[Vassago]

SHARON STONE (Age: 31; 5'8.5" / 1st 14-0) vs NANCY VALEN (Age: 24; 5'7" / 32nd 0-14)
It's almost a criminal sin to put the overall leader against the bottom-ranked woman but this fight had to happen sooner or later. Sharon obviously promises to fuck the daylights out of Nancy who declines to comment. Will some experts vote against this being the biggest beatdown of the entire round and possibly the competition (record is Daryl Hannah's 54 votes over - coincidentally - Nancy Valen)?.


EMMA SAMMS (Age: 29; 5'4" / 28th 1-13) vs KATHLEEN TURNER (Age: 35; 5'8" / 2nd 14-0)
The second placed Kathleen Turner tries to give Sharon a run for the biggest beatdown money. If the winner is almost too easy to predict at least the internal competition between these two should make those fights interesting.


KIM WILDE (Age: 29; 5'4" / 22nd 4-10) vs HUNTER TYLO (Age: 27; 5'6" / 29th 1-13)
First pick for the closest fight of the round comes next. Kim has shown her wild nature on four occassions already but Hunter might just kick into some gear with this match-up. Classic blonde vs brunette battle and one thinks it might go down to the wire.


DONNA DIXON (Age: 32; 5'9" / 3rd 14-0) vs CATHERINE OXENBERG (Age: 28; 5'5.5" / 12th 9-5)
Two stylish blondes in what seems to be the most sophisticated fight of this round. However this can turn into an ugly brawl when the self-proclaimed Philly street fighter Catherine decides to go nasty on Donna who is still undefeated in fourteen fights.


MARLA HEASLEY (Age: 30; 5'6" / 30th 1-13) vs REBECCA DE MORNAY (Age: 30; 5'5.5" / 17th 7-7)
Two women matching each other in size but the perennial Hollywood villain Rebecca de Mornay has got the aggression on her side. Will Marla be able to salvage some pride or will she be blown away alltogether?


ALISON ARMITAGE (Age: 24; 5'6" / 27th 1-13) vs DEMI MOORE (Age: 27; 5'5" / 15th 8-6)
Demi is still on her way up and promises to dispatch the redhead Alison as quickly as possible. Another case when one woman has shown her aggressive nature and the other one just can't turn on the dirty stuff so far. Alison seems to be a much better fighter than her record shows, but Demi might be out of her reach yet.


ROSANNA ARQUETTE (Age: 30; 5'4.5" / 31st 0-14) vs AUDREY LANDERS (Age: 33; 5'3" / 16th 8-6)
Wrestling background has enabled Audrey Landers to spare herself the position of Rosanna Arquette - a soft blonde who gets beaten up by everybody so far. Will Rosanna fight dirty to tame the wrestler or will Audrey have the fight on her own terms and smothers Rosanna instead?


JERRY HALL (Age: 33; 6'0" / 25th 2-12) vs HEATHER THOMAS (Age: 32; 5'5.5" / 4th 13-1)
The experts seem to think Jerry won't win another fight in this competiion and question her skills and courage. Heather Thomas has made it clear she will try to spoil Sharon & Kathleen's beatdown duell by dishing one on her own!

[chicharito]

My votes:
Nancy, Kathleen, Kim, Donna, Rebecca, Alison, Audrey, Heather

[Glamour Fights]

Let’s just get right down to it. Here is what I think and predict:

Sharon Stone vs Nancy Valen: I am not sure why Nancy is 0-14 compared to Sharon being 14-0a. They don’t seem to be all that different in size or fitness. Caulk it up to the x-factor. This could be a very close blonde vs brunette hairpull off. Sharon brings her two-fold attack of catfighting and bi-sexual prowess to confuse and then gain the victory over Nancy.

Emma Samms vs Kathleen Turner: Not much to wonder about the disparage in records between Emma and Kathleen. Emma may well be the weakest woman in the tournament and is on the short side. Kathleen may well be done of the strongest and has good size, adding body stature to reasonable height. Emma won’t be in heaven but in hell as Kathleen will rip her apart. Kathleen will probably figure it a failure if she doesn’t get the biggest beatdown this time around. And she could easily do it.

Kim Wilde vs Hunter Tylo:: One of my two picks for the closest fight of this round for both sets. The other one is in set 2 and is Tanya Roberts vs Cindy Margolis. As Vassago says it is another classic blonde vs brunette matchup. Hunter is slightly bigger than Kim and Kim is slightly the better fighter in my estimation. That makes this fight very close to a draw. I give the edge to Hunter because I think she wants it more trying to prove she is better than 1-13.

