[Vassago]

BO DEREK (Age: 23; 5'3" / 5th 14-0) vs ORNELLA MUTI (Age: 24; 5'6.5" / 10th 10-4)
After losing to Donna Mills, the fiery Italian Ornella Muti is out for revenge and promises to snap Bo Derek's winning run - Look, I'm bigger, stronger and more vicious then this blonde cow will ever be! I won't take any prisoners and just wreck her all over the place! Bo is aware of this challenge and adopts a strictly-business approach to keep her perfect record alive.


DEBBIE HARRY (Age: 34; 5'3" / 24th 3-11) vs INGRID STEEGER (Age: 32; 5'2" / 20th 4-10)
Two lower ranked slender-built blondes square off next. Debbie Harry has been hairpulled out of her senses by Morgan Fairchild recently and promises to hit back right at Ingrid Steeger and remove her hair instead. - This is my fight to win, people. Watch me turn this skinny whore into a bald skinny whore! But Ingrid Steeger believes she will end up with Debbie's scalp in her hands and stay ahead of her in the rankings. This fight could go right down to the wire or shall I say to the last hair intact.


JACQUELINE BISSET (Age: 35; 5'6.5" / 16th 6-8) vs CHERYL LADD (Age: 28; 5'4" / 4th 14-0)
Brunette vs blonde fight where Cheryl Ladd wants to distance herself away from the soft blonde image that some people are still mocking her after. Jacqueline endured a long and gruelling fight against Susan Anton which she lost by the narrowest of margins and promises to put up another good showing against the highly-touted Ladd.


CATHERINE BACH (Age: 25; 5'8" / 3rd 14-0) vs MARTA KRISTEN (Age: 34; 5'4" / 13th 10-4)
The bikini contest is on in Round 15. Both women think they're not only better fighters but also look better looking in a swimsuit. Will the pundits give some extra bonus for the artistic impression? Guess Christie Brinkley would be laughing at these wannabes if she bothered to watch this fight.


JULIE EGE (Age: 36; 5'5" / 27th 2-12) vs CAROL LYNLEY (Age: 37; 5'6" / 6th 13-1)
Carol Lynley has got some bad news for Julie Ege before this fight - It's about time I scored the biggest beatdown award and way I see it, this skinny little slut will be torn to pieces once I'm done with her! Bold statement from Carol but Julie still wants to scratch her eyes out instead.


MORGAN FAIRCHILD (Age: 29; 5'4" / 8th 12-2) vs JOANNA LUMLEY (Age: 33; 5'8" / 25th 2-12)
There's only one plan for Morgan Fairchild in this fight and that's to remove as much of Joanna Lumley's hair as possible - I don't see how she's going to stop me from doing so. A solid grab on her hair and I'll yank her back & forth like there's no tomorrow. I need to add her scalp to the one I took from Debbie Harry in the previous round!


CHRISTIE BRINKLEY (Age: 25; 5'9" / 1st 14-0) vs DONNA MILLS (Age: 39; 5'4" / 29th 2-12)
The competition leader Christie Brinkley comes in after Cybill Shepherd so she knows what's required to keep her position in place. Donna Mills scored an upset win over Ornella Muti in the previous round, but will she have something for Christie - I suspect not - so says the blonde model - she's had a fluke win but she's an old, washed-up tramp and I need to keep this Shepherd whore behind me, so I don't think anyone is going to question my victory here?


LESLEY-ANNE DOWN (Age: 25; 5'5" / 32nd 0-14) vs BARBI BENTON (Age: 29; 5'3" / 21st 3-11)
The last fight features a couple of lower-ranked brunettes going at each other on the beach. Barbi Benton thinks that she's the better looking of the two and will drown Lesley-Anne down (sic!) in the sea, but Lesley asks herself "If I'm not beating this little trash dummy, then what are my chances of winning a single fight in this tournament?" You can't deny it's the best opportunity for Lesley to finally score a win and moved up from the bottom of the rankings. 

