AVAST there .... I knew this was the place to come for my crew.
I just had a few casks of rum delivered to the island, by Captain Morgan himself ....
Ladies.... soon to be pirates... harrrrrrr the salt of the sea... as you will be brought to the island. The island of bitchslap sands.
You won't be finding it on any map. Yet tis in the tropics, with clear waters, and white sands. There you will fight, to see which lady becomes captain of her own vessel.
I see the feisty Grlwrestler has jumped quickly at the chance. We will have to see how those fine legs, deal with sailing the sea. Yeah she can fight, but can she handle herself on board a pirate ship battle?? I will enjoy seeing how she fares here.
Ayeee and who needs redbeard the pirate. When we have the red head, with long legs fightinglisa looking to shiver some timbers.
Welcome to try your luck, at gold and treasure.
Laurie Catfighter..... I for sure like the style of this lady. Yet being from the Uk ... will be my pleasure to keep close eye on her. To make sure this beauty, is not working for the queen. Still she proves herself on bitchslap. She is fine by me.
Chrissssssssy .... aye..... like the look in this lass's eyes. Think she can handle herself quite well. So you know, milady, that is what you will have to do. To become captain of your own ship!!
Jennyfights ... I think this lass used to sail under Blackbeards flag. I admit, not knowing her by reputation. YET this lady very welcome, and looks capable to hold her own with a pirate crew.
Katterina... ha haaaa this lady looks fit for duty!! Imagine if Katt got to own the CATSCLAWS?? Captain KATT of CATSCLAWS.. hmmm could be. Still she'll have to fight for it!!
Denisexx Yet another lady from the UK ... Can the sailing be so poor, that such lovely ladies as Laurie and Deinse left to become pirates? Still, the lady does me honor. Her first post, to join the crew here. I say, welcome denise, and watch your step, with this crew. Some of them know how to do the rough and tumble very well.
Michelle.Kim Always heard of how dangerous those ships and crews coming out of the Orient can be. You milady look very capable. You be welcome, flying your colors from your original home or where you bunk now. Welcome, and enjoy the contest. Maybe you will be a captain soon.
BustyTiffany35 Talk about shiver me timbers.. the lass already looks ready for the tropics. Have known her by reputation. Think she sailed on the ship, that sold the ruler of France, fake royal jewels. I think she be a lady to watch out for, Of course she be wlecome, to make her claim to the crew.
Amazing Mandy... oh hooooo seems the soon to be pirate lass, was seen beachside.. Well wait until she sets anchor on Bitchslap Island!! Welcome aboard. Remember will not be all sun and fun.. there will be a fight!! Yet come aboard.
AYE.... what a fine group of pirates and fighters!! I can almost taste those Spanish Gold doubloons, and jewels!!
This be a GRAND start.. I raise a mug of RUM, in toast to all willing to set sail.
YET ther be plenty more room, before the ships set sail!!
Captain Storm ...... Arrrrrr where be the skull and crossbones Icon??
