donna Dixon by a comfortable but not astonishing win over Tanya Roberts. 30 votes difference is impressive enough for someone looking to break into the top 10, but not enough when you\re trying to win the whole thing like Kathleen does. Tanya came out with no fear but got booted down quickly and couldn't avoid a pinfall defeat at Kathleen's defence who mauled her tits so hard, they matched Tanya's hair colour, so much they became abused. However this wasn't enough to challenge for Lydia Cornell's 48 votes difference record.

Sharon Stone (69) vs Hunter Tylo (37)
Neither has Sharon Stone impressed in this round, her winning margin over Hunter Tylo being "only" 32 votes. It looks like Sharon has pounded Hunter only so hard to keep her in tact for a sexual abuse coming later in a private bedroom where my presence was unwanted. Hence I couldn't ask Sharon a question was she only toying around with much inferior opponent and gathering strenght for more serious competition later on. One has to think Sharon was truly saving some energy while she sits comfortably in the overall lead.

Emma Samms (36) vs Daryl Hannah (71)
A quick and vicious hairpulling display by Daryl Hannah left Emma Samms bald and defeated in a matter of two minutes. Even the blonde was surprised how quickly she removed Emma's red hair and was upset this deprived her from challenging for the biggest beatdown of the entire round - Look, this bitch run out of hair too quickly. What a waste this cxnt is. I couldn't even torture her the way I wanted to! Meanwhile Emma crawled away in shame and I didn't get a chance to ask her how much a new wig will cost her for the next round.

Meg Ryan (53) vs Alison Armitage (51)
Another loss for the redheads who seem to have a really struggle this round. Only Glamour Fights had any hope in Meg Ryan as she escaped Alison's vicious kicks and pushed her along the car where both women struggled for supremacy. Alison thought she had it won when she grabbed Meg and smashed her head against the front hood of the car which gave Meg a bloody nose, but that hasn't stopped the blonde from a brutal response. She grabbed Alison's hair and smashed it between the car's door to completely blow the redhead out and claim another shock victory. Alison just can't seem to finish her rivals off and suffers one defeat after another instead.  Credit to Glamour Fight who described this fight as if he saw in with his own eyes!

Rosanna Arquette (30) vs Demi Moore (72)
Dying her hair red only resulted in Rosanna Arquette joining the sorrow bunch for the redheads as Demi Moore destroyed her in a matter of minutes with a barrage of kicks and punches. Rosanna was knocked down before she knew it and a look at the clock indicates that Demi needed only a few seconds longer then Lydia and Donna to secure a victory hence was placed third in the beatdown contest. Rosanna Arquette remains bottom of the standings only a few votes behind Nancy Valen.

Marla Heasley (32) vs Kate Capshaw (70)
Antother one-sided blow out where Kate Capshaw proved much superior and tougher woman then her opponent. Marla Heasley ducked and weaved away from Kate's swining punches as long as she could, but eventually Kate jumped on her like a falcon on a prey and pummelled her into submission without much trouble. As barbosa sometimes call it, a boring fight with one woman clearly dominant from start to finish.

Kim Delaney (54) vs Jerry Hall (51)
Once in a while there comes a time when even Glamour Fights gets his opinion wrong while everyone else is spot on. Kim Delaney was due a win as some pundits called her and Jerry Hall's reputation has gone down the drain since her two early wins. In fact there is a bet running on among other competitors will Jerry win another fight again? Kim knew what she had to do to leave the blonde model on her mecy and she quickly used her speed to bring Jerry down on the floor where she could work her over and beat the crap out of her. Jerry tried her best and scratched Kim's face as hard as she could in order to regain control but Kim fought like a woman on a mission. Jerry couldn't stretch her long legs and wrap around the brunette's waist or head as Kim ripped her cleavage open and punish her until Jerry couldn't take it anymore. Kim ended up with facesitting the fallen blonde and celebrating a maiden victory after 12 straight losses.

Heather Locklear (56) vs Samantha Fox (52)
Spurred on by defeating Kim Wilde, Samantha Fox challenged Heather Locklear self-proclaimed biggest bitch around image and nearly managed to make Heather choke on her confidence. A very wild and nasty catfight took place to close out this round and it really proved a great display of woman fury. However after all the hairpulling, face slapping and clothes ripping, Samantha's big tits proved her weak link as Heather buried her sharp claws in them and did all she could to make the English singer submit. Samantha tried her best and pulled Heather's blonde hair in response but in the end the breat ripping proved a more successful tactic and while Locklear was able to withstand her hair being pulled out, Fox just couldn't handle her tits being ripped apart and gave up in tears. Thanks to this win Heather Locklear moved into the Top 10 at the expence of Cindy Margolis.