[Glamour Fights]

As in Set 1 there are some blowouts, some close fights, and some unexpected results. This biggest blow out will be Christine Brinkley making Donna Mills wish she had stayed home. She will be challenged by Catherine Back pounding Marta Kristen but will get the bigger beatdown. The two closest fights will be Debbie Harry just edging out Ingrid Steeger and Lesley-Anne down barely beating Barbi Benton. I like the Debbie-Ingrid fight to be the closest. Jacqueline Bisset will give more of a battle to Cheryl Ladd than their records would indicate. But physically Cheryl is overmatched so it is not a surprise and Jacqueline could  even win. Julie Ege will also put up a better fight against Carol Lynley but Carol is just too mean for Julie to be able to beat her. Finally Ornella Muti will show the fire in her blood and take the fight to Bo Derek. Once again the blonde turns out to be the dirtier and nastier fighter, much beyond her small stature.

Bo Derek vs Ornella Muti: One might think that this should be a very close fight with Ornella even having the edge. But Bo isn’t undefeated against some very tough fighters for no reason. When all else fails she goes for the eyes and most women end up trying to protect their eyes. I expect this to be the dirtiest and nastiest fight of both sets with Bo having more dirty and nasty tactics under her bra than Ornella does. A fight that will be closer than the records indicate but not the closest fight for once Bo gets the advantage she will show absolutely no mercy.

Debbie Harry vs Ingrid Steeger: I think these two women will put up the wildest and closets fight of the set and maybe the round. It won’t be as nasty or dirty as the Bo-Ornella fight but will be faster paced with some very wild hairpulling, slapping, and tossing around. Wild punches and kicks will be thrown in. Both women are small and at a disadvantage physically in most fights. So when they come up against someone their size and they think they can win they leave nothing on the floor except hair and clothes. I am not sure why I picked Debbie other than the fact that I don’t like to predict draws. Either could win but I like the singer’s lungs to give her a little more stamina. Also she may have learned out to fall when tossed around by someone like Big Mama.

Jacqueline Bisset vs Cheryl Ladd: Cheryl is smaller than Jacqueline but by only 2½ inches which could actually be an advantage in close in fighting and rolling around on the ground. It will be a close fight with Jacqueline’s size and strength pitted against Cheryl’s better fighting abilities. Cheryl is just too agile and elusive to get trapped by Jacqueline. She wears her down and ends up with a surprising face sit to humiliate the bigger brunette.

Catherine Bach vs Marta Kristen: Catherine is much bigger, much stronger, and much the better fighter. Marta fights gamely and shows why she has a 10-4 record against some good fighters. Now she faces Catherine who is one of the best if not the best. She is putty in Catherine’s hands. The only satisfaction that Marta will take away from this fight is that she will keep Catherine from getting the biggest beatdown.

Julie Ege vs Carol Lynley: Julie and Carol are close in size by kilometers apart in strength and meanness. Carol can be one of the cruelest women around once she gets on top. Julie will fight desperately for quite a while to keep Carol from getting on top but Carol will be too relentless for Julie to prevent this for the entire fight. Julie will give a better battle than a 2-12 fighter against a 13-1 fighter but it won’t be enough. The feign  of heart should not watch what Carol does to Julie once she has Julie at her mercy.

Morgan Fairchild vs Joanna Lumley: This is another case where the sheer willpower and evilness overcomes a superior physical opponent. Joanna has 4” on Morgan but her record indicates she does not have the fighting spirit. No one ever accused Morgan of not having the fighting spirit as she has been known to go after women nearly twice her size without regard to her own well being. That dress of Joanna’s won’t  stay on long and once Joanna’s hair, face and body are exposed to Morgan’s claws it won’t be a pretty sight. This should be a close fight but it won’t be.