Donna Dixon vs Catherine Oxenberg: The only thing that keeps Catherine in this fight is her Philly street fighting tactics. Her nastiness catches Donna off guard. But it also makes Donna angry. Once angered Donna can physically overwhelm Catherine. It won’t be close to the biggest beatdown because of Catherine’s tactics but it will be an easy win for Donna by the end of the fight.

Marla Heasley vs Rebecca de Mornay:the way to beat a villain like Rebecca is to take the fight to her and make her doubt herself. Marla has not the where-with-all to do this. Once Rebecca gets in control she shows no mercy. She gives Marla a bigger thrashing than their comparative sizes might indicate.

Allison Armitage vs Demi Moore: Vassago said it correctly, Demi is on the way up. Allison has yet to get started. Not much is left of Allison’s red hair or ample bosom after Demi gets down and dirty.

Rosanna Arquette vs Audrey Landers: Their records indicate that this should be an easy win for Audrey. With her sister Judy present to coach her she figures there is no way Rosanna can out think and out fight her. Well Audrey isn’t the only one with a sister. Rosanna’s sister, Patricia, shows up to coach her. Rosanna is also so hungry for a win and likes her chances against the smaller Audrey that she becomes particularly vicious and nasty. Most of the blonde hair on the floor turns out to be Audrey’s. As an added bonus, Patricia and Judy get into it. That fight goes to Judy who is the better athlete as well as the more skilled fighter.

Jerry Hall vs Heather Thomas: Tall, skinny weak, and awkward loses to rough and ready. Jerry is made to look foolish against the well-coordinated and agile Heather. It will be interesting to see how Heather ties up and entangles Jerry’s long arms and legs within themselves.

[byline]

In the last round for the 1970s tournament I predicted heavily in favor of brunettes in blonde vs brunette fights. In the 1980s fights I think the blondes come out slightly ahead for this round.

Sharon Stone beats Nancy Valen.
Would love to predict an upset her but Sharon Stone starts things out right for the blondes by having her way with Nancy Valen. And when Sharon has her way her opponent is often left sexually exhausted with a smile on her face. It only takes a few minutes for Sharon to strip Nancy of her skimpy outfit. Then she uses Nancy’s whole body for her own pleasure and Nancy’s.

Emma Samms beaten by Kathleen Turner.
Kathleen Turner keeps up the momentum for the blondes over Emma Samms. This is a complete rout and should be the biggest beatdown. Kathleen rips off that fluffy stuff Emma holds and is sitting on. She mercilessly shoves it down her throat, up her vagina, and up the orifice opposite the vagina. She stuffs the cotton in Emma’s ears so Emma can’t hear her only screams as well. Only through the facial bones.

Kim Wilde beats Hunter Tylo.
Not to be outdone by her blonde compatriots, Kim Wilde goes after Hunter Tylo in a manner befitting her surname. This isn’t as easy a battle for the blondes as Hunter attacks back with some equally vicious hairpulling. Blonde hair and brunette hair litter the floor and the women’s sweaty bodies as they give their all. Kim is slightly more agile and maneuverable and is able to finally get on Hunter’s back where she rips hair out at will until Hunter submits rather than becoming bald.

Donna Dixon beaten by Catherine Oxenberg.
A blonde wins this fight but not the blonde most people think. This is my first upset prediction. Donna Dixon is bigger in height and body but her physical size means little when Catherine Oxenberg get her fingernails into Donna’s face. That is a supposed no no when models and actresses fight. But Catherine says, “anything is a yes yes when it comes to Philly street fighting. If Donna can’t take it she should quit and go running home to mommy.”

Marla Heasley beats Rebecca de Mornay.
Marla Heasley finally gives the brunettes a win and an upset win it is over Rebecca de Mornay. Another real blonde vs brunette all out hairpulling catfight. A classic catfight of two women who hate each other. This should be a very good fight to watch as it should be close and the catfighting particularly nasty. Rebecca lives up to her villain reputation and Marla wants to prove she can be just as evil, if not more so. After fighting back and forth for a long time, Marla wraps her fingers around Rebecca’s throat and chokes her unconscious. Marla has to be pulled off of Rebecca before she chokes the life completely out of her.

