When someone on this site asks a question about whether there is a catfight in a movie, it deserves a clear concise answer [/b][/color]
SA
Well fucking said, Sketch. Glad to see you back, makes me wish I had tons of time for the Forum, but that will happen sooner or later.

And thanks to JackCatFan for providing the true answer. I had been wondering.
We've all been screwed buying movies for catfights that turned out to suck or, even worse, never happen. I remember all the hype about the catfight in MONSTER IN-LAW, and even thought about seeing the film at an honest to God cinema. What a waste of money that would have been, since the pathetic abortion of a catfight in that movie was, if possible, even worse than the ass-slapping bullshit in THE TURNING POINT. However, comma, I heard that the DVD would feature the "edited-out" catfight. So I took a chance and it paid off. Instead of the braindead slapping in the released film, the DVD Extras contained a really good tussle between Jane Fonda and J-Lo. I was especially impressed by Jane's performance as they struggled on the bed.
The funny thing is that so much controversy was generated over the comic slapfight. I'm sure it helped the movie's box office. What I don't understand is why they didn't go with the good catfight. I mean, how many people went in there expecting Jane and J-Lo to really duke it out, and curled their lip when they were ripped off? I mean, seriously, why are the pussies in charge of these decisions? And what comments were made at the pre-screenings, which is to say, how many cocksucking jagoffs wrote that they'd rather see a lame slapfest than a real catfight?
Sometimes I lose hope in America . . .