Christie Brinkley vs Donna Mills: Christie needs no motivation beyond staying in the lead to beat up on poor Donna Mills. Like Lynda Carter against Suzy Kendal or Catherine Bach against Marta Kristen, Christie has size, strength, and fighting ability over Donna. And out of Lynda, Catherine and Christie I think Christie is the most athletic. Talk about tossing someone around like a rag doll, Donna will look like Raggedy Annie when Christie is down with her. The only question is will Donna last long enough for Christie to get a bigger beat down than Lynda does against Suzy. My guess is not.

Lesley-Anne Down vs Barbi Benton: Another very close fight that could go either way. My own feeling is that the Debbie-Ingrid fight will be wilder and more entertaining than this fight as I think they are both better fighters than these two.  I give the win to Lesley-Anne over Barbi in a fight that could go either way because she sees her chance to get her first win. Barbi doesn’t have the ability to force a submission against that will even if she gets the advantage. Eventually Lesley-Anne will force Barbi to submit.

[byline]

Maybe I got up on the wrong side of the bed today so I am feeling a little contrarian. But seeing all the fights between these sexy women has made me feel better. My contrariness is satisfied by making a few upset predictions.

Bo Derek beaten by Ornella Muti
Even though the blonde has an unbeaten record I see the brunette continuing the brunette dominance this round  I’m not sure how barbosa calls Ornella the much shorter woman as she is taller than Bo. I side with realisticman that this can be called an upset only because of their relative records. Ornella is bigger, stronger, and faster in my opinion. She also can fight dirtier. This surprises Bo as both do their best to rip out the other’s hair, smack their cheeks off and claw their bodies to shreds. Ornella has Bo whimpering at the end and begging her to stop.

Debbie Harry beaten by Ingrid Steeger
The blonde wins her for the obvious reason. I think the other pundits are right in saying this will be a very close fight, maybe the closest. Ingrid wins because she has the added motivation of making Debbie “sing for her supper.” OK, that isn’t the best reason for picking the winner so let’s just say I think Ingrid is the slightly better fighter.

Jacqueline Bisset beats Cheryl Ladd
Contrary to Glamour Fights prediction this is another easy victory for the brunettes over the blondes. Jacqueline tosses the flyweight Cheryl around like a rag doll. I do like barbosa’s ending with Jacqueline spreading Cheryl’s much shorter legs in an enormous grapevine.

Catherine Bach beats Marta Kristen
I really don’t give a lot of credence in hair color determining fighting ability other than brunette vs blonde fights have an added intensity. But once again this is an overwhelming victory for the brunette team. Catherine puts holds on Marta that only hillbilly women know. In spite of Marta’s record, I say this will be the biggest beatdown this round.

Julie Ege beaten by Carol Lynley
Not sure if Julie is a blonde or a redhead or a strawberry blonde, but blonde Carol wins this in a cakewalk. We will know Julie’s natural hair color after Carol rips out most of it and shows us Julie’s roots. Looks to me like Julie is already holding her sore scalp where Carol has ripped out a big chunk.

Morgan Fairchild beaten by Joanna Lumley
Joanna’s hair color changes with time: blonde, brunette, redhead, you name it. She fights Morgan in a blonde on blonde contest. Morgan wins a lot of catfights by intimidating her opponent. The Angel and Sheena, Joanna is not intimidated in the least. He uses her four inch reach and longer legs to punch and kick Morgan unconscious.


Christie Brinkleybeats Donna Mills
Another case where I am too chicken shit and too wise to predict an upset. Christie goes after the lighter-than-air, weak, defenseless Donna with a vengeance to claim the biggest beatdown. She could do it if Catherine Bach falters but Catherine won’t so Christie has to settle for 2nd place in the beatdown contest. But Christie easily keeps her 1st place ranking overall.