Alison Armitage beats Demi Moore.
I put this fight in the blonde column as I figure Alison Armitage can be considered a strawberry blonde. Another upset her as Demi Moore has been showing the fighting ability most people think she has. Vassago indicates why Alison win when he states she is a much better fighter than her record shows. That was true of Demi but now that she has won several fights it is Alison who has the greater motivation. The two women are physically close but once Alison gets Demi on her back she doesn’t let up. Her bigger breasts smother Demi out.

Rosanna Arquette beaten by Audrey Landers.
I like Glamour Fights idea that the sisters of both women and in attendance. Audrey Landers is the better wrestler than Rosanna Arquette. With Judy’s coaching she is always a step ahead of Rosanna Arquette. Rosanna is coached by her sister but Patricia is not as knowledgeable as Judy. When Pat and Judy get into a fight dominated by Judy, the Rosanna – Audrey fight turns more into a catfight than a wrestling match. This is one area where Audrey has improved the most. Audrey is even sweeter looking than Meg Ryan but she has had to learn how to catfight or get eaten up by more vicious women. Rosanna soon discovers that Audrey can match her catfight for catfight and then some.

Jerry Hall beaten by Heather Thomas.
Once again I look the image presented by Glamour Fights of Heather Thomas wrapping up and entangling Jerry Hall’s super long arms and legs. I also like to envision Heather using her much stronger, more solid arms and legs to torture and punish those of Jerry. Heather could get a bigger beatdown than Kathleen Turner but perhaps Jerry’s height will prevent this. It could be the only saving grace for Jerry.

[shefightsgirls]

I'd love to see Heather Thomas and Demi Moore as a tag-team against the others.

[Vassago]

One big upset in each of the sets as Alison Armitage defats Demi Moore in this one. Kathleen Turner moves ahead of Sharon Stone on votes difference for the overall lead.

Thx for all the votes and comments as usual!

Sharon Stone (51) vs Nancy Valen (44)
This was anything but a blowout I've predicted. In fact Nancy - allthough she went down for the 15th time - achieved her smallest defeat of the competition by only seven votes. Guess Sharon was so confident of her win, she didn't even try to hurt the brunette, yet still pinned her easily for the win. However this narrow margin of victory drops her behind Kathleen Turner in the standings on votes difference.

Emma Samms (29) vs Kathleen Turner (65)
Kathleen won the internal battle with Sharon but still finished only second best in the overall beatdown award as she creamed Emma Samms all over the place and easily pummelled her into a knockout. Bonus for Kathleen though as she now moves into the overall lead, eight votes ahead of Sharon Stone.

Kim Wilde (53) vs Hunter Tylo (37)
Only byline & chicharito got this one right as Kim Wlde pulled hair so viciously it made Hunter crumble down on her knees and submit in fear of being ripped bald. Most of the experts though that the brunette is much better fighter than her record shows, but Kim was having other ideas and managed to score a convincing win herself.

Donna Dixon (60) vs Catherine Oxenberg (33)
Catherine's pride has taken a serious blow as she was literally blown away by Donna in a NHB street fight and ended up being shoved down the dumpster by the fellow blonde. This time all the experts except byline believed in Donna's unbeaten streak to continue.

Marla Heasley (29) vs Rebecca de Mornay (58)
The blonde villain got the better of the brunette heroine here as Rebecca scratched Marla's face bloody red and scored a very easy win to keep the brunette down in 30th place and struggling for respect.

Alison Armitage (49) vs Demi Moore (45)
The first genuine shock of this round happened when Alison Armitage was able to pin and submit Demi Moore. No less than three experts actually predicted this happening and it looks like Demi was indeed to confident of winning while the redhead has had enough of her close defeats in previous round and outmuscled the brunette in a grappling catfight on the ground before she could lay her flat out on the back.

Rosanna Arquette (25) vs Audrey Landers (66)
Audrey Landers scored the biggest win of the entire round as both she and sister Judy made minced meat out of both Arquette sisters. Wrestling skills easily dismantled the Arquette's who had every single limb of their bodies twisted back and forth several times. An impressive display of skills from Landers siblings but they were hardly tested and controlled the fight from start to finish.

Jerry Hall (31) vs Heather Thomas (63)
The much taller Jerry fell down easily to the shorter but stronger Heather in one-sided fight. Heather slapped and punched the model several times and found no resistance through the fight whatsoever. Unsurprisingly all the pundits had Heather winning in quick fashion on their cards.