Leslie-Anne Down beaten by Barbi Benton
I agree with the other pundits that this will be a close, back and forth fight. It could do either way. But Hugh Hefner is a wrestling/catfight fan and Barbi doesn’t want to embarrass herself by losing to a winless Lesley-Anne. She ends up burying Lesley-Anne in the sand and standing with a nicely turned leg on Leslie-Anne to celebrate her tough victory.

[Vassago]

Thx for all the votes and comments as usual! 

Bo Derek (50) vs Ornella Muti (46)
The unbeaten streak lives to fight another day but only just. Only Glamour Fights had this one in his pocket and allthough Ornella was tempted by Bo's long hair to pull them all off, Bo was equally capable to messing up the Italian's dark scalp. However as this hairpulling tug of war was far from being settled, it came down to dirty tricks and Bo surprised Ornella by puting her nail in her eye and forced Muti to let go off Bo's hair. After that Bo whipped Ornella to the ground where the Italian was already in some pain and couldn't see much anymore so quit the fight throwing some abusive comments in her native tongue.

Debbie Harry (42) vs Ingrid Steeger (49)
I like realisticman's prediction of Ingrid winning via a headlock and adding to Debbie's misery. The fight between these two slender blondes was equally close and vicious as Edina vs Yutte and Bo vs Ornella but the German scored the win headlocking Debbie and pulling her hair to add insult to injury. Debbie tried to escape the hold, but gave up as the pain Ingrid dished out at her was too big to handle in the end.

Jacqueline Bisset (45) vs Cheryl Ladd (52)
The blonde survived one of her toughest test so far and barely outlasted Jacqueline for the win. Bisset has lost a close fight to Susan Anton previously and now she once again let her advantage slip away as Cheryl mauled her into submission after a very back & forth contest. Cheryl surely didn't like some comments calling her weak and she is still in the mix for the overall title.

Catherine Bach (78) vs Marta Kristen (18)
Meanwhile this was a big message from Catherine Bach regarding her title chances. As barbosa called it, this fight proved a nightmare for Marta Kristen who got stripped naked, spanked raw in the ass before being thrown around the barn like a rag doll by the dominant brunette. Marta is quite a skillful fighter herself but here she came across the unseen woman fury in the person of Catherine who set a new record for the biggest beatdown of the entire competition at 60 votes. Calling it impressive is an understatement.

Julie Ege (38) vs Carol Lynley (56)
The chunks of hair are soon ripped off the head of one of the women and it's Carol doing most of the hairpulling. Byline wants to have a first-hand information on Julie's real hair color and her roots show it's strawberry blonde. Julie managed to pull out some of her foe's blonde hair as well, but once Carol ripped a massive chunk of the back of her head, Julie lost the willpower and gave up the fight.

Morgan Fairchild (63) vs Joanna Lumley (33)
As realisticman called it, Morgan literally clawed Joanna to pieces with some fierce hairpulling, scratching and face-slapping. The level of Morgan's aggression is way ahead of Joanna's reach and even the Avengers stunts proved fruitless against the Miss Vicious herself. A routine win for Morgan who still wants to take the overall title despite two early losses to Cheryl Ladd and Susan Anton.

Christine Brinkley (73) vs Donna Mills (24)
The overall leader has restored some breathing space between herself and Cybill Shepherd with the second biggest win of this round. Another case of physical mismatch and even the Mr. Upset of this round byline admitted there's no way of Donna topping Christie. One-sided brawl ended with the SI model reducing her older compatriot into a big and messy loser as Donna had the shit kicked out of her in matter of seconds rather then minutes.

Lesley-Anne Down (50) vs Barbi Benton (46)
Glamour Fights and barbosa predicted Lesley-Anne's maiden victory and this was indeed the case as Barbi Benton had the dobious honor of being her first victim. Back & forth rolling on the sand took place for most of the fight with neither woman coming on top until it was Barbi who started to lose her breath and allowed Lesley to pin her and keep there until Barbi finally admitted that Lesley was stronger. This win moves the British actress above Margot Kidder in the rankings on votes difference.